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Sampei said:
You sir have my respect.

What I found is that you need to build a bit of mistery behind banging the ass. I have been with few girls that didn't ever do anal, and so I started talking about it, playing with that lovely butthole but never went in. You talk to them after sex maybe, tell them how amazing it feels, if done right is not painful etc etc.

They get curious and there is nothing better when a woman while you fuck her, look you in the eyes and say: fuck me in the ass :D

Or you can take the fastest road and just slip it in accidentally, in this case be ready for a wild ride, like in the cowboy rodeo ahahhaha :)

Only pussy get worried when their dick get a bit of shit. Plenty of lube as bickel said, make it really clean even if you get dirty. Anyway who give a fuck? You shouldn't pull that cock out until you cum, and after you just go straight to wash yourself. No big deal.

Or if She is really a freak, she can always clean it up for ya
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Sampei said:
Truedat, you pig :D
Marry her on the fucking spot
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Why did this make me so damn proud?
Some where there is an Italian dude cutting his teeth on a new language on an internet forum, talking about fucking chicks in the ass
Brings a tear to my eye
 
Sampei said:
You sir have my respect.

What I found is that you need to build a bit of mistery behind banging the ass. I have been with few girls that didn't ever do anal, and so I started talking about it, playing with that lovely butthole but never went in. You talk to them after sex maybe, tell them how amazing it feels, if done right is not painful etc etc.

They get curious and there is nothing better when a woman while you fuck her, look you in the eyes and say: fuck me in the ass :D

Or you can take the fastest road and just slip it in accidentally, in this case be ready for a wild ride, like in the cowboy rodeo ahahhaha :)

Only pussy get worried when their dick get a bit of shit. Plenty of lube as bickel said, make it really clean even if you get dirty. Anyway who give a fuck? You shouldn't pull that cock out until you cum, and after you just go straight to wash yourself. No big deal.

Or if She is really a freak, she can always clean it up for ya
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Now THAT'S the spirit!;)

I use very similar tactics to what you use when getting a girl to do anal. Usually, they THINK they don't like it because some idiot who they tried it with for the first time fucked it up for every guy after him by going in dry, and/or going straight into pounding it too hard immediately after insertion for the first time. Amateur!

If done right (start off by prepping it with lots of lube and playing with it with your finger, then work your way into it and start off very slow) I've almost never had a girl that didn't like it. In fact, they'll become repeat customers. As Sampei and @CdnGuy have so eloquently stated, they'll be asking for you to give it to them in the ass after that.

I have had so many girls claim "no way, I don't do anal" only to end up loving it and wanting it in the future after you do it right with them.:cool:
 
Well said, well said!
I feel like every boyfriend they will have after me should fucking pay me for the good job I have done on some of those assholes!

I have few friends of mine that we were lover in the past, if talking steer to sex they always remember me with a good laugh how I opened up the anal world to them and how happy their boyfriends are when they have
No reasons to deny them some anal fun :)

That makes me proud ahahah :)
not having a big cock especially not having a big girth does help in anal sex though. If you have a monster dick... you will not have much success in fucking that lovely butthole.

Though anal sex they can start to love it with time and with good practice I have found that sucking a dick instead is something that you have it or you don't.

What I mean is some women just love to suck a cock and soneother just do it becaue they know you like it. It's a massive difference. I mean some just crave for that piece of meat, and those are the best. The one that get wet just sucking the balls and get soaked when you cum in that sweet mouth of them.

You find one of those... put a ring on her. Nothing beat a woman that worship your cock that way.

Ok, I get back to work :)
Take care bois


bickel29 said:
Now THAT'S the spirit!;)

I use very similar tactics to what you use when getting a girl to do anal. Usually, they THINK they don't like it because some idiot who they tried it with for the first time fucked it up for every guy after him by going in dry, and/or going straight into pounding it too hard immediately after insertion for the first time. Amateur!

