Got caught by the bacon first day after picking up some Anavar

[tubesox]

Birth control pills is what came up on their test....not anavar

I'm sure they didn't test it, it would have to be sent to a lab. Probably just an online pill id.

 

[Nutpuncher]

What did you learn from this? Never associate/buy from that kind of people and neighborhood.

Racial profiling sucks, doesn't it?


Good luck man. At least you weren't an opiate addict and going thru withdrawals while this was going on.

 

[ironwill1951]

if you would have kept your mouth shut and not been a smart ass you probably would have got a warning . telling a cop he was wrong when you get pulled over is not smart . a little yes sir no sir would have went a long way .

 

[rem03]

You did good by not consenting to searches but unfortunately probably cause is a very broad term and police can usually make up a probable cause and search your vehicle.

Your best bet is to respectfully ask if your being detained or free to go. If being detained say that your not going to be answering any further questions without a lawyer present.

Police are trained to ask questions and conduct themselves a certain way, unfortunately this way often leads to your self incrimination if you don't protect yourself

 

[Burrr]

A law professor explains why you never talk to the police

 

[rem03]

@Burrr excellent video! People should really watch this it's very informative. I know it's long but has some great info in it to protect your rights

 

[Eman]

A law professor explains why you never talk to the police

This would be a good sticky in the security section.

 

[Andyboro]

Sometimes being in the UK sounds like a really good thing!

over here if the police take gear away, we complain and get it back! lol

 

[tenpoundsleft]

if you would have kept your mouth shut and not been a smart ass you probably would have got a warning . telling a cop he was wrong when you get pulled over is not smart . a little yes sir no sir would have went a long way .

This!

Cops are essentially looking for a reason to be assholes - if not when they join the force, they soon become hair-trigger dickheads.

My stepdad's a retired Sheriff, and my sister is married to a relatively high up narcotics guy. In other words, I'm used to cops, and the last time I got pulled over (for burned out taillights - my wife's car, she hadn't noticed) the cop asked me point blank "are you drunk?" and then when I said no, he followed that with a "you don't seem scared of me" - that's the type of people we're dealing with.

Be polite, don't say more than absolutely necessary (it's a balance act), and never consent to anything.

This Chris Rock skit has good advice for white folks too:

 

[theprodgicalson]

if you would have kept your mouth shut and not been a smart ass you probably would have got a warning . telling a cop he was wrong when you get pulled over is not smart . a little yes sir no sir would have went a long way .

exactly.

sorry, as fucked as it may sound and be, thats the times we live in. sounds like you havent been associated with "the game" very long at all. or dealt with police ever before.

lawyer up and youll be fine. next time, just order some off of the internet.

 

[rem03]

This!

Cops are essentially looking for a reason to be assholes - if not when they join the force, they soon become hair-trigger dickheads.

My stepdad's a retired Sheriff, and my sister is married to a relatively high up narcotics guy. In other words, I'm used to cops, and the last time I got pulled over (for burned out taillights - my wife's car, she hadn't noticed) the cop asked me point blank "are you drunk?" and then when I said no, he followed that with a "you don't seem scared of me" - that's the type of people we're dealing with.

Be polite, don't say more than absolutely necessary (it's a balance act), and never consent to anything.

This Chris Rock skit has good advice for white folks too:

It's a real shame the way things are with a lot of law enforcement these days. The saying "protect and serve" which is branded on many of their vehicles seems to be long forgotten

 

[tenpoundsleft]

It's a real shame the way things are with a lot of law enforcement these days. The saying "protect and serve" which is branded on many of their vehicles seems to be long forgotten

My step-dad - the retired Sheriff - calls it "revenue and harassment"

 

[Switcher]

Interesting story. Rough stuff. Good advice here though. One does wonder what was actually in the bottle. Then again, they were right as rain about they buying of a controlled substance weren't they? Quirky.

Just as we forget these guys in blue are people first, they forget we are. The advice about being very polite and only addressing what is presented to you probably goes a long way to greasing skids.

