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Please don't tell me she's taking smut picks on her kids bed lol
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Please don't tell me she's taking smut picks on her kids bed lol
Tha butthole is overrated
I agree but I love it when out of the blue my wife tells me to hit it.
Ozzy619
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Everyone wants the butthole until they get shit on their dick
Thats t shirt material
ddp7
Banned
AGREED!!!!!!
Meh, it's just one of the field hazards of bangin' her in the backdoor, it happens. But that's where using lots of lube really pays off, it kind of creates a slick shield for your cock, nothing seems to stick. Kind of like using a good wax on your car or truck, and then when it rains the water and dirt just beads right off.
On a serious note, speaking of the south side, maybe I have just been with too many freaks, but I swear nothing gets a girl going while you're down there licking her and fingering her like sliding a finger in her ass at the same time. Again, maybe I have just hooked up with only freaks (including the one I am married to), but I swear every girl I have ever done that to went from really into it, to REALLY REALLY into it within 5 seconds of fingering her ass. You just gotta make sure "tha butthole" is lubed (however you need to accomplish that) and work your way in slowly. It's the magic button, the rest of the sex from there is almost anything goes porn quality sex.
So in that respect, I would say "tha butthole" is not overrated as it may not do a whole lot for some guys, but it sure as heck has turned some seemingly tame girls I have been with into freaks.
bickle is to be known as...Master of Tha ButtholeMeh, it's just one of the field hazards of bangin' her in the backdoor, it happens. But that's where using lots of lube really pays off, it kind of creates a slick shield for your cock, nothing seems to stick. Kind of like using a good wax on your car or truck, and then when it rains the water and dirt just beads right off.
On a serious note, speaking of the south side, maybe I have just been with too many freaks, but I swear nothing gets a girl going while you're down there licking her and fingering her like sliding a finger in her ass at the same time. Again, maybe I have just hooked up with only freaks (including the one I am married to), but I swear every girl I have ever done that to went from really into it, to REALLY REALLY into it within 5 seconds of fingering her ass. You just gotta make sure "tha butthole" is lubed (however you need to accomplish that) and work your way in slowly. It's the magic button, the rest of the sex from there is almost anything goes porn quality sex.
So in that respect, I would say "tha butthole" is not overrated as it may not do a whole lot for some guys, but it sure as heck has turned some seemingly tame girls I have been with into freaks.
ddp7
Banned
iugh.. oh man oh man,too much meso for today
Yeah, that title might be befitting of me. Maybe me and Ozzy will go to the tshirt shop together to get our respective sayings forever memorialized for all to see as we make our way throughout our daily lives!
TorroXL
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Mite as well get in on this action too
You sir have my respect.
What I found is that you need to build a bit of mistery behind banging the ass. I have been with few girls that didn't ever do anal, and so I started talking about it, playing with that lovely butthole but never went in. You talk to them after sex maybe, tell them how amazing it feels, if done right is not painful etc etc.
They get curious and there is nothing better when a woman while you fuck her, look you in the eyes and say: fuck me in the ass
Or you can take the fastest road and just slip it in accidentally, in this case be ready for a wild ride, like in the cowboy rodeo ahahhaha
Only pussy get worried when their dick get a bit of shit. Plenty of lube as bickel said, make it really clean even if you get dirty. Anyway who give a fuck? You shouldn't pull that cock out until you cum, and after you just go straight to wash yourself. No big deal.
Or if She is really a freak, she can always clean it up for ya
What I found is that you need to build a bit of mistery behind banging the ass. I have been with few girls that didn't ever do anal, and so I started talking about it, playing with that lovely butthole but never went in. You talk to them after sex maybe, tell them how amazing it feels, if done right is not painful etc etc.
They get curious and there is nothing better when a woman while you fuck her, look you in the eyes and say: fuck me in the ass
Or you can take the fastest road and just slip it in accidentally, in this case be ready for a wild ride, like in the cowboy rodeo ahahhaha
Only pussy get worried when their dick get a bit of shit. Plenty of lube as bickel said, make it really clean even if you get dirty. Anyway who give a fuck? You shouldn't pull that cock out until you cum, and after you just go straight to wash yourself. No big deal.
