The best motherfucking joint cream for your God damn joints, fuck yea!!!!

[Demondosage]

Sore joints? Tendons acting fucky lately? Have tried menthol gels and ice with minimal results?

Well, I urge you to take a dab of real time and rub that shit right into your skin at the painful locations!!! Real time is a transdermal cream with glucosamine in it aside from the menthol and gets right to the joints in about 10-20 minutes!!!

You'll be amazed at how Real Time really goes to work to help you continue to grow beyond joint and tendon capabilities and push more steroids into your body without the fear of joints busting open like a pinyatta!!!

So get with the times motherfuckers..... joints hurting? Dick cramps? Painful knees when squatting to shit in the woods? TRY REAL TIME TODAY!!!!

(For external use only, do not put in rectum or mouth, ask your Doctor if Real Time is right for you)

 

[MindlessWork]

This stuff sounds so good right now as my knees ache bad from moving so much heavy shit into my new home this weekend.

 

[Mr.B66]

As a 50 yr old that been in the gym for over 30 years , this thread caught my eye and peaked my curiosity.BUT!!!!! It makes me a bit apprehensive when your statements about this cream sounds like an infomercial. Are you some how in any way affiliated with this company???

 

[Demondosage]

As a 50 yr old that been in the gym for over 30 years , this thread caught my eye and peaked my curiosity.BUT!!!!! It makes me a bit apprehensive when your statements about this cream sounds like an infomercial. Are you some how in any way affiliated with this company???

It's a joke man, I have made several threads about "the best of" and I made it sound that way just to be funny. And if I was affiliated with a company I sure wouldn't be using F-bombs to sell a product

 

[QueenColossus03]

Gonna need !

 

[XKawN]

As a 50 yr old that been in the gym for over 30 years , this thread caught my eye and peaked my curiosity.BUT!!!!! It makes me a bit apprehensive when your statements about this cream sounds like an infomercial. Are you some how in any way affiliated with this company???

50? Man... you don't look a day over 30. Just saying.

 

[Mr.B66]

50? Man... you don't look a day over 30. Just saying.

You just made my X-mas list [emoji4]

 

[Mr.B66]

It's a joke man, I have made several threads about "the best of" and I made it sound that way just to be funny. And if I was affiliated with a company I sure wouldn't be using F-bombs to sell a product

Lol!!! Well this is the first time i stumbled across one of your joke threads. I guess i was hoping it was real, my shoulders would have loved it.

 

[Skull]

Sore joints? Tendons acting fucky lately? Have tried menthol gels and ice with minimal results?

Well, I urge you to take a dab of real time and rub that shit right into your skin at the painful locations!!! Real time is a transdermal cream with glucosamine in it aside from the menthol and gets right to the joints in about 10-20 minutes!!!

You'll be amazed at how Real Time really goes to work to help you continue to grow beyond joint and tendon capabilities and push more steroids into your body without the fear of joints busting open like a pinyatta!!!

So get with the times motherfuckers..... joints hurting? Dick cramps? Painful knees when squatting to shit in the woods? TRY REAL TIME TODAY!!!!

(For external use only, do not put in rectum or mouth, ask your Doctor if Real Time is right for you)

I'm sold lol. Gunna have to give this shit a try. Thanks @Demondosage .....I'll be bookmarking this info for sure

 

[JimLahey]

I read the thread title, and then re-read it as if Rich Piana (RIP) was saying it.

 

[Demondosage]

Lol!!! Well this is the first time i stumbled across one of your joke threads. I guess i was hoping it was real, my shoulders would have loved it.

Nah, the stuff is great man. The way I try sounding like an infomercial is the joke, not the product. The guy that turned me on to it had 2 shoulder surgeries on same shoulder and a couple other problems. He's 67 years old and he talked about this stuff all the time with me. So I gave it a shot and it's pretty good stuff

 

[Xlgx]

Any of you guys try Kwon long oil? Pretty cheap and effective

 

[Catch_Dee]

Sounds like its your product and your advertising that shit lol

 

[movingiron88]

I just ordered from Amazon. I lift 6 days a week and do heavy highway construction. I could really use it.

 

[AnTabolic73]

Seems expensive.

 

[MindlessWork]

I just ordered from Amazon. I lift 6 days a week and do heavy highway construction. I could really use it.

Let us know if it works as I may get some as well for my rather shitty achy knees.

 

[Leancuisine]

Ha ha! Fuck yeah! He's back!

 

[Robfromga]

I ordered some. I usually use tiger balm or arnica gel.

 

[MindlessWork]

I just ordered from Amazon. I lift 6 days a week and do heavy highway construction. I could really use it.

I ordered some. I usually use tiger balm or arnica gel.

Lol you guys are shills

 

[Robfromga]

Lol you guys are shills

Or dumbasses