Bionic Labs - U.S.

[graciebjj]

You’re right. It goes both ways. Anyone can send stuff off to be tested. I’m not afraid of that. Why ? Because it’s already been done by me. I can back my products with a money back guarantee because I know if someone sent it for testing it would result in; for example Test Cyp 300 - 295mg/mL. How do I know ? Because I’ve had it tested. You think I can afford to guarantee 10,000 bottles of steroids and risk having to refund all that money ? No i can’t. I can’t afford to have that happen. Maybe there are some labs out her making millions but I’m not yet. I don’t make millions of dollars. In order to ensure every bottle and guarantee your satisfaction I have to be sure of what I’m sending out. How am I sure of that ? By sending it to be tested to someone I trust. Not someone you all demand. Someone I trust. Otherwise I’d be a sitting duck. Take it or leave it. There’s really is no sense in all of this. I’m just a man who wanted to provide guys like myself a place to get quality stuff. That’s all. Im not here getting rich. I want people like myself , who could not find decent stuff on a consistent basis, to be able to access good stuff at a reasonable price. Our prices aren’t crazy. They're reasonable. Fuck I used to pay $100 a vial for this stuff to my local guy. If you don’t like what you see here then move along. Otherwise spend $45 and shut up. I promise you if you spend just $45 with us you will never shop anywhere else. I guarantee you that.

Well we know that you're telling the truth here because you can't even afford to pay Buck for the raws you ordered

 

[MisterSuperGod]

I promise you guys. Spend just $45 and you will never want to or have to shop anywhere else. If lab tests is what floats your boat then move along. We will not ever , I repeat never, send anything to janoshik. Why ? Well because we’re not here to pay off people for good reviews or bullshit evidence. We’re here for the customer to speak for the product.

"Please, please, just buy something. i'm dying here." You're a pathetic excuse for a source. i wouldn't give you 45 cents for your tested by a secret tester toilet gear.

 

[MisterSuperGod]

No I believe people will be able to see that the only ones with bad things to say are people who’ve spent $0. That’s what I think. And as far as the “testing” goes , it’s not untested. As a matter of fact it is likely more tested than any other lab. And yes sir , as we speak I’m still getting orders. From who? People on meso. Within 5 minutes I’ve gotten 4 messages and 2 orders. So if you all’s objective is to kill bionic labs , well you’re only helping by bringing attention. So again thank you.

Christ, you're repetitive. Show me the reviews from respected members. Not your clown friends that are trying so ridiculously hard to make you appear legitimate.

Don't make me laugh. Who's ordering? Lurkers with no account or brand new members that settled for the bottom of the barrel because the tested sources have a minimum that they can't afford.

Run along and pack all those 2 vial orders, Jamie. You're really killing it here.

 

[SkankHunt]

Why don’t you take a read at BlackRoids thread. He was exactly like you. Cocky and said all of his shit was tested by a 3rd party and it was spot on. Well he finally caved and got some of his products tested by Jano. Guess what happened next? His anavar and primo contained no hormone. Almost every compound was 50% underdosed. This is the reason why testing is so important here.

Also from a dealer standpoint once that pack gets delivered it’s on the customer. There is no “nah nevermind return to sender”. No one uses a real return address.

 

[DirtyCurt425]

We all knew this was coming. Otherwise what was the point. I bet you $10,000 swap out the gear you use with Bionic Labs and I bet you $10,000 the first 2 weeks you’ll gain 10lbs.

send me some free vials so I can see if I gain 10 lbs in 2 weeks and then I'll put an order in.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

No I believe people will be able to see that the only ones with bad things to say are people who’ve spent $0. That’s what I think. And as far as the “testing” goes , it’s not untested. As a matter of fact it is likely more tested than any other lab. And yes sir , as we speak I’m still getting orders. From who? People on meso. Within 5 minutes I’ve gotten 4 messages and 2 orders. So if you all’s objective is to kill bionic labs , well you’re only helping by bringing attention. So again thank you.

Where's the tests? What tests?

 

[Villain]

You didn’t fuck buck because in your mind, you sent the pack back. So let me ask you? Can one of your customers decide to return one of your packs back to you with a full refund just because they were indecisive?

And the answer is a no, moron and for reasons you should be aware. But here you sit like you were entitled to do that yourself. There is no return to sender in this business asshole. The fact you would do something so dumb shows you know dick about OBSEC.

Oh this dick wagon knew full well what he was doing when he supposedly returned it to sender. Let’s be real, this mentally deficient steaming pile of excrement kept the powder then made up his return story. Fucking piece of garbage.

 

[nealcaffrey16]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU COMPLETELY INSUFFERABLE CUNT.

