here's your chance to rant about your woman

dolfe1 said:
How do you overcome the "why am I not invited?" "You're invited everywhere I go." :rolleyes:


say, if it was up to me you would be ... but my friend put this together and he invited who he wanted! hehe :D
 
Now I really hate it when my wife drags her teeth on the damn fork. WTF does your teeth have to touch the spoon or fork. My teeth dont come anywhere near the damn fork.???
 
but esco , then my wife says to me, " if the cant invite me then u need to find new friends" see her friends always invite me if when I dont ask to go. I now have to leave when they come over just so I dont get an invite :(
 
moneyman said:
Now I really hate it when my wife drags her teeth on the damn fork. WTF does your teeth have to touch the spoon or fork. My teeth dont come anywhere near the damn fork.???

That's definetly annoying. lol I'll try it esco. :p I have found that telling her that I will be doing something that she doesn't like semi works, exp. playing poker. God I hope she doesnt read this thread. :( (she knows about meso)
 
damn money that sucks! throw this out ... say, "baby i will always chose you over my frinds because you would never ask me to pick one over the other." or be blunt, my friends are MY friend not yours, if you ever thro down an ultimatum i'll chose exactly opposite of what you want just because you did!


i hate if my girl smacking her damn lips or popping her damn gum!
 
moneyman said:
I hate it when we are in the living room together for hours at a time and she says nothing, but when im dog sleepy and we are in bed she talks for hours. I also hate it when I come home ready for some T.V (the man show)and she's watching MTV all day every day im so damn sick of MTV.



consider yourself lucky bro. mine watches Lifetime movies. good fucking lord don't get me started on the Lifetime movies.
 
esco, im pretty sure that want work because my wife has her PHD in mental heath and I really have to be on top of my gym. Eveything is a mind game, she ask me question where I have to really think before I answer.
 
crewboss said:
consider yourself lucky bro. mine watches Lifetime movies. good fucking lord don't get me started on the Lifetime movies.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking Lifetime!!!! Even if you actually did like that shit, such poor acting and low quality. WHY!! WHY!! Bush needs to do something about Lifetime. :D
 
But some 1 please explain to me why the fuck does her teeth hit the fork it drives my fucking crazy just thinking about it. I really hate when she ask me why I eat so much when ive explained this to her many times why.
 
moneyman said:
crewboss, thats her 2nd best TV show right along Changing Spaces, I use to like that show :mad:


money i guess you will have to try the you know nothing approach ... answer everything as i dunno and then say see you later and lave.

if i have to watch that damn people getting married show or the damn psychic dude talking to peoples loved ones i will puke!
 
supirman said:
My girl actually has ZERO problems with me going out with the guys. She tells me to go and have a good time. She usually just sits at my apartment and watches a movie when I go out. It's probably because that's the only time she can sit here without me humping her :)


she probably has someone else there satisfyin here if she is so eager to get you out the house, check into that.
 
I hate when we are driving in the car and she will change the fuckin station every 2 seconds. Like listening to a song, you get into it, then BOOM, new station, and it never stops. Must be something habitual. Can't they just fuckin concentrate on the road? Dumb broads!

She doesnt giv a fuck if I go out with my friends, although if I am hangin with the guys she's not really a bother to be with, because she's one of the "guys girl" type of girls and likes porn and can talk about fuckin bitches and treating em like shit right in front of her.
Plus I really dont giv a fuck if I want to go out. She gets her tiffany's bracelet, necklace, designer bags etc.....she has no right to EVER complain.
 
Fast Food said:
she probably has someone else there satisfyin here if she is so eager to get you out the house, check into that.

Get out of here Food you're not welcome in this thread. :p :D
 
My wife is a pretty and sweet chick but she's just to damn smart for her own good. But now ive learn to think 2 steps before here...hehehe
 
Fast Food said:
she probably has someone else there satisfyin here if she is so eager to get you out the house, check into that.


There's no way this is possible. I keep her shit sore lol. Also, sometimes my friends and I stop back in unexpectedly b/c my friends actaully like talking to my girl. And if I don't stop back in, she's calling me every 10 minutes cuz "she misses me".
 
dolfe1 said:
Get out of here Food you're not welcome in this thread. :p :D

what?!?!?!? whats so wrong if she askes me if i want any extra money to take to work for extra food more than what she put in my lunch bag?

her brutal honesty sucks too.... she said she pulled into a parking lot yesterday when i was at work.... and she pulled in with MY CAR... MY BABY! and bottomed it out a little bit.... i damn near freaked, but nothing was cracked... so it was okay....

i hate it when she tells me to look out for shit when i'm driving, hellooooo passenger driver, just stay that! a passenger!
 
supirman said:
There's no way this is possible. I keep her shit sore lol. Also, sometimes my friends and I stop back in unexpectedly b/c my friends actaully like talking to my girl. And if I don't stop back in, she's calling me every 10 minutes cuz "she misses me".


haha, i get that shit too! but i was just lookin out for a fellow bro.... but yeah man... i leave for work at 6 am.... at 615 i get a damn call.... i miss you! WTF! i know i'm a cool motherfucker, but damn! take some time to chill sometimes!
 
when i was working my wife called so much that my boss had to ask me to tell her to call my cell and we couldnt even use our cells. So she called so much that he oked her calling now thats crazy
 
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