Bionic Labs - U.S.

[MindlessWork]

Brother . I only meant I am a regular person just like all of you . I have a life outside of this and at this particular moment i am trying to get my 2 year old son back to sleep because i do not have anyone to do this or that for me yet. Im getting too many questions to answer. Looking back and reading and trying to respond correctly so i dont seem like an ass hole.

Look, you are in our house and you are a guest.

 

[MadBret]

If you are serious about being at meso, msg hit the nail on the head.

Don't sweat us, bro. Deal with junior. You have nothing more to say until after you upload some third party analytical testing for your products.

And the more successful guys around here choose to also test their raws before brewing so their products are close to label claim with no surprises.

Until you have testing though, you honestly may as well just relax and enjoy your family.

Good day, sir.

 

[BionicLabs]

You started your lab right before putting your two year old asleep?

is this a business or a sitcom?

No I did not start my lab right before putting my kid to sleep. I started my lab a while ago. I started this thread AFTER putting my son to sleep and he woke up. I am a regular human just like you so you see I have father duties to fulfill as well tend to this post I started.

 

[pigeonhed]

Why would your prospective customers need to know you have a kid?

 

[Obscured78]

Ok I’ll be at least the third person to ask for hplc lab reports on your product. You’ve been at this at least a year you should have lab reports….

 

[MisterSuperGod]

No I did not start my lab right before putting my kid to sleep. I started my lab a while ago. I started this thread AFTER putting my son to sleep and he woke up. I am a regular human just like you so you see I have father duties to fulfill as well tend to this post I started.

You're a regular human that is also telling us that we should trust someone we just met with our health and money and to take your word for it that your gear is clean and properly dosed.

Would you blindly buy from a guy that you've just met an hour ago and put your complete trust into him with your health and money?

The reoccurring theme here is testing. We want to see that you know what you're doing, but it doesn't end there. We also want to see that you're not some junkie brewing up gear in his garage.

You need to do a lot of reading before you ask anyone here for an ounce of trust.

 

[kinistone]

You're a regular human that is also telling us that we should trust someone we just met with our health and money and to take your word for it that your gear is clean and properly dosed.

Would you blindly buy from a guy that you've just met an hour ago and put your complete trust into him with your health and money?

The reoccurring theme here is testing. We want to see that you know what you're doing, but it doesn't end there. We also want to see that you're not some junkie brewing up gear in his garage.

You need to do a lot of reading before you ask anyone here for an ounce of trust.

He's got a kid he just put down to bed that caused him to be slow on responses here.
That doesn't earn your trust?

 

[JohnTheBaptist]

Why would your prospective customers need to know you have a kid?

Exactly, it is the oldest street scammer trick in the book. "I have a son - now do you want to buy this perfectly real Rolex."

 

[Test_Subject]

So about that testing.

 

[MisterSuperGod]

He's got a kid he just put down to bed that caused him to be slow on responses here.
That doesn't earn your trust?

Just words on a screen from a guy that wants to make money without putting in any serious effort. No offense to him, but i've heard enough shaggy dog stories from sources about their private lives.

We're not going anywhere. If he comes back in an hour or comes back in a week it really doesn't make much of a difference. The questions and expectations won't change.

 

[Mighty-mouse]

No I did not start my lab right before putting my kid to sleep. I started my lab a while ago. I started this thread AFTER putting my son to sleep and he woke up. I am a regular human just like you so you see I have father duties to fulfill as well tend to this post I started.

You are not a regular human like us…. Newsflash…. You deal fucking drugs! Do you cook them in the same house your 2 year old falls asleep in? You really are a shitty parent

 

[kinistone]

You are not a regular human like us…. Newsflash…. You deal fucking drugs! Do you cook them in the same house your 2 year old falls asleep in? You really are a shitty parent

Yeah, but he could be the Walter White of steroids which makes him still a good person????

 

[Mighty-mouse]

Yeah, but he could be the Walter White of steroids which makes him still a good person????

I need to see doctor reports on cancer first

 

[a1chase]

I love how everyone asks for test results as if the testing labs that sponsor this forum are squeaky clean. I’m a Bionic customer and product is dosed correctly and shipping and customer service are top notch. Bionic also gives store credit if you test his stuff since a source posting their own lab reports is absolutely useless.

 

[DannZ]

very intelligent move to post the packaging

 

[Thegreek]

I surely miss Triple BG...he'd have torn this one to pieces but MSG is the new BBBG

Speaking of. Where is he. I know he had some shit go down a while back and was out in time out for awhile. Did something happen after that.

 

[BionicLabs]

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That is fucking nice bro. Thanks man I didn’t even have to post a titty pic. You got it covered.

 

[mattesharpe]

100% legit guys, some touchdown pics just so you guys know it’s the real deal. 3rd pic is my 4th week running test e, npp & var. I don’t blame you guys for all the questions but this lab is G2G. Customer service is on point, all my questions are answered, from order to shipment it arrives to me in less than a week. I threw in 15lbs in 3 weeks. Perfect discreet packaging. NO BS with Bionic labs. And I’m still placing orders as we speak. Results speak for themselves. Bionic labs has definitely gained my respect & trust no doubt about it.

 

[Test_Subject]

I love how everyone asks for test results as if the testing labs that sponsor this forum are squeaky clean. I’m a Bionic customer and product is dosed correctly and shipping and customer service are top notch. Bionic also gives store credit if you test his stuff since a source posting their own lab reports is absolutely useless.

Strong, strong first post.

 

[Test_Subject]

100% legit guys, some touchdown pics just so you guys know it’s the real deal. 3rd pic is my 4th week running test e, npp & var. I don’t blame you guys for all the questions but this lab is G2G. Customer service is on point, all my questions are answered, from order to shipment it arrives to me in less than a week. Perfect discreet packaging. NO BS with Bionic labs. And I’m still placing orders as we speak. Results speak for themselves. Bionic labs has definitely gained my respect & trust no doubt about it.

You too. Strong first post. Straight to the boot-licking.