So I live in Orange County NY, there's sort of a heroin epidemic here so of course when I found a source for some Anavar it just so happens to be in the bad part of a certain town. Some guy who sells everything. Most of his customers are heroin addicts, no judgement but nobody I wanna see, deal with, contact again, etc.
Anywho I guess being a white guy driving to the bad part of town which is mostly black people I get pulled over for NO FUCKING GOD DAMN REASON. Cop first tells me that either my blinker was out. Then I click both of them and they both work. He tells me that I must not have blinked then so that's still a ticket. I ask him "which blinker sir" and he tells me the left one. Except the place I got my Var from is 2 right turns from where he pulled me over. So I tell him "well sir if I used my left blinker then you'd totally have the right to pull me over, but don't you see I only made 2 right turns and you pulled me over?".
He gets furious because he already told me where he was following me from and that story doesn't match why he's giving me a ticket so he pulls out of his ass "sir please step out of the car, your eyes look pinned". Seeing that I take prescription adderall for legit ADHD and it's night time I absolutely know that
1. At night time my pupils would be large.
2. Amphetamines would also make my pupils large.
3. I was just in the bathroom and sometimes like to check out my eyes just because it's a fairly good indicator of when the addeall wears off.
4. Even IF they were pinned, putting flashlight in my face with the blinding light of a thousand suns causing eye constriction is a sign that my eyes are FUCKING WORKING THE WAY THEY SHOULD.
Anywho I step out of the car, the officer says checks me 3 different times, it's winter and asks me to take my shoes off and MY COAT TOO so he can check if I hid something in any obscure hole in the coat while not letting me sit in my car or even HIS car.
He asks me "do you mind if I check your car", I reply "I do not consent to any searches". He calls another officer over and I'm freezing my man-tits off waiting and waiting in like 14 degree weather in my thin ass socks. I scream "I'm freezing and have blood sugar problems, if I have a medical issue I'll have one of your asses". I don't have diabetes but I am obese and my doctors said I have "pre-diabetes" basically I gotta get my health under control or I'll probably get it.
The officer he called over goes to my car and starts flashing his flashlight in my car, I repeat "I don't consent" and he reply's "well according to the other officer you said 'no' to the question 'mind if I search your car'". At that point I realize that there's no stopping the bacon from royally giving me a thorough ass fucking.
They find nothing except my brand spanking new bottle of Anavar. I have 3 officers 1 by 1 in the freezing cold tell me "we know what we found, it's better if you tell us now what else we should look for. What are these pills? Oxy? I've seen opiates so we'll go easier on you if you just tell me". After telling each officer "If they were vitamins and I tell you the truth it would still be better if I don't speak to you". Eventually I get arrested and brought to the station where one of the officers was booking me while I was hand-cuffed to the metal bench. Over and over again he kept pushing me to tell him what those pills were, who I'm selling to, how much heroin or coke do I do a day.
Then they switch it up and go "so listen we get it son, do you need help? It would look alot better for you if you tell us you have a problem, we don't want to jail a person with a problem, we just want the dealers not the sellers". I tell him "why don't you test one of the pills". 3 different times the officer says "oh we will" or "we're doing that right now, tell us before we get back the results".
I ask the officer "if the test comes back negative can I go home?", he says "well we already know they're narcotics so you better get ready for a long stay unless you start telling us the truth". Then another officer sits me in a room and asks me to be a confidential informant, telling me all of this will go away. I just look at the floor and say "I want a lawyer". The officer gets mad and starts screaming then... out of nowhere...
STOP IT, THIS KID'S NOT WORTH IT. I look up confused, some female officer comes in and says "it looks like this is some kind of birth control or something, I couldn't find any narcotics. I call the CI officer a dick for wasting my time and he tells me "you didn't tell us it was birth control so that gives us probable cause and makes us think you're hiding something else". I then say "what else do you want me to do invite you to the insides of my asshole and give you permission to take apart my engine?" Then out of nowhere this big officer goes to me, drags me to the bathroom and tells me to strip down, he looks over every single inch of my clothing then of course tells me to open my asshole, cough, and of course nothing comes out.
After more screaming (at this time i kind of forget because I was so pissed at the way they were treating me and the fact that they gave me a cavity search) they gave me a ticket for 7th degree possession, they took my Anavar and released me at 11pm were I had to walk 10 miles to get back to where my car was.
