Not to mention my hair falling out by the clumps. Literal clumps.
Im assuming because of serious lack of protein.
Lack of nutrients and iron. That's the main culprit, I would say, rather than just protein.
Id rather hangout in the gutters with the funny ones
It' s likely you are a worldie and rather haute.
Even so, if I may say, this place is excruciatingly far from being the gutters...
Toodle-pip