Ok lets see your ladies!!!

I mean...
That is exactly how a woman is supposed too look
In my book any way
Reminds me of when me and my wife were in our 20's
She should age well
(Golf clap)
Exactly how they should look.
Need that into my 40s. Ha

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I see we are on to turd cutters now. New unicorn sent us this today. Kinda weird lol
 

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Everyone wants the butthole until they get shit on their dick

Meh, it's just one of the field hazards of bangin' her in the backdoor, it happens. But that's where using lots of lube really pays off, it kind of creates a slick shield for your cock, nothing seems to stick. Kind of like using a good wax on your car or truck, and then when it rains the water and dirt just beads right off.
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

On a serious note, speaking of the south side, maybe I have just been with too many freaks, but I swear nothing gets a girl going while you're down there licking her and fingering her like sliding a finger in her ass at the same time. Again, maybe I have just hooked up with only freaks (including the one I am married to), but I swear every girl I have ever done that to went from really into it, to REALLY REALLY into it within 5 seconds of fingering her ass. You just gotta make sure "tha butthole" is lubed (however you need to accomplish that) and work your way in slowly. It's the magic button, the rest of the sex from there is almost anything goes porn quality sex.

So in that respect, I would say "tha butthole" is not overrated as it may not do a whole lot for some guys, but it sure as heck has turned some seemingly tame girls I have been with into freaks.;):eek::)
 
Meh, it's just one of the field hazards of bangin' her in the backdoor, it happens. But that's where using lots of lube really pays off, it kind of creates a slick shield for your cock, nothing seems to stick. Kind of like using a good wax on your car or truck, and then when it rains the water and dirt just beads right off.
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

On a serious note, speaking of the south side, maybe I have just been with too many freaks, but I swear nothing gets a girl going while you're down there licking her and fingering her like sliding a finger in her ass at the same time. Again, maybe I have just hooked up with only freaks (including the one I am married to), but I swear every girl I have ever done that to went from really into it, to REALLY REALLY into it within 5 seconds of fingering her ass. You just gotta make sure "tha butthole" is lubed (however you need to accomplish that) and work your way in slowly. It's the magic button, the rest of the sex from there is almost anything goes porn quality sex.

So in that respect, I would say "tha butthole" is not overrated as it may not do a whole lot for some guys, but it sure as heck has turned some seemingly tame girls I have been with into freaks.;):eek::)
bickle is to be known as...Master of Tha Butthole
 
bickle is to be known as...Master of Tha Butthole


Yeah, that title might be befitting of me. Maybe me and Ozzy will go to the tshirt shop together to get our respective sayings forever memorialized for all to see as we make our way throughout our daily lives!
 
You sir have my respect.

What I found is that you need to build a bit of mistery behind banging the ass. I have been with few girls that didn't ever do anal, and so I started talking about it, playing with that lovely butthole but never went in. You talk to them after sex maybe, tell them how amazing it feels, if done right is not painful etc etc.

They get curious and there is nothing better when a woman while you fuck her, look you in the eyes and say: fuck me in the ass :D

Or you can take the fastest road and just slip it in accidentally, in this case be ready for a wild ride, like in the cowboy rodeo ahahhaha :)

Only pussy get worried when their dick get a bit of shit. Plenty of lube as bickel said, make it really clean even if you get dirty. Anyway who give a fuck? You shouldn't pull that cock out until you cum, and after you just go straight to wash yourself. No big deal.

Or if She is really a freak, she can always clean it up for ya

Meh, it's just one of the field hazards of bangin' her in the backdoor, it happens. But that's where using lots of lube really pays off, it kind of creates a slick shield for your cock, nothing seems to stick. Kind of like using a good wax on your car or truck, and then when it rains the water and dirt just beads right off.
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

On a serious note, speaking of the south side, maybe I have just been with too many freaks, but I swear nothing gets a girl going while you're down there licking her and fingering her like sliding a finger in her ass at the same time. Again, maybe I have just hooked up with only freaks (including the one I am married to), but I swear every girl I have ever done that to went from really into it, to REALLY REALLY into it within 5 seconds of fingering her ass. You just gotta make sure "tha butthole" is lubed (however you need to accomplish that) and work your way in slowly. It's the magic button, the rest of the sex from there is almost anything goes porn quality sex.

So in that respect, I would say "tha butthole" is not overrated as it may not do a whole lot for some guys, but it sure as heck has turned some seemingly tame girls I have been with into freaks.;):eek::)
 
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