So I went to the gym this morning. I belong to multiple gyms, and at this particular gym there is a very attractive woman that I always flirt with. She usually flirts back but usually only for a few seconds, and my impression has always been that she's just been humoring me and never really had any sincere interest in me.
Well, today she was sitting and stretching when I went over to say hi. She was looking down so I went to tap on her knee. Before I got the chance, she grabbed my hand and dragged me to the floor. We both started laughing like children.
So for the next half hour we talked about all kinds of shit. Some of it deep. Some of it shallow. The whole time she was holding and playing with my hands. Her hands were the softest things I've ever touched.
At the end of all this she gave me her phone number unbidden. But for some reason. It wouldn't save into my phone. So she tried then I tried, over and over with nothing but failure. The whole time she was pressing her breasts against me. We were cackling like crazy people and I had a full erection that I wasn't even trying to hide at that point.
Eventually we got her number into my phone, and I left the gym pretty happy. That was my morning.
I feel like I really needed to tell this story, And Stan's thread is the perfect place for it,
So, I'm sorry. What was it you were saying?