Lifetime Turinabol(Global)

[iceman440]

Yes sir! We have Cba level quality of tbol. Cba Being the original company that put out the drug. I don’t have test results as of right now but what I can do is get my sources to send in batches of their drug for testing and get them back to me as soon as possible. I will also send out a batch to be tested and 5000 dollars of store credit to the first 3 people here who send in a sample of what they ordered for testing. Also for your security you have the option of receiving your order in its original packaging or you can chose for us to remove it from the original packaging and seal each pill in a blank blister package. The price is $1 per 50 mg pull/ 10 pills per blister/ 3 Blisters per pack.

We get 5000$ store credit? What the fuck is anyone gonna do with 1000 fucking t-bol?

 

[iceman440]

^^^^ Your best comment yet!

Thank you man! Feel like my insults have been exceptionally on point this week lol

 

[T-Bagger]

So let’s re-cap

No tested gear
No customers
No IQ
Fucked up security already
Didn’t post tits
IDGAF about your “feels” report

You also made the mistake on coming to this forum and getting Everyone here to hate you, then you decided to source.

It’s like saiyan labs and venom had a grudge fuck baby and the abortion clinic did everything they could , but we still got stuck with you.

Holy crap man. Usually there’s a decline in quality of slams as time goes on, but this one was like... DAMN lol

 

[T-Bagger]

Here comes some truth time. I have yet to actually test the drugs. I am working to get my affiliated sources to send in some samples for testing and I will do the same. These drugs I’m reselling through a few sources that sell the real high quality potent shit. How do i know they work. I’ve used them and put on steady dry gains throughout my cycle. Also people in my home state of nabraska also use the drug from the same sources that I’ve used, just like it’s general condensers on the meso that tbol sucks ass(most likely because you were scammed into buying underdosed dbol) it’s generally accepted where I am from that Turinabol is one of the best agents out there for producing lean quality gains with the least amount of side effects.

Chicks usually do benefit more from AAS at small levels

 

[88general88]

Hello I’m Turinabol King the owner of the largest redistributed of oral Turinabol. Our Turinabol is pharmaceutical grade quality, with the same potency of the Turinabol originally produced by Cba. We sell the same quality of Turinabol that was used by the East German Olympic teams in the late 70’s and early 80’s used to dominate the olympics, in other words we sell real Turinabol! The good stuff.

PM me for further inquirers.

I would rather mega dose Tylenol than consume something that you personally stand behind. I second the notion for you to go fist yourself

 

[T-Bagger]

You also made the mistake on coming to this forum and getting Everyone here to hate you, then you decided to source.

I would rather mega dose Tylenol than consume something that you personally stand behind. I second the notion for you to go fist yourself

Lol, and here I thought I was the only one who hated this guy.

 

[88general88]

Update: On 12/19/19 LT TBOL will be releasing a new and first signature product. Injectable Turinabol. Yes you heard correctly. Sort of like Boldenone being an Injectable form of the oral steroid Dianabol. This new product has the same exact chemical structure as Turinabol. More info on this new development to come later.

For those of you concerned about the lack of info provided. I completely understand. I am working with a few of my personal informants to get you all the information you need. Thank you.

I recommend staying away from the word informant when trying to influence people to purchase AAS from you. That’s what I refer to as , “Cop Talk.”

 

[Omegistosalex]

So let’s re-cap

No tested gear
No customers
No IQ
Fucked up security already
Didn’t post tits
IDGAF about your “feels” report

You also made the mistake on coming to this forum and getting Everyone here to hate you, then you decided to source.

It’s like saiyan labs and venom had a grudge fuck baby and the abortion clinic did everything they could , but we still got stuck with you.

It's over, i think the thread can be closed after this.

 

[gearwolf]

How do i know they work. I’ve used them

Would you trust some unknown person trying to sell you drugs based on "Yea it works, I used it"?

Why didn't you get test results before posting? If you've been here for longer than a minute you would know people would request some sort of proof and bury you for your low effort post that is wasting everyone's time.

I can't decide whether you are parodying the worst kind of people that come here (if so, you're nailing it) or are some delusional lunatic that eroded his brain cells via drug use.

 

[88general88]

Is this the same guy that was bragging about how he used to turkey baste turinabol ???? Can anyone confirm??? Lmfao

 

[Dead]

This gotta be a fuckin joke. Has to be. You woulda done better copying some old busted sources intro

 

[88general88]

Lol, and here I thought I was the only one who hated this guy.

Hate is such a strong word, don’t you agree ??? I prefer strongly dislike.

 

[T-Bagger]

Hate is such a strong word, don’t you agree ??? I prefer strongly dislike.

Idk I hate this guy as much as I hate Canadianbacon

 

[88general88]

You mean the food or the RCMP??? Lol

 

[iceman440]

This guy is the fucking food stamps of AAS

To fucking lazy to do a thing right. What the fuck kind of source sells one thing, thing doesn’t even have that one thing ready

Actually fuck it, he is the premature public ejaculator if the AAS world. Go back to your half wide trailer and finish wiring up your toaster so you can have a grilled cheese

 

[Dead]

Did anyone also see his age 24 posted right on his profile

 

[MisterSuperGod]

Yes sir! We have Cba level quality of tbol. Cba Being the original company that put out the drug. I don’t have test results as of right now but what I can do is get my sources to send in batches of their drug for testing and get them back to me as soon as possible. I will also send out a batch to be tested and 5000 dollars of store credit to the first 3 people here who send in a sample of what they ordered for testing. Also for your security you have the option of receiving your order in its original packaging or you can chose for us to remove it from the original packaging and seal each pill in a blank blister package. The price is $1 per 50 mg pull/ 10 pills per blister/ 3 Blisters per pack.

$5,000 in store credit? You out trolled yourself with that one.

Make a new handle and offer some equally unimportant compound, but next time, to make the scam believable, bump the credit down to $200.

 

[Omegistosalex]

This guy is the fucking food stamps of AAS

To fucking lazy to do a thing right. What the fuck kind of source sells one thing, thing doesn’t even have that one thing ready

Actually fuck it, he is the premature public ejaculator if the AAS world. Go back to your half wide trailer and finish wiring up your toaster so you can have a grilled cheese

I think he should just stick a fork in the toaster and do us all a favour

 

[iceman440]

I think he should just stick a fork in the toaster and do us all a favour

After he takes a shower in diesel fuel and holds his family’s hands. This is a blood-line that should be discontinued.

I feel bad for the toaster most of all. We had more respect for it over him. It actually worked, and lived up to its claims. Everything this guy couldn’t do.

 

[T-Bagger]

After he takes a shower in diesel fuel and holds his family’s hands. This is a blood-line that should be discontinued.

I feel bad for the toaster most of all. We had more respect for it over him. It actually worked, and lived up to its claims. Everything this guy couldn’t do.

Here was my wish for him in the “I’m too much of a pussy to work because of PIP” thread:

I do hope that the gear you’re on renders you sterile so that you can’t reproduce. Then I hope your prostate becomes filled with cancer and it has to be surgically removed so that you never get to experience an orgasm in your life. I then hope the cancer has had plenty of time to spread to the rest of your body so you can die a slow and painful death.