Or if She is really a freak, she can always clean it up for ya
Meh, it's just one of the field hazards of bangin' her in the backdoor, it happens. But that's where using lots of lube really pays off, it kind of creates a slick shield for your cock, nothing seems to stick. Kind of like using a good wax on your car or truck, and then when it rains the water and dirt just beads right off.
On a serious note, speaking of the south side, maybe I have just been with too many freaks, but I swear nothing gets a girl going while you're down there licking her and fingering her like sliding a finger in her ass at the same time. Again, maybe I have just hooked up with only freaks (including the one I am married to), but I swear every girl I have ever done that to went from really into it, to REALLY REALLY into it within 5 seconds of fingering her ass. You just gotta make sure "tha butthole" is lubed (however you need to accomplish that) and work your way in slowly. It's the magic button, the rest of the sex from there is almost anything goes porn quality sex.
So in that respect, I would say "tha butthole" is not overrated as it may not do a whole lot for some guys, but it sure as heck has turned some seemingly tame girls I have been with into freaks.
CdnGuy
New Member
Fixedthere is nothing better when a woman while you fuck her, look you in the eyes and say: fuck me in the ass
CdnGuy
New Member
Hard to be a pig when each time it was their request lolTruedat, you pig
Marry her on the fucking spot
Edit- I will say freaks like that kinda ruin your future encounters with the plain jane types
You sir have my respect.
What I found is that you need to build a bit of mistery behind banging the ass. I have been with few girls that didn't ever do anal, and so I started talking about it, playing with that lovely butthole but never went in. You talk to them after sex maybe, tell them how amazing it feels, if done right is not painful etc etc.
They get curious and there is nothing better when a woman while you fuck her, look you in the eyes and say: fuck me in the ass
Or you can take the fastest road and just slip it in accidentally, in this case be ready for a wild ride, like in the cowboy rodeo ahahhaha
Only pussy get worried when their dick get a bit of shit. Plenty of lube as bickel said, make it really clean even if you get dirty. Anyway who give a fuck? You shouldn't pull that cock out until you cum, and after you just go straight to wash yourself. No big deal.
Or if She is really a freak, she can always clean it up for ya
Why did this make me so damn proud?Truedat, you pig
Marry her on the fucking spot
Some where there is an Italian dude cutting his teeth on a new language on an internet forum, talking about fucking chicks in the ass
Brings a tear to my eye
You sir have my respect.
What I found is that you need to build a bit of mistery behind banging the ass. I have been with few girls that didn't ever do anal, and so I started talking about it, playing with that lovely butthole but never went in. You talk to them after sex maybe, tell them how amazing it feels, if done right is not painful etc etc.
They get curious and there is nothing better when a woman while you fuck her, look you in the eyes and say: fuck me in the ass
Or you can take the fastest road and just slip it in accidentally, in this case be ready for a wild ride, like in the cowboy rodeo ahahhaha
Only pussy get worried when their dick get a bit of shit. Plenty of lube as bickel said, make it really clean even if you get dirty. Anyway who give a fuck? You shouldn't pull that cock out until you cum, and after you just go straight to wash yourself. No big deal.
Or if She is really a freak, she can always clean it up for ya
Now THAT'S the spirit!
I use very similar tactics to what you use when getting a girl to do anal. Usually, they THINK they don't like it because some idiot who they tried it with for the first time fucked it up for every guy after him by going in dry, and/or going straight into pounding it too hard immediately after insertion for the first time. Amateur!
If done right (start off by prepping it with lots of lube and playing with it with your finger, then work your way into it and start off very slow) I've almost never had a girl that didn't like it. In fact, they'll become repeat customers. As Sampei and @CdnGuy have so eloquently stated, they'll be asking for you to give it to them in the ass after that.
I have had so many girls claim "no way, I don't do anal" only to end up loving it and wanting it in the future after you do it right with them.
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