Reminds me of when I was flying out to Asia, I had a prescription that was illegal in the country I was going to so I put it in a condom and shoved it up my ass. When I went through security the xray showed there was something up my butt, I guess they must not care if you're leaving the country with something, either that they didn't want to deal with a shifty situation but they let me go, it kind of freaked me out so I flushed it while I was on the plane. Ever since then I don't fuck around at all with customs