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Went to the zoo with the family about 3 or so years ago. I was three feet from the alpha male with a piece of glass seperating us. It was an enclosure with a small community of silverbacks. This fucking thing was massive. I couldn't get over the fact that even though they are covered in a layer of flat shiney hair the muscle seperation and definition was incredible. The anatomy of the muscle is almost identical to ours. The lat spread and mass was unbelievable. His whole physique was impressive. They're so intelligent I can't help but wonder that if you taught one how to bench press and put him on a Test, Tren, Dbol stack and strength trained him what in the fuck could one of these things do?
Also...one of the females was sitting close by facing the glass in a squatted, knees out position. They have fucking huge vagina's.
Yea I looked...So what. It's not like I had a choice. The things vajayjay was pointed right at me.
Man I was just at the zoo a couple months ago & I agree. The alpha was so impressive. In the pecking order he makes you feel small. I remember noticing his forearms & just how fing huge they are!
 
^^^ hahahahaha. I always told myself if I vacation down under I'd go for at least a month. Maybe he's got the same plan? Still, good laugh :D
 
Where's are resident fat guy UGL @kiwigear at? I know he was supposed to go on vacation but hell it's been a long one.

mands
UGL? No no your mistaken this is the ostrich choking, free the zoo animals and gorilla fighting thread. I got alot of respect for you @mands but you really shouldn't get off topic like that man:confused:
 
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