Ok lets see your ladies!!!

[WeightLossBurn]

Well that sucks. Im not going to say you should count raccoons at night. That would be in appropriate and disrespectful. Watch porn. 1980s porn that will put you to sleep

I think the hairy scaries may have the opposite effect.

 

[Rickt]

Raccoons hang out in the night time. Squirrels we only see during the day.

I know you are wondering but dont dare ask. Yes the kangaroos outside my window do fuck at night. They grunt and groan and shuffle and hop. Sounds like a group of drunks fighting all night. But to australians it is a beautiful sound. Makes us sleep easy. No need to fuck quietly either. Neighbours just think kangaroos are fucking. Sometimes the wife and i hop around on the bed like roos. Sorry too much info right.

 

[Rickt]

I know you are wondering but dont dare ask. Yes the kangaroos outside my window do fuck at night. They grunt and groan and shuffle and hop. Sounds like a group of drunks fighting all night. But to australians it is a beautiful sound. Makes us sleep easy. No need to fuck quietly either. Neighbours just think kangaroos are fucking. Sometimes the wife and i hop around on the bed like roos. Sorry too much info right.

Seriously it must be 4am there. It is 830pm here. Get to sleep.

 

[WeightLossBurn]

Seriously it must be 4am there. It is 830pm here. Get to sleep.

Time for work, brother. Your kangaroos fucking is equivalent to the raccoons taking the lids off our trash cans and ripping through our garbage bags.

 

[Rido]

Nothing. It is lunch time here. Midday. Guess it is 9pm there. Just saying dont be stupid. When a great girl gives a guy a little rope. We always hang ourselves. Make sure you know her boundries. Dont step outside them. Eg. She may let you swing. But you cant fuck her baby sister. Dont fuck her sister is what im saying. It is easy to keep walking on the line. Looking at what is forbidden. Just respect her wishes and you will always be happy. Guessing you are late 20s. Maybe early 30s. Ive been with my wife way over 35 years. We never did what you guys do. But the rules are always clear. This is ok. That isnt. Respect that and you will be happy 4 ever.
Sorry to get all serious like this. But it is hard to find a partner that is like you. You have found her. Keep her.
Ok we can go back to bs now.

Yea. I know her boundaries. all those comments/words I said are phrases she likes during sex. We have been swinging for 4 years, but trust me. We are lucky to have eachother.

 

[WeightLossBurn]

Yea. I know her boundaries. all those comments/words I said are phrases she likes during sex. We have been swinging for 4 years, but trust me. We are lucky to have eachother.

How does protection work in the art of swinging? Do people have to attend with recent STD testing results? Condoms at all times? And they say protection doesn't cover everything. Just curious.

 

[Rido]

How does protection work in the art of swinging? Do people have to attend with recent STD testing results? Condoms at all times? And they say protection doesn't cover everything. Just curious.

Condoms all the time typically.
I get tested every 2 months. If there is a couple/girl that we know that we are close with and test frequently, we may not.


We used to have a single girl where I would fuck her and my wife without a condom. Moving my dick back and forth, and using their pussy juice as lube for the other one .


That ship has sailed and it was on the girl.

 

[WeightLossBurn]

Condoms all the time typically.
I get tested every 2 months. If there is a couple/girl that we know that we are close with and test frequently, we may not.


We used to have a single girl where I would fuck her and my wife without a condom. Moving my dick back and forth, and using their pussy juice as lube for the other one .


That ship has sailed and it was on the girl.

Interesting lifestyle. And I appreciate you sharing your experience.

 

[Rickt]

Time for work, brother. Your kangaroos fucking is equivalent to the raccoons taking the lids off our trash cans and ripping through our garbage bags.

See we arent so different. Bet you love sitting back on the porch watching them jumping about fighting and fucking. Kangaroos will drink water with white rum in it. They get soo pissed that they cant even jump. They lay on their backs kicking at the air. Fuck it is funny. Better than tv. Everyone has a little australia in them.

 

[Rickt]

Yea. I know her boundaries. all those comments/words I said are phrases she likes during sex. We have been swinging for 4 years, but trust me. We are lucky to have eachother.

I didnt mean make me cry. Just say got it covered dude. You are so kind i wish my wife had a man like you. Hang on perhaps she has when she swings. Considerate. Loving. No ed issues. Ooops there i go again over sharing.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

Condoms all the time typically.
I get tested every 2 months. If there is a couple/girl that we know that we are close with and test frequently, we may not.


We used to have a single girl where I would fuck her and my wife without a condom. Moving my dick back and forth, and using their pussy juice as lube for the other one .


That ship has sailed and it was on the girl.

Can I detail a recent experience I had?

So some random woman messaged me from Facebook the other day, and it was actually someone I went to high school with back in the day. So we start talking, and of course she takes the conversation to "you're sexy" and "I want to fuck you".

