just for shits and giggles....

Chip Bronson

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gay bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. the doctor
comes back and says "bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush. you have aids." bob is devastated. "doc, what can i do?"

"eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot
sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of raisin
bran, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

bob asks, "will that cure me, doc?"

the doc says, "no stupid, but it should leave you with a better understanding
of what your fucking ass is for."
 
Look what you did, Chip. Remember when Hogg posted his disertation on pussyfooting around the feelings of homos. Now you've gone and pissed one off.
 
I'm not just being a sensative "fag", Aids is a very real disease that kills. I think making aids jokes is on the same lines as making fun of breast cancer. How would you feel if you watched a loved one waste away painfully dieing of a disease and came across someone making fun of the situation that claimed his/her life? Please mature and stopping making childish jokes.
 
Bigchest1225 said:
I'm not just being a sensative "fag", Aids is a very real disease that kills. I think making aids jokes is on the same lines as making fun of breast cancer. How would you feel if you watched a loved one waste away painfully dieing of a disease and came across someone making fun of the situation that claimed his/her life? Please mature and stopping making childish jokes.

fyi, i have lost friends and relavtives to the disease bro and it was very, very sad indeed. but what was even sadder was the fact that they did not care enough about their own health and lives to take the appropriate measures to protect themselves from this scourge e.g. use condoms, not share needles, etc...

hey, as long as there are fags out there, there will always be insensitive fucks like myself to bust on them. c'est la vie baby... as eddie murhpy so eloquently said, 'i make fun of the faggots, cause they faggots.' take care bigbreast1225 and go eat a dick. it'll probably make you feel better....
 
Oh jesus! Next thing to go will be the holocaust jokes. Then we'll have to stop making fun of the KKK. After that, who knows, but we may as well never make another joke about anything besides why the chicken crossed the road.

Lighten up, dude. Whether AIDS is a terrible disease or not, the joke is funny. I'd bet there is at least one hilarious breast cancer joke, too. If it doesn't offend someone, it just ain't funny.
 
Grizzly said:
Oh jesus! Next thing to go will be the holocaust jokes. Then we'll have to stop making fun of the KKK. After that, who knows, but we may as well never make another joke about anything besides why the chicken crossed the road.

Lighten up, dude. Whether AIDS is a terrible disease or not, the joke is funny. I'd bet there is at least one hilarious breast cancer joke, too. If it doesn't offend someone, it just ain't funny.

tru dat grizz, tru dat!!!
 
Bigchest1225 said:
I'm not just being a sensative "fag", Aids is a very real disease that kills. I think making aids jokes is on the same lines as making fun of breast cancer. How would you feel if you watched a loved one waste away painfully dieing of a disease and came across someone making fun of the situation that claimed his/her life? Please mature and stopping making childish jokes.

You obviously didn't see the south park episode where they said it was ok to make fun of aids.
 
This argument is a waste of my time. Bigots will be bigots. Arguing will just pull me down to your level. I hope everyone enjoyed the funny joke.

Chip Bronson, if unfortunilty one of your loved ones passes away in a very painful death, I will be respectful enough not to make fun of the situation. You will be in my prayers, God knows you need it.
 
Bigchest1225 said:
This argument is a waste of my time. Bigots will be bigots. Arguing will just pull me down to your level. I hope everyone enjoyed the funny joke.

Chip Bronson, if unfortunilty one of your loved ones passes away in a very painful death, I will be respectful enough not to make fun of the situation. You will be in my prayers, God knows you need it.

i had no intention of causing you any pain my friend. i was merely sharing a joke that i enjoyed and that i thought my bros here would enjoy as well. you can't please all folks all the time...

one of my family has passed away from aids. my junkie cousin. he took, took and took some more. he robbed his mother, his friends and myself. dude, he stole one of my fender guitars and sold it for dope money; the stupid asshole probably got $50 for a guitar that was worth over 1k. he was a junkie scumbag who was too dumb to buy new needles and shared needles with his 'boys' instead of paying 10 cents for a new one. and that's the way it is. i make fun of his sorry ass and you can too, if you like.

as far as your prayers for me go, save it please. i really don't need it. instead just pray that god gives you the strength to pull your head out of your ass so you can see the big picture. life's too short bro.
 
How does making fun of AIDS make anyone a bigot? The joke made fun of homosexuals, sure, but this discussion has now become centered around AIDS. Are you now claiming that AIDS is a homosexual disease?
 
No shits plenty of giggles

I got to tell you I have 4 or 5 ( I'm not sure, only 4 Admit to it) gay clients in my training business, and they tell me the most gay jokes!!! You should hear how they talk to each other! I would never be as brutal as they are.
In the cancer wards in hospitals the patients and the nurses tell the worst cancer jokes. Jews tell the best jew jokes, blacks the best black jokes etc. etc.
We should all lighten up!!!!
My X wife is Polish (and blonde). Did you hear what the Polish girl asked her Gyno, when she found out she was pregnant?????
Are you sure it's mine? LMFAO!!
God, take it easy. Life is good ,we are big and strong, We rule!!!

The Gigantic shall inherit the earth!!!!

that old big and funny graybass
 
Hey, I'm Polish and I take extreme offense to that. I demand a retraction and a groveling appology! Nah, just fucking with you. I think it's funny.

Did you hear about the new German microwaves? They seat 10.
 
And now for the TRULY offensive-

A little boy is walking into a dark forest holing a strange mans hand- the man look down at the little boy and says-

"Why are YOU scared? I have to walk out of these scary woods alone"

Yes its tasteless- and not meant for everyone- and yes someone I know WAS abducted as a child- but it IS supposed to make you laugh AND offend you. I wouldnt wish this or AIDS on anyone- but life IS too short.
 
Bigchest1225 said:
I'm not just being a sensative "fag", Aids is a very real disease that kills. I think making aids jokes is on the same lines as making fun of breast cancer. How would you feel if you watched a loved one waste away painfully dieing of a disease and came across someone making fun of the situation that claimed his/her life? Please mature and stopping making childish jokes.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST MAY BE BOTH OFFENSIVE AND INFORMATIVE AND IS MY OPINION. PLEASE READ WITH CAUTION.
Making fun of AIDS is not even close to making fun of breast cancer. Most of the people who get AIDS fall into particular categories. People who share needles (yes newbie juiceboy, you can get AIDS from your buddy if you use the same needle he did. You might as well swallow his kids), people who have unprotected oral, anal, or vaginal sex. Yes, both hetero and homo (yeah, lesbos too). So for those of the population who do not fall into either of these categories, YOU WON'T GET AIDS (except for blood transfusions and the random dentist visit). Now onto breast cancer. Lemme see, either you get it or you don't. You have no choice. With AIDS you have a choice. Alcoholism is a disease that is on par with AIDS. Don't want to get that disease, THEN DON'T F'N DRINK. Just my 2cc's. Peace.
 
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