I always knew Canadians were fucked up (HUMOR)

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Originally Posted by manfreakca
Im canadian and fucked up to,so what,id back your usa any day
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Of course, we're the ones that would have to protect your ass if you guys ever did anything political on a world scale.

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And how do they thank us..... lets see they've given us Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, and Mad Cow disease. My question is,why are we more worried about the Mexican border?
 
LICK my Canadian Maple leaf,fuck celine,try RUSH,TRIUMPH,MAHOGONY RUSH dumb fucks.and half your friggin hockey teams would be nothin without canucks playin,and i dont fuckin live in a igloo either,gggeeezzzz americans
 
What is Triumph? And mahogony what? Wood? Mohogany wood comes from Central and South America, usually in tropical areas.

Canadians do produce good hockey players, though the Europeans are beginning to catch up or pass them in numbers.
 
Socialist healthcare system? how is it socialist? and why would you guys mention celine dion when there is so much other talent to come out of canada, are you a fan? Another thing is look how many of the top comedians are canadian, most of the ones i can think of actaully, if not canadian then they are jews. LOL, i love larry david!
 
Bob Smith said:
What is Triumph? And mahogony what? Wood? Mohogany wood comes from Central and South America, usually in tropical areas.

Canadians do produce good hockey players, though the Europeans are beginning to catch up or pass them in numbers.


I believe triumph that he is talking about is Triumph the Insult Dog, made famous by Conan Obrien...... I was listening to the radio station this morning and the talkshow host Denounced Canada and became a U.S. citizen... his reasoning you may ask???? "Canada just sucks!"

not my quote.....


Canada is good...... FOR ME TO POOP ON! I KIIIIID I KIIIIIID
~triumph~
 
Ok, Ive hear Triumph a couple times. Kinda funny at times, but also really f'in annoying at other times.

socialism: n 1: a political theory advocating state ownership of industry. That describes your healthcare system. Im not saying its necessarily bad, but the level of care in that type system is lower than in a privately owned system.

Canada did produce Patrick Roy and Wayne Gretzky, the two best to ever play the sport of hockey. Though Marty Brodeur will likely surpass Roy for most of his records, but hes Canadian, too.
 
yea, i fucking hate patrick roy, big sook! never did like him, but you forgot to mention bobby orr and mario lemiux. also fine players up there with the great one. also, canada invented basketball besides hockey. although you would never know it. you can also thank us for jim carey,mike myers,steve martin, and many many more top comedians. I wouldn't want to flame the US cuz I do love it, and I'm moving there in august for film school(canadian film schools are more artsy, less commercial). Oh yea, and behalf of all canadians were sorry for burning done the white house in 1812 but to be fair you guys tried to invade us first. :p
 
Since when did Canada invent basketball? It was invented in Springfield, Mass. IIRC< it was at the Boys Club. Was the guy a Canadian?
 
Just looked it up, it was the YMCA not the Boys Club. Ok, ok, so he was a Canadian.
 
The truly profound ignorance of the general American population still astounds me to this day

You see folks that hat is on E-Bay for a reason its funny, its a Joke get it kinda like, Intercourse or Blue Ball, PA....haha... good (sigh)

Ill explain it nice and slow like in American so yall understand..You see Newfoundlanders are the brunt of many jokes just like Polish people. Oh, for you Americans Poland is a country in Europe... it's pronounced "Po" (like I _gots_ no Benjamens) and "land" (like "shit Abdul don't LAND that plane on that building")

Muwhahahahahahah word (humour)
 
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PDP said:
The truly profound ignorance of the general American population still astounds me to this day

You see folks that hat is on E-Bay for a reason its funny, its a Joke get it kinda like, Intercourse or Blue Ball, PA....haha... good (sigh)

Ill explain it nice and slow like in American so yall understand..You see Newfoundlanders are the brunt of many jokes just like Polish people. Oh, for you Americans Poland is a country in Europe... it's pronounced "Po" (like I _gots_ no Benjamens) and "land" (like "shit Abdul don't LAND that plane on that building")

Muwhahahahahahah word (humour)
Well, we now know at least one Canadian that isnt a top comedian.
 
Bob Smith said:
Well, we now know at least one Canadian that isnt a top comedian.

It takes a bit of brain power to make the connections inside that post, but fair enough, guess one has to tailor ones humour to the audience...

Okay here's one for you... "poop"... did ya'll giggle.

Cum'on now Bobby, I luv u like a retarded half-brother... and we all know that's alot of luv!
 
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