They coulda meant something like ketoprofen, a nsaid since they didn’t say narcotic painkillers. There’re many non-narcotic analgesics out there.
Sorry man, I shoulda been more clear that I was being silly. I thought the "officer" part at the end would seem ridiculous enough to make it clear that I was just playing around.
I didn't REALLY think the member was LE. Lol
Should have been more clear.