This is how the old biggerben69 would have responded to someone selling gear by PM.
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I'd like to pump your guts full of my sperm and have you realize that this online shit is getting real. I did you a favor here...you take my money and I'll find you. It's getting real lady.
I'll rape you on principal alone. If you had a teenage girl I'd have my son befriend her on facebook. We'd get her fresh smelling little ass on a bus and bring her here. We'd give her a few drinks....my son will climb on for a few and then climb off so Dad can take a ride.....we'll send her back leaking. You're the lowest form of life and you kids will be no better.....whats her name?
Now that is poetry! You see that @Docd187123? BB and Brutus can paint a picture with words like no one else.