How old are you mutha fuckers?

I'm done after this post, really. This shit is just too easy.

I stimmed up on some prescription psuedoephidrine doc gave me for the flu just took the whole rest of the pack before gym and was going great on my own in the gym and must have lost focus and loaded two more plates on one side than the other 4 and 6. Couldn't understand why I couldn't move one side off the rack so I gave an Almighty sphincter popping heave ho.

I kinda blanked out on my feet with my wrist straps still on the bar. Then the pain came.

My brain is like foggy now, can't even remember driving home but I am here and one side of my body doesn't move. I have vague recollections of people looking at me weird and getting out of my way.

You sure you have 4 dogs? Or a 12 gauge? You can't even count how many plates are on the bar! Meow!

For the math challenged @Ickyrica;

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Ok buddy, math challenged indeed. Have fun with that epic 4 plate DL.
 
You sure about that? Post up your deadlift video again, bro. When you do, you should also quote yourself from that post where you claim to be stronger and tougher than most body builders that have decades of training and years of aas use under their belt.

I'm not one to talk shit about anyone's physical abilities either. You won't find another occurance of me being spiteful towards someones abilities but you, lol, you and your amazing DL form and the power! My god how you ripped those 3 plates off the floor! That was the fastest 14 second rep I have ever seen. Did they find disks that shot out of your spine after that rep? Probably had to dig them out of the drywall behind you, right?

Was the rep that pathetic because you can't have your pack with you in the gym? Did daddy miss his little peanut butter lickers that much?

So yeah, about that video...


Lmao fuckin hell icky :D

There was so much anger in that post it hurt MY feelings a little bit, like i caught some of the residual savagery haha
 
Lmao fuckin hell icky :D

There was so much anger in that post it hurt MY feelings a little bit, like i caught some of the residual savagery haha
I wasn't sure that the hate shined through enough. Glad it shows!

I felt bad writing it only because I don't want other people to get the wrong idea about me. He is literally the only person I've shit on for their physical ability. I'm over it though ;)
 
You sure about that? Post up your deadlift video again, bro. When you do, you should also quote yourself from that post where you claim to be stronger and tougher than most body builders that have decades of training and years of aas use under their belt.

I'm not one to talk shit about anyone's physical abilities either. You won't find another occurance of me being spiteful towards someones abilities but you, lol, you and your amazing DL form and the power! My god how you ripped those 3 plates off the floor! That was the fastest 14 second rep I have ever seen. Did they find disks that shot out of your spine after that rep? Probably had to dig them out of the drywall behind you, right?

Was the rep that pathetic because you can't have your pack with you in the gym? Did daddy miss his little peanut butter lickers that much?

So yeah, about that video...

That is pretty sad.. I think most of the 150lbs kids that didn't even lift in highschool were able to deadlift 315 after the very minimal lifting our d4 school football program had us do... lol. Then to brag about how strong you are. The only thing i can think is, "Just shut the fuck up.." lol
 
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