Any around Southeast Missouri

Sorry for all these dudes getting sarcastic with you Op....
They dont know shit when it comes to gear available near you.
Just a short drive across the state line to Paragould Arkansas will at least get you started.
Maximus Labs runs an ad on Sundays in the paper. Its in the sports section usually under PEDs. Thats short for Performance enhancing drugs...not pedophiles so you know.
There is a clipable coupon for 20% off for first time customers.
After u Clip the coupon hop in the car and take another short drive to the Hardees on Main street in Murray Ky.
Try to arrive as near to noon as possible. You find a man in bib overalls sitting in the front corner booth nearest the door eating biscuits and gravy.
Do not approach this man....He will finish his biscuits at exactly 12:15 pm
He will them leave the restaurant in a camo painted 73 ford 4x4.
Follow him back north toward the land between the lakes.
Where he turns off the main road onto the dirt rd there is a parking area.
He will pull in...stop...and put a small white bag into the garbage recepticle.
When he returns to his truck....you will then put the following items in that bag.
You must include the coupon and cash along with your cell ph number and items ordered.
Put bag in trash can and drive away immediately. Failure to do so can get u shot.
Zebediah will call you when your order is ready....in most cases 30 min or less.
The gear is fire!
Maximus labs domestic...the best "in person sourcing" without the risks from using the web.
Better buy in bulk if your gonna burn 3 tanks of gas.lmao
 
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