Why there almost certainly is No God!!

[mac111]

Everybody knows that the priests which abuse children aren't real priests they're the intruders which I wrote about a little earlier. Like I said they are not easy to spot but it's rumoured that they all have a hidden mark somewhere on their body usually covered by hair. This hidden mark which reveals them as agentus satanus (agents of lucifer) can either be found somewhere on the head or somewhere beneath the pubes.

ok, now i know you are taking the piss [)]
i reckon it stems from the fact that the catholic church banned marriage, not for Godly reasons, but for the fact that priest wives were being left their husbands homes upon their deaths, and money and property was escaping the church.

these sexless parasites then use any avenue to relieve themselves

 

[pinkman]

ok, now i know you are taking the piss [)]

I don't know what that means but this is a very serious problem. There's a war raging in the vatican between the good priests and the evil priests. Heck, there is even an evil pope who looks exactly like the real pope the only difference is he's evil! What makes this whole charade even more problematic is that the only way to tell the good pope from the evil pope is by doing a full body exam and trying to find the hidden mark which exposes its carrier as agentus satanus. This stuff has been going on at least since the 1920ies which is why the catholic church has a much harder time now finding volunteers who want to become pope because they fear the full body exams which are a real drain when you have to do them all the time.

 

[mac111]

I don't know what that means but this is a very serious problem. There's a war raging in the vatican between the good priests and the evil priests. Heck, there is even an evil pope who looks exactly like the real pope the only difference is he's evil! What makes this whole charade even more problematic is that the only way to tell the good pope from the evil pope is by doing a full body exam and trying to find the hidden mark which exposes its carrier as agentus satanus. This stuff has been going on at least since the 1920ies which is why the catholic church has a much harder time now finding volunteers who want to become pope because they fear the full body exams which are a real drain when you have to do them all the time.

taking the piss = bullshitting for a laugh.

is it 666? i might get that tattooed

 

[pinkman]

No from what I heard it's an inverted pentagram with a small golden cock in the middle. That's the most satanic symbol in existence.

 

[mac111]

No from what I heard it's an inverted pentagram with a small golden cock in the middle. That's the most satanic symbol in existence.

i think that golden cock might be on your head mate lol

 

[pinkman]

 

[zkt]

Nice little global historical perspective on religion, power and people if you have streaming Netflix. 6 episodes/ 5hrs/
The Spanish Inquisition (part 6) is especially interesting.

http://movies.netflix.com/Movie/Out-of-Egypt/70211642

 

[mac111]

 

[Michael Scally MD]

Couple’s children become wards of the state
http://www.registerguard.com/web/newslocalnews/27925273-41/bellew-state-russel-care-medical.html.csp

Six Creswell siblings became wards of the state Monday as their parents await trial in connection with the death of their teenage son, who died in December after the couple allegedly chose prayer over medical care for his undisclosed treatable ailment.

 

[mac111]

Couple’s children become wards of the state
http://www.registerguard.com/web/newslocalnews/27925273-41/bellew-state-russel-care-medical.html.csp

thats horrendous!! fucking complete and utter morons, they deserve to never see daylight again for that

 

[pinkman]

Nice little global historical perspective on religion, power and people if you have streaming Netflix. 6 episodes/ 5hrs/
The Spanish Inquisition (part 6) is especially interesting.

http://movies.netflix.com/Movie/Out-of-Egypt/70211642

What do I have to do with the spanish inquisition? Why should this have anything to do with what I believe? I'm not even catholic.

 

[keriheat]

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I still think God is real, but that's some funny shit!

P.S. mac...why are you pounding on pinkman so much?

 

[pinkman]

P.S. mac...why are you pounding on pinkman so much?

Prolly because he has nothing better to do. If it brings some joy into his life then I can live with it.

 

[mac111]

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I still think God is real, but that's some funny shit!

P.S. mac...why are you pounding on pinkman so much?

because he is a troll, i genuinely tried to help him with a martial arts question and all he did was compare things to the movies in an effort to take the piss and BS. also, agents of satan with circled golden cocks marked on their bodies? c'mon man, a bit dumb and far fetched..........

 

[pinkman]

You obviously aren't able to recognize sarcasm. I think you need help.

 

[mac111]

You obviously aren't able to recognize sarcasm. I think you need help.

sarcasm on a subject is funny once pal, its just annoying when repeated constantly. maybe you have socialising issues?

 

[mac111]

i forgot i had an actual pic of god, here he is:

 

[pinkman]

I don't understand why doesn't this guy get those really fat naevi removed? He certainly has the money to. This could easily be done on an outpatient basis.

 

[mac111]

I don't understand why doesn't this guy get those really fat naevi removed? He certainly has the money to. This could easily be done on an outpatient basis.

cos he is lemmy and doesnt give a fuck......

 

[Michael Scally MD]

A Universe from Nothing?
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2012/04/28/a-universe-from-nothing/ (A Universe from Nothing? | Cosmic Variance | Discover Magazine)


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ImvlS8PLIo]'A Universe From Nothing' by Lawrence Krauss, AAI 2009 - YouTube[/ame]