Dylan Gemelli.. LOL

[Jimmy boy]

Was just scrolling through google today and stumbled across this. I mean I know Dylan has been infamous for pushing shit for companies he reps for such as sarms 1, n2bm etc. (no bash on sarms1 or n2bm) but this one cracked me up.

To suggest that almost all of these athletes/bodybuilders have incorporated sarms and n2bm products into their cycles is just a little far fetched for me

 

[jaymaximus]

These were hilarious. Evo used to do cycles of athletes and ALL of them supposedly took NTBM products. No wonder they all got caught. Evo is a joke and Dylan started AIDS*!




*this may not actually be "true"

 

[Ultimatepip]

These were hilarious. Evo used to do cycles of athletes and ALL of them supposedly took NTBM products. No wonder they all got caught. Evo is a joke and Dylan started AIDS*!




*this may not actually be "true"

It's probably true...

 

[Jimmy boy]

These were hilarious. Evo used to do cycles of athletes and ALL of them supposedly took NTBM products. No wonder they all got caught. Evo is a joke and Dylan started AIDS*!




*this may not actually be "true"

And they still are hilarious, look at them when I need a good laugh

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

I heard Dylan went back in time kidnapped Liberace and Freddy Mercury, had his way with both and dumped them back to their respective time periods...

 

[Jimmy boy]

I heard Dylan went back in time kidnapped Liberace and Freddy Mercury, had his way with both and dumped them back to their respective time periods...

That's what they teach in the history books at least...

 

[Frank the tank 456]

I heard Dylan went back in time kidnapped Liberace and Freddy Mercury, had his way with both and dumped them back to their respective time periods...

I seent it

 

[BigPharma]

Once upon a time I used to live by him in the state I grew up in. He used to offer to walk everybody's pets(dogs) and he would take them back to his parents house and "groom" them, free of charge... I thought that what was kind of strange-you would think a girl would be more likely to do that kind of thing.?.?. -Long story short, my uncle used to golf with their familys Primary Physician- i heard so many crazy stories over the years about "lil dylan" ...bacterial infection in penile canal-stitches in scrotum from dog claws-stitches in pubic area from dog teeth-....people were like poor Dylan.. I was thinking poor dogs.

 

[Jimmy boy]

Once upon a time I used to live by him in the state I grew up in. He used to offer to walk everybody's pets(dogs) and he would take them back to his parents house and "groom" them, free of charge... I thought that what was kind of strange-you would think a girl would be more likely to do that kind of thing.?.?. -Long story short, my uncle used to golf with their familys Primary Physician- i heard so many crazy stories over the years about "lil dylan" ...bacterial infection in penile canal-stitches in scrotum from dog claws-stitches in pubic area from dog teeth-....people were like poor Dylan.. I was thinking poor dogs. View attachment 28918 View attachment 28919 View attachment 28918 View attachment 28919 View attachment 28918 View attachment 28919

hahaha DUDE!!!! You just made me laugh so hard, I'm sitting here at work bored off my ass that caught me off guard

 

[Frank the tank 456]

Once upon a time I used to live by him in the state I grew up in. He used to offer to walk everybody's pets(dogs) and he would take them back to his parents house and "groom" them, free of charge... I thought that what was kind of strange-you would think a girl would be more likely to do that kind of thing.?.?. -Long story short, my uncle used to golf with their familys Primary Physician- i heard so many crazy stories over the years about "lil dylan" ...bacterial infection in penile canal-stitches in scrotum from dog claws-stitches in pubic area from dog teeth-....people were like poor Dylan.. I was thinking poor dogs. View attachment 28918 View attachment 28919 View attachment 28918 View attachment 28919 View attachment 28918 View attachment 28919

It's true! I seent it... I guess after all that he tried to dabble in the world of physique training. Whew that failed he found acceptance in the Crossfit communityhere is Dylan today with his partner kip...

 

[BigPharma]

It's true! I seent it... I guess after all that he tried to dabble in the world of physique training. Whew that failed he found acceptance in the Crossfit communityView attachment 28922here is Dylan today with his partner kip...

Yep, same Dylan.. .

 

[Frank the tank 456]

Yep, same Dylan.. .

 

[the_one]

Short story,

I'm a very long time member at EF, even was mod for a time in the very early days of NTBM.

I know Gemelli through that channel and what everybody is saying is completely true. He's an absolute, stupid, insecure douche. He's the master of peddling shit to the ignorant and is no more knowledgable than your "bro science expert" who is no more than a parrot that squawks like a chicken with a fist up its ass.

I left that place once I realized what a bunch of pieces of shit some of those guys were.

There are some solid bros there still but that whole area is tainted by the fuckwitedness of a few.