MF deliberately states "nEvEr SeNdInG tO JaNoShIk" THEN GET THE FUCK OUT.

lol @ "you will gain 10lbs on my gear" overdosed ass

lol @ "please just spend $45 with me" crackhead needing a hit meth ass

G T F O HOE.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU COMPLETELY INSUFFERABLE CUNT.

MF deliberately states "nEvEr SeNdInG tO JaNoShIk" THEN GET THE FUCK OUT.

lol @ "you will gain 10lbs on my gear" overdosed ass

lol @ "please just spend $45 with me" crackhead needing a hit meth ass

G T F O HOE.

Man....you have to wonder how a person can let another person this inept to be in charge of a substance that they inject into their body. Think about it!

We are asking for a simple test and the guys over here saying "I bet you 10 grand blah blah blah". I mean....this person brews the chemicals you put in your body? Uh ..hard pass...

 

[BionicLabs]

So, some undiscerning idiots paid you for your untested gear? Why be proud of that?

Why don't you just pay for some testing, post the results, and make us all eat our words? Seems easy, right?

It seems easy but , let’s say I make a shipping label to send this stuff to jano (just to prove to you all what I already know).
I go drop it off.
It makes it to customs and then customs decides “why would someone be sending a magazine overseas, makes no sense”.
They open it.
They see what’s inside and decide to follow up on it.
The determine what drop box and at what time was dropped off at and scroll through cameras to the moment the vehicle drops it off.
The zoom in and get the license plate number.
They track it back to me , however necessary.

Why go through that and risk it when I have someone to test it for me?

I never fucked anyone out of any money. Let me be clear. I never screwed anyone, the man did not send me what I wanted first off and I know this because his other partner told me so. And second even if I did receive the package and accept it , which I didn’t, I was told I would and could pay for it once I received the most important part of the order and that part I paid for. $600. I paid for what I actually wanted and I got it after the fact. And to be honest the mast e raws tested at 98%. So buck anabolics mast e is not bad. There you go. What else is there to say. I mean shit man if you don’t want to buy anything then don’t. You’re wasting your time complaining or bitching. It’s not hurting me at all. Maybe it is. Maybe all your shit talk is costing me money. I don’t think it is. I keep getting emails like “send me a price list” or “I saw the shit show on meso ,fuck those guys, they’re there for one reason” . So why keep at it? I have never fucked anyone. I don’t lie. I don’t cheat. I don’t steal. I don’t do things like that.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

It seems easy but , let’s say I make a shipping label to send this stuff to jano (just to prove to you all what I already know).
I go drop it off.
It makes it to customs and then customs decides “why would someone be sending a magazine overseas, makes no sense”.
They open it.
They see what’s inside and decide to follow up on it.
The determine what drop box and at what time was dropped off at and scroll through cameras to the moment the vehicle drops it off.
The zoom in and get the license plate number.
They track it back to me , however necessary.

Why go through that and risk it when I have someone to test it for me?

I never fucked anyone out of any money. Let me be clear. I never screwed anyone, the man did not send me what I wanted first off and I know this because his other partner told me so. And second even if I did receive the package and accept it , which I didn’t, I was told I would and could pay for it once I received the most important part of the order and that part I paid for. $600. I paid for what I actually wanted and I got it after the fact. And to be honest the mast e raws tested at 98%. So buck anabolics mast e is not bad. There you go. What else is there to say. I mean shit man if you don’t want to buy anything then don’t. You’re wasting your time complaining or bitching. It’s not hurting me at all. Maybe it is. Maybe all your shit talk is costing me money. I don’t think it is. I keep getting emails like “send me a price list” or “I saw the shit show on meso ,fuck those guys, they’re there for one reason” . So why keep at it? I have never fucked anyone. I don’t lie. I don’t cheat. I don’t steal. I don’t do things like that.

Where's the test? Post the test.

 

[BionicLabs]

Man....you have to wonder how a person can let another person this inept to be in charge of a substance that they inject into their body. Think about it!

We are asking for a simple test and the guys over here saying "I bet you 10 grand blah blah blah". I mean....this person brews the chemicals you put in your body? Uh ..hard pass...

Then pass bro. Just pass. Pass right on by. Keep using your lab or you trt script whatever you use and just pass. We aren’t hurting anyone. We aren’t FUCKING anyone despite what that guy says. We are here for one reason. Or two reasons. To provide people who need it a reliable source and make money. I’m not here to argue and I’m really getting tired of defending that to be honest.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

Then pass bro. Just pass. Pass right on by. Keep using your lab or you trt script whatever you use and just pass. We aren’t hurting anyone. We aren’t FUCKING anyone despite what that guy says. We are here for one reason. Or two reasons. To provide people who need it a reliable source and make money. I’m not here to argue and I’m really getting tired of defending that to be honest.

