Bionic Labs - U.S.

I did not say i hate meso. I love meso. I’ve been a member for a very long time. I’m also hate not getting the last word so it’s kind of tough for me to “shut up”. Plus ever comment on this thread is more publicity so let’s keep it up. You all may not believe it but people can see through the bullshit. And the more you all talk the more emails I get. I’m fact that’s how I know to check meso. I keep getting emails about “I saw the shit show on meso” and I know then that someone is here talking shit.
Post these emails. Do it!
You are the laughing stock of meso. You are the generic version of Hammer.
 
This thread is a guide at how to fail at Meso.

1). Come in completely unprepared.
2). Have your jackass friends leave feelz reviews.
3).Claim to have testing that can't be shown.
4). Make excuses why you won't have testing done.
5). Resort to the sources handbook and claim orders are rolling in and that replying to this disaster thread equates to more business.

You're not original, Jamie. You're a copy of a copy that failed, threw a tantrum and never came back. i'm patiently awaiting your meltdown and departure.

Sources that know how to get business?
We have them. They don't need to beg members to try their gear. They don't need brand new accounts to say their gear is good based on nothing but feelz.

Who are these sources you might ask?
Well let good old MSG spoon feed ya a little quality...






Yep. Even this fucker below is a better choice than rolling the dice with Bionic. You didn't see that one coming, did you?

 
This thread is a guide at how to fail at Meso.

1). Come in completely unprepared.
2). Have your jackass friends leave feelz reviews.
3).Claim to have testing that can't be shown.
4). Make excuses why you won't have testing done.
5). Resort to the sources handbook and claim orders are rolling in and that replying to this disaster thread equates to more business.

You're not original, Jamie. You're a copy of a copy that failed, threw a tantrum and never came back. i'm patiently awaiting your meltdown and departure.

Sources that know how to get business?
We have them. They don't need to beg members to try their gear. They don't need brand new accounts to say their gear is good based on nothing but feelz.

Who are these sources you might ask?
Well let good old MSG spoon feed ya a little quality...






Yep. Even this fucker below is a better choice than rolling the dice with Bionic. You didn't see that one coming, did you?

You went the distance on this post. I was going to do it in mine with the links, but thought: “WWMSGD?” Surely he would never spoon feed the masses. And now, here we are. This thread has brought out the worst in us. I’m only glad Cherokee isn’t here to continue to post about how MSG endorsed all these sources lol.
 
This thread is a guide at how to fail at Meso.

1). Come in completely unprepared.
2). Have your jackass friends leave feelz reviews.
3).Claim to have testing that can't be shown.
4). Make excuses why you won't have testing done.
5). Resort to the sources handbook and claim orders are rolling in and that replying to this disaster thread equates to more business.

You're not original, Jamie. You're a copy of a copy that failed, threw a tantrum and never came back. i'm patiently awaiting your meltdown and departure.

Sources that know how to get business?
We have them. They don't need to beg members to try their gear. They don't need brand new accounts to say their gear is good based on nothing but feelz.

Who are these sources you might ask?
Well let good old MSG spoon feed ya a little quality...






Yep. Even this fucker below is a better choice than rolling the dice with Bionic. You didn't see that one coming, did you?


Spoonfed.... It shouldn't be this easy.
 
This thread is a guide at how to fail at Meso.

1). Come in completely unprepared.
2). Have your jackass friends leave feelz reviews.
3).Claim to have testing that can't be shown.
4). Make excuses why you won't have testing done.
5). Resort to the sources handbook and claim orders are rolling in and that replying to this disaster thread equates to more business.

You're not original, Jamie. You're a copy of a copy that failed, threw a tantrum and never came back. i'm patiently awaiting your meltdown and departure.

Sources that know how to get business?
We have them. They don't need to beg members to try their gear. They don't need brand new accounts to say their gear is good based on nothing but feelz.

Who are these sources you might ask?
Well let good old MSG spoon feed ya a little quality...






Yep. Even this fucker below is a better choice than rolling the dice with Bionic. You didn't see that one coming, did you?

lol
 
MSG lighting this thread up brightly. Gotta love how skillful he is in making Moronic looking like the total moron he truly is. The Bionic airplane sure flew in and crashed and burned…

Lol brother, next!!!
 