If done right (start off by prepping it with lots of lube and playing with it with your finger, then work your way into it and start off very slow) I've almost never had a girl that didn't like it. In fact, they'll become repeat customers. As Sampei and @CdnGuy have so eloquently stated, they'll be asking for you to give it to them in the ass after that.

I have had so many girls claim "no way, I don't do anal" only to end up loving it and wanting it in the future after you do it right with them.:cool:
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bickel29 said:
Meh, it's just one of the field hazards of bangin' her in the backdoor, it happens. But that's where using lots of lube really pays off, it kind of creates a slick shield for your cock, nothing seems to stick. Kind of like using a good wax on your car or truck, and then when it rains the water and dirt just beads right off.
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

On a serious note, speaking of the south side, maybe I have just been with too many freaks, but I swear nothing gets a girl going while you're down there licking her and fingering her like sliding a finger in her ass at the same time. Again, maybe I have just hooked up with only freaks (including the one I am married to), but I swear every girl I have ever done that to went from really into it, to REALLY REALLY into it within 5 seconds of fingering her ass. You just gotta make sure "tha butthole" is lubed (however you need to accomplish that) and work your way in slowly. It's the magic button, the rest of the sex from there is almost anything goes porn quality sex.

So in that respect, I would say "tha butthole" is not overrated as it may not do a whole lot for some guys, but it sure as heck has turned some seemingly tame girls I have been with into freaks.;):eek::)
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Well my friend you are doing it correctly. I have turned many anal fearing chicks into anal loving sluts! It's all about the warm up and angry inch balls deep pump.

The example of comparing a lubed cock to a waxed car is a great one indeed. Maybe some of the bung hole amatuers can take away this fine lesson of life. I might add that the clitoral stimulation and filling of the vaginal cavity will also add to a sensory over load and instant climax for the girl. My chick instantly nuts when I do this.
 
Sampei said:
Well said, well said!
I feel like every boyfriend they will have after me should fucking pay me for the good job I have done on some of those assholes!

I have few friends of mine that we were lover in the past, if talking steer to sex they always remember me with a good laugh how I opened up the anal world to them and how happy their boyfriends are when they have
No reasons to deny them some anal fun :)

That makes me proud ahahah :)
not having a big cock especially not having a big girth does help in anal sex though. If you have a monster dick... you will not have much success in fucking that lovely butthole.

Though anal sex they can start to love it with time and with good practice I have found that sucking a dick instead is something that you have it or you don't.

What I mean is some women just love to suck a cock and soneother just do it becaue they know you like it. It's a massive difference. I mean some just crave for that piece of meat, and those are the best. The one that get wet just sucking the balls and get soaked when you cum in that sweet mouth of them.

You find one of those... put a ring on her. Nothing beat a woman that worship your cock that way.

Ok, I get back to work :)
Take care bois
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Bahahaha Yeah, every dude after us owes us for setting it up for them. :)

My buddy started dating a girl that he met through me. He knew her and I hooked up repeatedly before he started dating her. One night we were all drinking (a whole lot) and he started telling me, right in front of her, how he was gonna do her in the ass later that night. I was like "cool". Then, forgetting about our past, he started bragging to me (again, in front of her) that his girl loved anal. I was looking over at her holding in my laughter, and she said loudly to him "trust me, he already knows how much I love it in the ass, he's the one that got me into it!".

I just downed the rest of my beer, tossed the empty can in the fire pit, and said to my buddy "you're welcome". He then high fived me.:D
 
Anal is a deal breaker. Gotta lick it before you stick it. Newbs may find a Hershey's kiss from time to time. Cost of doing biz. Once your lady gets down with it. She will make an effort to keep the area clean. Colonics etc.

GFL: gape for life
 
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bickel29 said:
she said loudly to him "trust me, he already knows how much I love it in the ass, he's the one that got me into it!".I just downed the rest of my beer, tossed the empty can in the fire pit, and said to my buddy "you're welcome". He then high fived me.:D
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For some reason I pictured a different ending...not gonna lie :oops: haha
 
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