Ok. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. You said you did some testing. Can you post it?

 

[BionicLabs]

Where's the test? Post the test.

Do you know how hplc tests work? Do you know how results are displayed ? Do they come out on a piece of paper or a computer screen ? I don’t. But I’m told I can’t get the results the way you all will be ok with. I’m not in that field. But what I do know is I can’t provide you test results that will be satisfactory so I don’t even try. My man is on point with the tests and that’s what matters to me. Don’t accept it , or you can accept it. Idc. That the facts and I can’t change that. I guess I could by sending shit overseas and risking my freedom but I’m not doing that. That is the reason we will be around for a long time.

 

[BionicLabs]

Ok. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. You said you did some testing. Can you post it?

You don’t have to give me the benefit of the doubt. Although I appreciate that I do not have what you want. My guy who does these test for me is working on a way of providing proof but it will never be good enough for you all. I know it won’t. The results are displayed on a computer screen. The best he can do is print that or email me a copy of it and he will not do that. He does not have the capability to post results online like Jano.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

Do you know how hplc tests work? Do you know how results are displayed ? Do they come out on a piece of paper or a computer screen ? I don’t. But I’m told I can’t get the results the way you all will be ok with. I’m not in that field. But what I do know is I can’t provide you test results that will be satisfactory so I don’t even try. My man is on point with the tests and that’s what matters to me. Don’t accept it , or you can accept it. Idc. That the facts and I can’t change that. I guess I could by sending shit overseas and risking my freedom but I’m not doing that. That is the reason we will be around for a long time.

Hmmm... Did the "guy" you have test it just call you on the phone and tell you what the result was? Seems like you'd want some kind of official document you could read something off of...

 

[Villain]

It seems easy but , let’s say I make a shipping label to send this stuff to jano (just to prove to you all what I already know).
I go drop it off.
It makes it to customs and then customs decides “why would someone be sending a magazine overseas, makes no sense”.
They open it.
They see what’s inside and decide to follow up on it.
The determine what drop box and at what time was dropped off at and scroll through cameras to the moment the vehicle drops it off.
The zoom in and get the license plate number.
They track it back to me , however necessary.

Why go through that and risk it when I have someone to test it for me?

I never fucked anyone out of any money. Let me be clear. I never screwed anyone, the man did not send me what I wanted first off and I know this because his other partner told me so. And second even if I did receive the package and accept it , which I didn’t, I was told I would and could pay for it once I received the most important part of the order and that part I paid for. $600. I paid for what I actually wanted and I got it after the fact. And to be honest the mast e raws tested at 98%. So buck anabolics mast e is not bad. There you go. What else is there to say. I mean shit man if you don’t want to buy anything then don’t. You’re wasting your time complaining or bitching. It’s not hurting me at all. Maybe it is. Maybe all your shit talk is costing me money. I don’t think it is. I keep getting emails like “send me a price list” or “I saw the shit show on meso ,fuck those guys, they’re there for one reason” . So why keep at it? I have never fucked anyone. I don’t lie. I don’t cheat. I don’t steal. I don’t do things like that.

Dude, people send samples almost every day to Jano. You mark it as “for testing only” and your samples, just like everyone else’s goes on its merry way to Jano. And to be honest, if by chance yours is the 1/1,000,000,000 that gets snagged and the feds show up at your door, then God definitely hates you as much as I do and you get what you deserve.

 

[nealcaffrey16]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

clown doesn't even know how to read his "HPLC tests" MF PLEASE

I literally want to tag every source in this post so they can laugh at this absolute utter horse shit.

 

[Buck Anabolics]

Do you know how hplc tests work? Do you know how results are displayed ? Do they come out on a piece of paper or a computer screen ? I don’t. But I’m told I can’t get the results the way you all will be ok with. I’m not in that field. But what I do know is I can’t provide you test results that will be satisfactory so I don’t even try. My man is on point with the tests and that’s what matters to me. Don’t accept it , or you can accept it. Idc. That the facts and I can’t change that. I guess I could by sending shit overseas and risking my freedom but I’m not doing that. That is the reason we will be around for a long time.

Answer my question:

You hate meso, and you think meso is not worth to stay, why don't shut up and go to your telegram to provide the best gear and service for your customers? @BionicLabs

 

[Sp2.0]

You're so full of shit it's comical. I'll tell you what, I don't recommend sources but any one that asks I'll make damn sure to tell them who to avoid. Fucking pathetic. We knew you were full of shit and your dealings with buck sealed it.