The only problem is, I go on her profile and see all these pictures with her and her husband. I then ask her about it, and she says something like "yeah, were married but he likes to share me in threesomes" and "I want to suck your cock while he's fucking me".

I was literally shocked. I've never done anything like that, and dude, I would feel so uncomfortable having to ask her husband if it's my turn on your wife now. You are the swinger here. What do I do? I mean, I'd love to fuck her....but damn...I don't know if I could do it.

 

[WeightLossBurn]

Can I detail a recent experience I had?

So some random woman messaged me from Facebook the other day, and it was actually someone I went to high school with back in the day. So we start talking, and of course she takes the conversation to "you're sexy" and "I want to fuck you".

The only problem is, I go on her profile and see all these pictures with her and her husband. I then ask her about it, and she says something like "yeah, were married but he likes to share me in threesomes" and "I want to suck your cock while he's fucking me".

I was literally shocked. I've never done anything like that, and dude, I would feel so uncomfortable having to ask her husband if it's my turn on your wife now. You are the swinger here. What do I do? I mean, I'd love to fuck her....but damn...I don't know if I could do it.
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Bro, where do you live? I'm buying a one way ticket and starting over...

 

[Harley00]

Can I detail a recent experience I had?

So some random woman messaged me from Facebook the other day, and it was actually someone I went to high school with back in the day. So we start talking, and of course she takes the conversation to "you're sexy" and "I want to fuck you".

The only problem is, I go on her profile and see all these pictures with her and her husband. I then ask her about it, and she says something like "yeah, were married but he likes to share me in threesomes" and "I want to suck your cock while he's fucking me".

I was literally shocked. I've never done anything like that, and dude, I would feel so uncomfortable having to ask her husband if it's my turn on your wife now. You are the swinger here. What do I do? I mean, I'd love to fuck her....but damn...I don't know if I could do it.
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Im confused...she or he saying she or he can suck your cock, then later on she or he gonna go jerk off... like you gay bro.. or am i reading this all fucked up late at work.. cause it looks like your talking to a dude thats dating some other dude thats going to suck your cock and go jerk off....

 

[Rickt]

Can I detail a recent experience I had?

So some random woman messaged me from Facebook the other day, and it was actually someone I went to high school with back in the day. So we start talking, and of course she takes the conversation to "you're sexy" and "I want to fuck you".

The only problem is, I go on her profile and see all these pictures with her and her husband. I then ask her about it, and she says something like "yeah, were married but he likes to share me in threesomes" and "I want to suck your cock while he's fucking me".

I was literally shocked. I've never done anything like that, and dude, I would feel so uncomfortable having to ask her husband if it's my turn on your wife now. You are the swinger here. What do I do? I mean, I'd love to fuck her....but damn...I don't know if I could do it.
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Got to say it again tren3times you are the man. I want to be like you when i grow up.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

Im confused...she or he saying she or he can suck your cock, then later on she or he gonna go jerk off... like you gay bro.. or am i reading this all fucked up late at work.. cause it looks like your talking to a dude thats dating some other dude thats going to suck your cock and go jerk off....

Yep. She's really a dude, that's married to another dude... and I'm gay.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

Bro, where do you live? I'm buying a one way ticket and starting over...

Hahaha...you wouldn't want to live here. There's nothing to do. Maybe that's why everyone is so horny.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

@Cridi887 I still need help

 

[Rido]

Can I detail a recent experience I had?

So some random woman messaged me from Facebook the other day, and it was actually someone I went to high school with back in the day. So we start talking, and of course she takes the conversation to "you're sexy" and "I want to fuck you".

The only problem is, I go on her profile and see all these pictures with her and her husband. I then ask her about it, and she says something like "yeah, were married but he likes to share me in threesomes" and "I want to suck your cock while he's fucking me".

I was literally shocked. I've never done anything like that, and dude, I would feel so uncomfortable having to ask her husband if it's my turn on your wife now. You are the swinger here. What do I do? I mean, I'd love to fuck her....but damn...I don't know if I could do it.
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Idk man. that sounds fun. The thing is how do you feel? This could be a gateway into more things if you like it.

Obviously gotta be cool with the husband. Just clarify it's mfm unless you took enough tren for mmf.

There is a difference.

She is the focus, not the guy.
Do you ever watch gangbang porn?

I say just meet for drinks and shoot the shit. Ask about etiquette and you are new to it. You don't want to be disrespectful. Every couple is different

 

[TrenTrenTren]

Obviously gotta be cool with the husband. Just clarify it's mfm unless you took enough tren for mmf.

She is the focus, not the guy.

That right there would sway me not to do this. What if this guy has a little fruit in him and he thinks he wants to get in on my action?

 

[Rido]

That right there would sway me not to do this. What if this guy has a little fruit in him and he thinks he wants to get in on my action?

Thats why you ask if it's mfm or mmf.

Take tren base just in case. lolololol