The bad part is the cops probably don't care if any charge sticks, they got to harass you and, by extension, your dealer and see if you would flip on that dealer. Frankly, violating a person's rights to get the bad guys just turns the good guys into more bad guys themselves.

 

[Big_paul]

So I live in Orange County NY, there's sort of a heroin epidemic here so of course when I found a source for some Anavar it just so happens to be in the bad part of a certain town. Some guy who sells everything. Most of his customers are heroin addicts, no judgement but nobody I wanna see, deal with, contact again, etc.

Anywho I guess being a white guy driving to the bad part of town which is mostly black people I get pulled over for NO FUCKING GOD DAMN REASON. Cop first tells me that either my blinker was out. Then I click both of them and they both work. He tells me that I must not have blinked then so that's still a ticket. I ask him "which blinker sir" and he tells me the left one. Except the place I got my Var from is 2 right turns from where he pulled me over. So I tell him "well sir if I used my left blinker then you'd totally have the right to pull me over, but don't you see I only made 2 right turns and you pulled me over?".

He gets furious because he already told me where he was following me from and that story doesn't match why he's giving me a ticket so he pulls out of his ass "sir please step out of the car, your eyes look pinned". Seeing that I take prescription adderall for legit ADHD and it's night time I absolutely know that
1. At night time my pupils would be large.
2. Amphetamines would also make my pupils large.
3. I was just in the bathroom and sometimes like to check out my eyes just because it's a fairly good indicator of when the addeall wears off.
4. Even IF they were pinned, putting flashlight in my face with the blinding light of a thousand suns causing eye constriction is a sign that my eyes are FUCKING WORKING THE WAY THEY SHOULD.

Anywho I step out of the car, the officer says checks me 3 different times, it's winter and asks me to take my shoes off and MY COAT TOO so he can check if I hid something in any obscure hole in the coat while not letting me sit in my car or even HIS car.

He asks me "do you mind if I check your car", I reply "I do not consent to any searches". He calls another officer over and I'm freezing my man-tits off waiting and waiting in like 14 degree weather in my thin ass socks. I scream "I'm freezing and have blood sugar problems, if I have a medical issue I'll have one of your asses". I don't have diabetes but I am obese and my doctors said I have "pre-diabetes" basically I gotta get my health under control or I'll probably get it.

The officer he called over goes to my car and starts flashing his flashlight in my car, I repeat "I don't consent" and he reply's "well according to the other officer you said 'no' to the question 'mind if I search your car'". At that point I realize that there's no stopping the bacon from royally giving me a thorough ass fucking.

They find nothing except my brand spanking new bottle of Anavar. I have 3 officers 1 by 1 in the freezing cold tell me "we know what we found, it's better if you tell us now what else we should look for. What are these pills? Oxy? I've seen opiates so we'll go easier on you if you just tell me". After telling each officer "If they were vitamins and I tell you the truth it would still be better if I don't speak to you". Eventually I get arrested and brought to the station where one of the officers was booking me while I was hand-cuffed to the metal bench. Over and over again he kept pushing me to tell him what those pills were, who I'm selling to, how much heroin or coke do I do a day.

Then they switch it up and go "so listen we get it son, do you need help? It would look alot better for you if you tell us you have a problem, we don't want to jail a person with a problem, we just want the dealers not the sellers". I tell him "why don't you test one of the pills". 3 different times the officer says "oh we will" or "we're doing that right now, tell us before we get back the results".

I ask the officer "if the test comes back negative can I go home?", he says "well we already know they're narcotics so you better get ready for a long stay unless you start telling us the truth". Then another officer sits me in a room and asks me to be a confidential informant, telling me all of this will go away. I just look at the floor and say "I want a lawyer". The officer gets mad and starts screaming then... out of nowhere...

