STOCK UP: Don't say you weren't warned! (US)

[thecmorgan]

While

https://www.forfeiture.gov/pdf/CBP/OfficialNotification.pdf

Thanks for the link.
There are a few peptides in the list. Looks like small amounts bpc and cjc. I am assuming these were part of a bigger shipment or banned items.

 

[Ghoul]

Thanks for the link.
There are a few peptides in the list. Looks like small amounts bpc and cjc. I am assuming these were part of a bigger shipment or banned items.

Crazy to see gear mixed in with antibiotics, machine gun parts, fentanyl, silencers. smuggled diamonds, dick pills. And this 1000+ page list is just ONE week.

Interesting to see the value they put on 1kg Primo raws....

 

[malfeasance]

Crazy to see gear mixed in with antibiotics, machine gun parts, fentanyl, silencers. smuggled diamonds, dick pills. And this 1000+ page list is just ONE week.

Interesting to see the value they put on 1kg Primo raws....

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If we lived in a free country, all of that would be legal to buy.

 

[DonLigero]

Sadly, the one 'love letter' I have ever gotten from a government agency was from OFAC for Cuban cigars.

 

[AlexDavis43]

Crazy to see gear mixed in with antibiotics, machine gun parts, fentanyl, silencers. smuggled diamonds, dick pills. And this 1000+ page list is just ONE week.

Interesting to see the value they put on 1kg Primo raws....

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Kilos of testosterone, bold, and primo are valued at $1.

Bond would be $0.10 if not for that pesky "not less than $250." Seems like they don't even want to bother with gear.

The estimated values for other things are way off, too.

 

[Ghoul]

Kilos of testosterone, bold, and primo are valued at $1.

Bond would be $0.10 if not for that pesky "not less than $250." Seems like they don't even want to bother with gear.

The estimated values for other things are way off, too.

On another page they have 2 kilos of Test Cyp valued at $6500 lol. I assume with so many seizures having to be entered into the computer it's a damn chore some guys just want to get over with as soon as possible lol.

The one good thing here is hopefully they'd take the time to go after the hundreds of people ordering machine gun parts, fentanyl, and pill presses each week before getting around to the gear, lol.

 

[FLbound]

off topic here fellas - @Ghoul will you DM me about sourcing the Mini-spike? I don’t have privileges to DM or post on underground.

 

[Excel.exe]

On another page they have 2 kilos of Test Cyp valued at $6500 lol. I assume with so many seizures having to be entered into the computer it's a damn chore some guys just want to get over with as soon as possible lol.

Or help pay the cost of washing machine. Iykyk

 

[Scruf]

LOL, you don't understand the difference between something being "available" with almost the same ease, variety, quality and low pricing as buying from Amazon, and "available" like brown tar heroin from dealer in some shady neighborhood.

Ask the old timers how much it sucked to buy gear 20 years ago to get a clue.

It sucked!

 

[Scruf]

Did the gear ever end up being bunk?

I had the Mexican Sustanon test as a bunk back in the 90s.

 

[CaptainTren]

While

https://www.forfeiture.gov/pdf/CBP/OfficialNotification.pdf

Thanks for the link. Some of the seized stuff are interesting the things people try to get through .

"
ATLANTA
2023170400020501-0001-A001, Seized on 05/01/2023; At the port of ATLANTA; One Wells Fargo Cashier's Check
in the Amount of $352,074.47. Check Number 2547734.; 1; EA; Valued at $352,074,47"

"
BLAINE
2024300400050301-0002-0000, Seized on 05/09/2024; At the port of BLAINE; Non-serialized Pistol; 1; EA; Serial#
N/A; Valued at $350.00; For violation of 18 USC 981(a)(1)(C), 18 USC 1956(c)(7)(A), 18 USC 1961(1)(D), 21 USC
844
2024300400050301-0003-0000, Seized on 05/09/2024; At the port of BLAINE; Magazine from Pistol; 1; EA; Serial#
N/A; Valued at $25.00; For violation of 18 USC 981(a)(1)(A), 18 USC 1956(c)(7)(A), 18 USC 1961(1)(D), 21 USC
841, 18 USC 981(a)(1)(A), 18 USC 1956(c)(7)(A), 18 USC 1961(1)(D), 21 USC 84"

Sketchy stuff

 

[malfeasance]

Thanks for the link. Some of the seized stuff are interesting the things people try to get through .

