EatNphood
New Member
You Might Be A Body Builder If . . . . . .
You burp and it smells like a pharmacy.
You have to buy size 44 pants so your thighs will fit in the legs.
Women complain that you talk to your own chest and not to theirs.
You find yourself taking long walks around reflective glass buildings.
You think the four major food groups are Chicken, Tuna, Turkey, and Beef.
You do things like Skull Crushers to yourself . . . and like it.
You secretly try on your kid brothers T-shirts just for an ego boost.
You complain about being fat even when you dont have love handles.
You need Yohimbe . . . enough said.
Holding a pencil between your pecs becomes a major goal.
Your idea of a five star restaurant is anyplace followed by, All You Can Eat.
Youre willing to admit that size does matter.
You burp and it smells like a pharmacy.
You have to buy size 44 pants so your thighs will fit in the legs.
Women complain that you talk to your own chest and not to theirs.
You find yourself taking long walks around reflective glass buildings.
You think the four major food groups are Chicken, Tuna, Turkey, and Beef.
You do things like Skull Crushers to yourself . . . and like it.
You secretly try on your kid brothers T-shirts just for an ego boost.
You complain about being fat even when you dont have love handles.
You need Yohimbe . . . enough said.
Holding a pencil between your pecs becomes a major goal.
Your idea of a five star restaurant is anyplace followed by, All You Can Eat.
Youre willing to admit that size does matter.