No. No one stole anything from Buck. In fact you can probably ask him what I supposedly got and I probably don’t even offer those things at all And if I did the little bit he was sending wouldnt have carried me very far. That was three months ago. But you guys come on with this stuff how many times can we repeat the same things over and over. I don’t mind anything y’all have to say. It can only help.
Buck and his partner feel as though they were fucked. The evidence they presented indicates they were indeed fucked. And you inconveniently deleted all of your proof that would prove your innocence. It you walk like a duck and quack like a duck. Your likely a duck.
Y’all don’t even know we are all in fact “Buddies”. You all just don’t know it.
Hahahaha. Don't try to bs us, man. You aren't nearly as smart as you think you are and the more bs you type, the easier it is for everyone to see.

If you were actually a longtime member and just one of the guys trying to make ends meet, that decided to go this route, you would know that this type of horse shit would never fly here.

You aren't and never were a real member for any length of time if what you learned in your time here, had you represent yourself and your company this way. Unless you're Connor the retard or sworder, I don't believe a bit of that story either.

Everything that comes out of that cock holster of yours is false and or highly suspect. The type of shit show lab you are running are a dime a dozen.

If money isn't an object, then go pay to be on a source board where you'll be protected and you probably won't be troubled by anyone wanting those bad for opsec, jano tests.

I mean, why wouldn't you want to prove what you're selling is real when it's so fucking easy? I know the concept is tough to grasp for a smooth brain such as yourself, but when we tell you that your lab isn't meso material, we aren't just hazing you, bro. You won't wait this shit show out. You're fucking trash.
 
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Buck and his partner feel as though they were fucked. The evidence they presented indicates they were indeed fucked. And you inconveniently deleted all of your proof that would prove your innocence. It you walk like a duck and quack like a duck. Your likely a duck.

Hahahaha. Don't try to bs us, man. You aren't nearly as smart as you think you are and the more bs you type, the easier it is for everyone to see.

If you were actually a longtime member and just one of the guys trying to make ends meet, that decided to go this route, you would know that this type of horse shit would never fly here.

You aren't and never were a real member for any length of time if what you learned in your time here, had you represent yourself and your company this way. Unless you're Connor the retard or sworder, I don't believe a bit of that story either.

Everything that comes out of that cock holster of yours is false and or highly suspect. The type of shit show lab you are running are a dime a dozen.

If money isn't an object, then go pay to be on a source board where you'll be protected and you probably won't be troubled by anyone wanting those bad for opsec, jano tests.

I mean, why wouldn't you want to prove what you're selling is real when it's so fucking easy? I know the concept is tough to grasp for a smooth brain such as yourself, but when we tell you that your lab isn't meso material, we aren't just hazing you, bro. You won't wait this shit show out. You're fucking trash.
Why don’t I send stuff to be tested ? Well lets see.

Even I am smart enough to know , any bozo can buy some pharma test , send it to Jano , get some good results , and sell shit anywhere using Pfizer’s test results as their own. Anyone can do that.

Does that mean that bozo is selling what he had tested ? No. and you all are smart enough to know that.

Does that test result prove anything ? Not in fact. It will prove that Pfizer had some properly dosed testosterone cypionate.

What it does show is - that bozo is capable of conformity and trickery. And let’s face it , that’s what this is really about.
I don’t do conformity.