"
ATLANTA
2023170400020501-0001-A001, Seized on 05/01/2023; At the port of ATLANTA; One Wells Fargo Cashier's Check
in the Amount of $352,074.47. Check Number 2547734.; 1; EA; Valued at $352,074,47"

"
BLAINE
2024300400050301-0002-0000, Seized on 05/09/2024; At the port of BLAINE; Non-serialized Pistol; 1; EA; Serial#
N/A; Valued at $350.00; For violation of 18 USC 981(a)(1)(C), 18 USC 1956(c)(7)(A), 18 USC 1961(1)(D), 21 USC
844
2024300400050301-0003-0000, Seized on 05/09/2024; At the port of BLAINE; Magazine from Pistol; 1; EA; Serial#
N/A; Valued at $25.00; For violation of 18 USC 981(a)(1)(A), 18 USC 1956(c)(7)(A), 18 USC 1961(1)(D), 21 USC
841, 18 USC 981(a)(1)(A), 18 USC 1956(c)(7)(A), 18 USC 1961(1)(D), 21 USC 84"

Sketchy stuff

LOL, why in the world would anybody import a pistol into the United States?

 

[sushak]

Crazy to see gear mixed in with antibiotics, machine gun parts, fentanyl, silencers. smuggled diamonds, dick pills. And this 1000+ page list is just ONE week.

Interesting to see the value they put on 1kg Primo raws....

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It would be cool to write a parser or use an llm to tabularise that data extracting out all aas / pct related seizures so we could see trends over time

 

[jj89]

Why are you guys getting antsy most of you look natty anyway

 

[jj89]

This reminds me of my first steroid purchase, I bought 100 grams of test from China about 15 years ago. It came in a brown paper envelope with a tear in the corner and a clear bag of white powder peaking out, went through no problem.

Ahh Irish customs

 

[laclark89]

Sadly, the one 'love letter' I have ever gotten from a government agency was from OFAC for Cuban cigars.

I smoked a real cuban montecristo back in the day. I think the label was blue at the time they are brown now, if I remember right. A bit over rated imo. Especially now days some of those Dominican cigars can be really good.

I haven’t had one in years, thinking about it makes me want one.

 

[bighunanballs]

The last 2 days has been odd for lots of packs China and India. Getting word that multiple China vendors having issues in in the last 48 hours with seizures and packs not moving. I don't think we're in gearpocolypse but it's very possible we're in a tightening wave at the moment.

 

[DonLigero]

I smoked a real cuban montecristo back in the day. I think the label was blue at the time they are brown now, if I remember right. A bit over rated imo. Especially now days some of those Dominican cigars can be really good.

I haven’t had one in years, thinking about it makes me want one.

Yeah, forever Cubans were the forbidden fruit for Americans. So overrated and overpriced. There are much better, much cheaper cigars from Dominican, Honduran and Nicaraguan factories these days. Although Cubans do have a unique flavor that is hard to get otherwise, not worth the price.

 

[Ghoul]

Yeah, forever Cubans were the forbidden fruit for Americans. So overrated and overpriced. There are much better, much cheaper cigars from Dominican, Honduran and Nicaraguan factories these days. Although Cubans do have a unique flavor that is hard to get otherwise, not worth the price.

That would be the taste of the virgin Cuban thighs they're rolled on....

 

[Hypersonic]

The last 2 days has been odd for lots of packs China and India. Getting word that multiple China vendors having issues in in the last 48 hours with seizures and packs not moving. I don't think we're in gearpocolypse but it's very possible we're in a tightening wave at the moment.

I order from India every 1-2 months. Today is the first time I've had a package marked as "being held in Customs." Hoping it will be just be checked and released - low quantities of innocuous meds.