Well I’m sold. If it’s good enough for CarlHis translation (which is translated as "transfer"...) is correct, except that he didn't translate the totally cringey text at the bottom:
"Yes, Carl, 20 ng/ml from 5iu.
I will hurry now to order a few more kits while the sale is still on".
This is supposed to be a review from a client, Carl being reference to a meme.
Always yours, captain with knowledge of russian language
It’s good enough for me.