So here I am now, no more Anavar, a ticket in a county that a judge will think has to do with heroin or some shit. Shit is pinned on me and they can't even figure out what Anavar is. I'm pissed.
Anyway that's it.
Anywho I guess being a white guy driving to the bad part of town which is mostly black people I get pulled over for NO FUCKING GOD DAMN REASON. Cop first tells me that either my blinker was out. Then I click both of them and they both work. He tells me that I must not have blinked then so that's still a ticket. I ask him "which blinker sir" and he tells me the left one. Except the place I got my Var from is 2 right turns from where he pulled me over. So I tell him "well sir if I used my left blinker then you'd totally have the right to pull me over, but don't you see I only made 2 right turns and you pulled me over?".
He gets furious because he already told me where he was following me from and that story doesn't match why he's giving me a ticket so he pulls out of his ass "sir please step out of the car, your eyes look pinned". Seeing that I take prescription adderall for legit ADHD and it's night time I absolutely know that
1. At night time my pupils would be large.
2. Amphetamines would also make my pupils large.
3. I was just in the bathroom and sometimes like to check out my eyes just because it's a fairly good indicator of when the addeall wears off.
4. Even IF they were pinned, putting flashlight in my face with the blinding light of a thousand suns causing eye constriction is a sign that my eyes are FUCKING WORKING THE WAY THEY SHOULD.
Anywho I step out of the car, the officer says checks me 3 different times, it's winter and asks me to take my shoes off and MY COAT TOO so he can check if I hid something in any obscure hole in the coat while not letting me sit in my car or even HIS car.
He asks me "do you mind if I check your car", I reply "I do not consent to any searches". He calls another officer over and I'm freezing my man-tits off waiting and waiting in like 14 degree weather in my thin ass socks. I scream "I'm freezing and have blood sugar problems, if I have a medical issue I'll have one of your asses". I don't have diabetes but I am obese and my doctors said I have "pre-diabetes" basically I gotta get my health under control or I'll probably get it.
The officer he called over goes to my car and starts flashing his flashlight in my car, I repeat "I don't consent" and he reply's "well according to the other officer you said 'no' to the question 'mind if I search your car'". At that point I realize that there's no stopping the bacon from royally giving me a thorough ass fucking.
They find nothing except my brand spanking new bottle of Anavar. I have 3 officers 1 by 1 in the freezing cold tell me "we know what we found, it's better if you tell us now what else we should look for. What are these pills? Oxy? I've seen opiates so we'll go easier on you if you just tell me". After telling each officer "If they were vitamins and I tell you the truth it would still be better if I don't speak to you". Eventually I get arrested and brought to the station where one of the officers was booking me while I was hand-cuffed to the metal bench. Over and over again he kept pushing me to tell him what those pills were, who I'm selling to, how much heroin or coke do I do a day.
Then they switch it up and go "so listen we get it son, do you need help? It would look alot better for you if you tell us you have a problem, we don't want to jail a person with a problem, we just want the dealers not the sellers". I tell him "why don't you test one of the pills". 3 different times the officer says "oh we will" or "we're doing that right now, tell us before we get back the results".
I ask the officer "if the test comes back negative can I go home?", he says "well we already know they're narcotics so you better get ready for a long stay unless you start telling us the truth". Then another officer sits me in a room and asks me to be a confidential informant, telling me all of this will go away. I just look at the floor and say "I want a lawyer". The officer gets mad and starts screaming then... out of nowhere...
STOP IT, THIS KID'S NOT WORTH IT. I look up confused, some female officer comes in and says "it looks like this is some kind of birth control or something, I couldn't find any narcotics. I call the CI officer a dick for wasting my time and he tells me "you didn't tell us it was birth control so that gives us probable cause and makes us think you're hiding something else". I then say "what else do you want me to do invite you to the insides of my asshole and give you permission to take apart my engine?" Then out of nowhere this big officer goes to me, drags me to the bathroom and tells me to strip down, he looks over every single inch of my clothing then of course tells me to open my asshole, cough, and of course nothing comes out.
After more screaming (at this time i kind of forget because I was so pissed at the way they were treating me and the fact that they gave me a cavity search) they gave me a ticket for 7th degree possession, they took my Anavar and released me at 11pm were I had to walk 10 miles to get back to where my car was.
So here I am now, no more Anavar, a ticket in a county that a judge will think has to do with heroin or some shit. Shit is pinned on me and they can't even figure out what Anavar is. I'm pissed.
Anyway that's it.
