Old and fat to old and fit

You know I was joking, right?
It's just that I ain't a fan of facial hair.
Did Rasputin have a beard like yours?
Or maybe it is more like Zztop.

Anyway, it hinders aerodynamics, so forget about it.
The "most of it" is slightly concerning.
All of it, please.
Have a good Sunday
Only thing more important to me than my muscle gains, is my beard gains.

Formula 1 Gym GIF by Mercedes-AMG Petronas Motorsport
 
Only thing more important to me than my muscle gains, is my beard gains.

Formula 1 Gym GIF by Mercedes-AMG Petronas Motorsport

U rubbing that on a Watt Bike...
Not just any random thing: a Watt Bike.

This is grounds for excommunication, as far as I am concerned.
How the hell do I unsee this now.
I am about to pass out
 
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