STOP IT, THIS KID'S NOT WORTH IT. I look up confused, some female officer comes in and says "it looks like this is some kind of birth control or something, I couldn't find any narcotics. I call the CI officer a dick for wasting my time and he tells me "you didn't tell us it was birth control so that gives us probable cause and makes us think you're hiding something else". I then say "what else do you want me to do invite you to the insides of my asshole and give you permission to take apart my engine?" Then out of nowhere this big officer goes to me, drags me to the bathroom and tells me to strip down, he looks over every single inch of my clothing then of course tells me to open my asshole, cough, and of course nothing comes out.

After more screaming (at this time i kind of forget because I was so pissed at the way they were treating me and the fact that they gave me a cavity search) they gave me a ticket for 7th degree possession, they took my Anavar and released me at 11pm were I had to walk 10 miles to get back to where my car was.

So here I am now, no more Anavar, a ticket in a county that a judge will think has to do with heroin or some shit. Shit is pinned on me and they can't even figure out what Anavar is. I'm pissed.
Anyway that's it.

It would be much easier to use an online source. If you are white and in a part of town where whites don't live, cops are going to jack you up.

They don't need reasons. The cock suckers are more corrupt and fucked in the head than most career criminals. It means nothing to them to trample on the constitution. And for these reasons, I say the only good cop is a dead cop.

I have a state pig fucking with me. Cocksucker can't be a day over 25. And talk about trippin. Lets say he loves his job and hides behind a badge, but don't argue with a pig though. Its okay to visualize raising your 44 mag and putting one between his eyes as he approaches your window if it makes you feel better.

The best advice I have is to keep interactions with power tripping pigs to a minimum, unless you are terminally ill and its payback time.

For me its enough to know that I have committed a felony every day of my life since the age of 14 and the stupid fuckers have never been able to lock me up more than a few times in county while my attorney sexually badders the man

 

[Volley_Fire]

New York pigs (as a state) are arguably the worst in the country. So much for that oath they took to support and defend the Constitution. They violated your rights six ways to Sunday.

 

[Switcher]

I wasn't aware the police took an oath to support and defend the Constitution.

 

[Demondosage]

Dude, something doesn't make sense here...they gave u a ticket for birth control pills but never confirmed that what it was? And you never said whether or not they were or were not birth control pills? Did the bottle say oxandrolone on it? Why wouldn't they just look that up online? What I'm thinking is u actually had birth control pills and not real anavar!!!!!

 

[Morefyah]

Would love to try this!
(Not drunk though)
http://www.ocalapost.com/dui-checkpoint-dont-roll-down-your-window/ (DUI checkpoint: Don't roll down your window?)

 

[Outlier]

You had to walk 10 miles...back to your car...in 14 degree weather? You purchased anavar from a guy whose main clientele are heroin addicts...in a shady area of town? I am not trying to piss you off, but you need to put some more thought into who and where you're getting your stuff from.

I agree with many of the sentiments expressed. Do not get an attitude with a police officer, even if it is warranted. You will not win and you will only compound the current issue(s). When speaking to law enforcement answer with no sir, yes sir and if the conversation becomes potentially incriminating immediately ask for an attorney. No reason to throw gasoline on a burning fire. You have more control over a situation with being respectful and keeping your words to a minimum. I hope all works out for you. Thanks for sharing your ordeal and I hope many on here make mental notes of this situation and learn from your experience

 

[Nutpuncher]

Dude, something doesn't make sense here...they gave u a ticket for birth control pills but never confirmed that what it was? And you never said whether or not they were or were not birth control pills? Did the bottle say oxandrolone on it? Why wouldn't they just look that up online? What I'm thinking is u actually had birth control pills and not real anavar!!!!!

I wouldn't be surprise considering the source.

Let's say you didn't get pulled over and you took it. Few weeks later you make a post "is my Anavar fake". You then determine that it's fake. What are you going to do? Go back and complain? What would be the outcome? How do you think that would turn out?
How do you think your body will react to birth controls?

Maybe getting pulled over is a blessing in disguise......