I think it’s done

I figured I should be able to tell if I had em
Not true at all, definitely go to the doctor.

Syphilis is really common nowadays due to hookup culture. You won't have any idea until it's too late. Unless you like losing your hair, alzheimers, and slowly dying?
 




I could go on . . .

I saw a guy on this very web site bragging he is 23 and has been with more than 30 partners . . . . that is like guaranteed STD. Math dictates it.
 




I could go on . . .

I saw a guy on this very web site bragging he is 23 and has been with more than 30 partners . . . . that is like guaranteed STD. Math dictates it.
Best of all HPV causes a ton of different types of cancers. So whatever women he falls in love with and gets married to and spend his life with..oh shit she got cervical and vaginal cancer because you gave her HPV! All because he acted like an idiot banging stupid sluts in his 20s, for some insane reason thinking that all STDs are immediately noticeable? That isn't even something that is a myth spread online, like that is something he just straight made up in his head.

So, fast forward, he's 43 and she's 41...and now she had to have her vagina removed due to the cancer and he never gets to have sex again. Nope, guess what she has a chronic jaw issue so no BJs. Oh that's okay, how about anal? Nope, due to the cancer meds she shits herself constantly. He's getting nothing but hand bro.

Golly, @Dead if only you'd:
1) Stop fucking slutty sluts that act like whores!
2) Wore a condom!
3) Gone to the fucking doctor regularly to get meds to whatever STDs you do get!

So go! Schedule a doctor appointment now!
 
Best of all HPV causes a ton of different types of cancers. So whatever women he falls in love with and gets married to and spend his life with..oh shit she got cervical and vaginal cancer because you gave her HPV! All because he acted like an idiot banging stupid sluts in his 20s, for some insane reason thinking that all STDs are immediately noticeable? That isn't even something that is a myth spread online, like that is something he just straight made up in his head.

So, fast forward, he's 43 and she's 41...and now she had to have her vagina removed due to the cancer and he never gets to have sex again. Nope, guess what she has a chronic jaw issue so no BJs. Oh that's okay, how about anal? Nope, due to the cancer meds she shits herself constantly. He's getting nothing but hand bro.

Golly, @Dead if only you'd:
1) Stop fucking slutty sluts that act like whores!
2) Wore a condom!
3) Gone to the fucking doctor regularly to get meds to whatever STDs you do get!

So go! Schedule a doctor appointment now!
Just to be clear I'm trying to use comedy to communicate the very real risks of HPV. There is some exaggeration for humor but for real dude go fucking get checked. Like you could have aids and herpes and you wouldn't have a CLUE!! @Dead
 
Dead I haven't checked in this forum for awhile it looks like you're still going strong.


Here's the deal. You've got an STD, that's fine, it happens to us all.

More than likely you have HPV. Did you eat any pussy? Like most of us you've probably got HPV in your throat, hopefully you'll clear it, but lay off the alcohol and smokes to get yourself the best chance at clearing the virus.

Chlamydia and Gonorrhea can both be tested using Urine PCR, usually it's a single test that screens for both at the same time.

Trichomoniasis can be tested using spun urine under microscope checking for motility.

Syphillus a blood draw RPR serological test for antibodies.

These are the normally screened for tests when it comes to the routine STD.

Of course you can get an HIV, Hep B, Hep C....this can be taken care of by donating blood for free.
 
Dead I haven't checked in this forum for awhile it looks like you're still going strong.


Here's the deal. You've got an STD, that's fine, it happens to us all.

More than likely you have HPV. Did you eat any pussy? Like most of us you've probably got HPV in your throat, hopefully you'll clear it, but lay off the alcohol and smokes to get yourself the best chance at clearing the virus.

Chlamydia and Gonorrhea can both be tested using Urine PCR, usually it's a single test that screens for both at the same time.

Trichomoniasis can be tested using spun urine under microscope checking for motility.

Syphillus a blood draw RPR serological test for antibodies.

These are the normally screened for tests when it comes to the routine STD.

Of course you can get an HIV, Hep B, Hep C....this can be taken care of by donating blood for free.
Is this a joke, ur freaking me out. There as a good amount of ass eating too
 
Dead I haven't checked in this forum for awhile it looks like you're still going strong.


Here's the deal. You've got an STD, that's fine, it happens to us all.

More than likely you have HPV. Did you eat any pussy? Like most of us you've probably got HPV in your throat, hopefully you'll clear it, but lay off the alcohol and smokes to get yourself the best chance at clearing the virus.

Chlamydia and Gonorrhea can both be tested using Urine PCR, usually it's a single test that screens for both at the same time.

Trichomoniasis can be tested using spun urine under microscope checking for motility.

Syphillus a blood draw RPR serological test for antibodies.

These are the normally screened for tests when it comes to the routine STD.

Of course you can get an HIV, Hep B, Hep C....this can be taken care of by donating blood for free.
You know he was eating that pussy. Then he was kissing her and she was rimming him. Congrats @Dead, you've got butthole rim cancer. I hope she didn't stick that tongue to deep.
 
Is this a joke, ur freaking me out. There as a good amount of ass eating too
Nope, it's not a joke. I worked up lots of STD's over my 25 year career.

HPV of the anus usually HPV 16. With all the anal sex going on it's a common problem.

Certain strains of HPV are hard to clear. You can ask your lady friend is she was vaccinated against HPV, but more than likely she wasn't as it's pretty expensive and takes 3 doses.

I've had HPV in my throat, I hope I cleared it, the gal that I went down on I saw her medical report and she was positive for HPV, I believe she had her vagina treated with freezing. Unlucky for me I also dipped in there without a condom a time or two. I was sick as shit after having sex with her as if every organ in my body was being attacked and destroyed.

My advice to you, is to get a complete workup on any women that you want to have sex with, just like the porn stars do these days before shooting a scene.
 
Is this a joke, ur freaking me out. There as a good amount of ass eating too
What has eight flagella and can live in your intestines?

Doctors are seeing transmission of things from oral anal contact that they thought was relegated to third world shit holes with no sense of sanitation.

 
Fuck man.
Well shit
It’s still better than paying $199 to some chick before getting a date when she was eating some other dudes ass that she shaved for him a few days ago

I’d hate to be him

Actually it’s not better. He may be the lucky one idk

I mean this bitch ate ice cream off my dick. AFTER we had sex. Casually.

She asked if i bought whipped cream so she could do it again. She asked me if she did a good job like a little slut after giving me head

Like that shit was. Addicting. We get in fights and then I’d ask her if she was sorry for arguing as I shoved my dick in her throat and she’d get more aggressive and go mmhmm mhmm

Like y’all got no idea. It was like a pornstar.
She’d be eating a sandwhich and I’d walk by and she’d just go ah and stick her tongue out and I’d just put my dick in her mouth and she’d go and then after she’d continue eating the sandwhich

I could literally put her ass in timeout and tell h… okay nevermind u get the picture

She was a HOEEEE
And I was addicted

And this other guy is going all nuts buying her shit. Like damn i didn’t know women could be like this phew, I learned a good lesson here

Like We literally turned some of out drama into sexual kink. It was kinda nuts.
 
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