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So Mercedes is pretty bad about communication. There were a lot of drop outs when trying to schedule and I was wondering if she would ever text back. Once she did and confirmed that she was coming, I got the room and met her in the lobby. When she came out from around the corner and walked up to me, I was pretty floored. Her pictures are real, and she is a seriously hot girl. This is the most attractive escort I have used. She smelled of smoke, but who cares. It took quite a few minutes to get the room, but then I took her up to the room, and she stripped down, took the money first, and we chatted. Everything was great, up until a point. Mercedes advertised to me that she was not a clock watcher, however, she was, and it was not a no-rush session. She was apparently counting from the moment she got to the hotel, but she did not let me know. After some kissing, she proceeded to give me a BBBJ, which was nice, but she negotiated her way out of the main event, saying that there was not enough time left and that she had to go but promised to come back, which she never did, and I could not reach her and have not heard from her since. It was unprofessional and I was disappointed with the session.

lol
 
Yep. Someone's crazy proud of his homo erotic existence... Funny thing is I've got tons of gay friends, and spent a lot of time around gay men, and only the fags act like this guy. Only the guys who really don't like cock, but have convinced themselves they do because they are thoroughly confused and have no idea who they are or what they want... Those are the guys that act like this filthy fuck and have to put everything out there... Trying to keep themselves convinced...why he's doing it on this forum idk... Lol
 
I hate to get this thread back on track, as this is not my intention. I just received an email that the samples have arrived at their destination. I haven't been told how long this will take -- hopefully not very long.

We're just killing time until the results come in because pending those results, there's nothing to talk about anyway.

And that's kinda my whole fucking point. This whole thread is fucking pointless up until now and it was always going to be.
 
Yep. Someone's crazy proud of his homo erotic existence... Funny thing is I've got tons of gay friends, and spent a lot of time around gay men, and only the fags act like this guy. Only the guys who really don't like cock, but have convinced themselves they do because they are thoroughly confused and have no idea who they are or what they want... Those are the guys that act like this filthy fuck and have to put everything out there... Trying to keep themselves convinced...why he's doing it on this forum idk... Lol
Filthy fuck...thats good!
 
I hate to get this thread back on track, as this is not my intention. I just received an email that the samples have arrived at their destination. I haven't been told how long this will take -- hopefully not very long.

What a waste of fucking time. Lol. For so many different reasons. You dumb fucks will never learn.
 
Stop the hate cdnguy :(

Stop being terminally retarded then?

What the fuck do these tests matter? He could just send legit gear to get verified and then scam the shit out of you with straight oil after that but you didn't think about that did ya? Good thing I'm here. You guys would be fucked without me.
 
Stop being terminally retarded then?

What the fuck do these tests matter? He could just send legit gear to get verified and then scam the shit out of you with straight oil after that but you didn't think about that did ya? Good thing I'm here. You guys would be fucked without me.
Chill out brother. Your wanna be gay attitude is getting old. If it's such a waste of time why do you keep encouraging it?
 
cdt5074 is an attention whore. Starve the whore and hopefully she'll die a painful death.

Elite, as far as I can tell, the whore just hangs out in your thread 24hrs a day. Do you know her? Are you renting her asshole or what?

Oh I'm sorry have I been wrong about one goddamn thing? No? Okay. So as it stands I'm the only person contributing anything useful to this thread. lol the irony
 
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