[Source] Sasquatch Labs - Intro/Sale (US Domestic)

If cops show up at house holding what might be your package, deny. Deny everything. If they ask “why did you order this”, they’re implying guilt. Say you didn’t order it, you don’t know what it is.
If they show up just for a friendly chat, don’t let them in you house. Speak with them outside. This is called “knock and talk.” They’ll be invited in, and they’ll either guilt you
Into something, or find something incriminating in your residence, giving them authority to search without permit.
 
i can't help but LOL at some of you mother fuckers, and i say mother fuckers with all the love in the world, of course. :D

About the only thing that hasn't been theorized yet is Squach getting abducted by aliens.

He's gone MIA before. Before anyone buries their statsh in the garden or moves to another state, give him a couple more days and calm the fuck down. o_O:confused::D
 
His first disappearance was when I ordered from him and he didn’t ship it for 10 days and went mia. It was around the Christmas time if I remember correctly. It is documented in this thread. He ended up throwing 4 free vials in for the mishap. He has left for a few days at least 3 other times. However I am putting on my tinfoil suit on and will be running high into the rookies later this afternoon for hiding purposes. :D @MisterSuperGod catch ya on the flip side mother fucker!
 
His first disappearance was when I ordered from him and he didn’t ship it for 10 days and went mia. It was around the Christmas time if I remember correctly. It is documented in this thread. He ended up throwing 4 free vials in for the mishap. He has left for a few days at least 3 other times. However I am putting on my tinfoil suit on and will be running high into the rookies later this afternoon for hiding purposes. :D @MisterSuperGod catch ya on the flip side mother fucker!
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