Most customers (define most) shop with your big brother, but another source had a security breach and what the fuck does that have to do with him, you or the fact that you require your customers to hound you for non-crypto payment info via email after ordering on you anonymous security analyst approved website?
Quit beating around the bush. Just put it in plain English. Here, i'll do it for you.
@may2021 you're fucked and i couldn't care less, but please consider me for your next purchase. Also for every other person that gets scammed by this god like phantom scammer with a crystal ball that's sullying my good name, you're all fucked too, and i don't care about your problems either, but please, keep me in mind for your next purchase. Practice makes perfect, right? *Insert gif here*
Was that so hard? You need a rep that knows how to be blunt. Your waffling is getting fucking old, and no, you couldn't afford me.