I’ve been around here for a long time. Since 2016. That’s a long time to me. I know what I’m doing here. Now you guys who have been here for two years and wanna try to make us conform , forget it.
Like I said , any bozo can buy some pharma gear and send it off to be tested and use those test results as if it were his own product. But not everyone and every lab can have a year of sales and customers and not have a single unhappy customer. Do I have test results for everyone in the world to see ? No. I didn’t start this business with the intentions of having test results for everyone to see as my main objective. My objective is to provide what is hard to find. Yes it is hard to find a source whose every single bottle is exactly what it’s supposed to be.
Let’s be real guys. Do you really think every single vial and every batch of raws your “prized” sources have and sell have been tested ? Of course not. These guys buy these raws , 1kg or so at a time and sell out , order more raws and sell out , order more raws and sell out. Meanwhile using those original test results from the first batch of raws as evidence of legitimacy and selling you who knows what. Well whether you like it or agree or believe it or not , every batch of raws we buy is tested. And we can do that easily because we don’t have a bunch of bullshit to go through to do it. It’s a lot easier for us to have our raws tested and for that we’re able to do it more often.
Yea you can push and haze and all that and think that anyone trying to source here should conform. But I can not conform. Am I desperate ? Not by any means. Do I need meso business ? I don’t know , probably so because I have a wife that won’t stop spending money. We’re not your normal come and go source guys anyone can come along here and say whatever they want and make an attempt to defame us but it won’t work. Again , you either like what you get from Bionic Labs or you get a refund. Pretty straight forward. We will be here for a long long time. Yes you can bet your ass we will be here this time next year doing just fine.Let me tell you why

Because when you spend money with us , you either like what you got and buy more , or you don’t and you get your money back. It’s that simple. We won’t conform to something that will eventually sink us. I’ve read “oh well everyone else sends stuff to Jano, why won’t you”.
Well here’s your answer.
Because I am not doing this temporarily. I am doing what I’m doing permanently. How many labs have come and gone , not just from here - anywhere ? Why did those good ones leave ? How do you know it has nothing to do with - having to send shit through customs for testing. If you think Bionic Labs is going to “rebrand” and come out later with a different name , you’re wrong. We have not done anything wrong. In fact we have went extra miles to make sure we do everything right. You know guys , whether you can see it or not , we have our stuff tested probably more than any other lab here. We are very very confident. Having our stuff tested is the reason why. So when we have our own in-house hplc testing equipment , then what ? Still “send to janoshik”?? I have someone very close to me who tests this stuff for me , I’m not sending anything anywhere else. I know what I need to know. Now if Bionic Labs doesn’t seem to be good enough for you based off what you see on paper then move along. Thank you anyway. In reality , nothing on paper is good enough for me , I have to try it to be sure. Anyone who thinks a bunch of bullshitting tests are what makes a lab a good one or not , you’re wrong. I can very easily buy some pharma test cyp right now and send it off to be tested and there you go. Y’all are satisfied. But I’m not here to fuck anyone. That’s not the type of people we are and that’s not the business we will ever run. We have a god honest business and we are good people.
 
Do I need meso business ? I don’t know , probably so because I have a wife that won’t stop spending money.
You need a new wife, and a new job.

Your delusions of reality and grandeur are so substantial that I'm convinced you actually have no idea of whats really going on.

Leave the thread to die. Doesn’t matter to me.
It did a long time ago buddy, at this point, we're just pissing on the corpse.
 
I have bloods scheduled for next month. If you send me a vial of Test Cyp, I'll use it exclusively at 250 mg a week, which should put me at around a 1250 test level. I'll be your first posted test result. Deal?
 
he is literally so retarded it's astonishing.
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I have bloods scheduled for next month. If you send me a vial of Test Cyp, I'll use it exclusively at 250 mg a week, which should put me at around a 1250 test level. I'll be your first posted test result. Deal?
well, by that logic he could just send you the Pfizer in his own vials lmfao.

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the testing angle you're missing, ironically out of your own fucking blindness (which we all see as willful at this point), is indeed B L I N D testing done by customers. However nobody here will do shit with you because you're refusing to ship it to Jano yourself first.

Stanford has been around FOREVER. not "forever" aka 2016 as you wrote lol. He tests every batch and posts them, THEN tests the finished product, THEN offers credits for customers to test his finished product. W O W !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

of course you've blatantly said you won't do anything of the sort. The even more hilarious irony is that you're willing to ship somewhere stateside (thus risking USPS felonies lmfao) yet you won't ship internationally to Jano.

that sound you hear? that's the sound of my head exploding!
 
I have bloods scheduled for next month. If you send me a vial of Test Cyp, I'll use it exclusively at 250 mg a week, which should put me at around a 1250 test level. I'll be your first posted test result. Deal?
He’ll be sure to send you a bottle of pharma test with his stupid label on it. You would have to order anonymously in order to NOT have this dick wagon send you his absolute best, aka pharma with his gay label on it.
 
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