Thane Labs

[strongsafety41]

Post the fucking pics of your set up while your at it!

Look... We can talk set up all day. You admitted to not having an autoclave I get that... Let's see what you do have and the cleanliness of it.

 

[thane]

Post the fucking tests!!! Stop wasting time

Answer my question and I'll consider it.

 

[lightspan]

You're kidding me, right? Just post the goddamned spectra. You want to get pissy? All this "pointless" banter is designed to prevent scamming pieces of shit from raping meso brothers. If you had actually paid a bit of attention in casing the joint you would know about the hordes of scammers that come through here regularly. Fucks sake. How hard is it to post a few pics of your setup and throw up the PDFs of your latest spectra? If they are legit, you should be confident, not hiding behind excuses and rationalizations.

And stop with the patronizing shit about how they're just estimates. I told you if they are TIC purity determinations they are estimates, BEFORE you posted that long-winded handwavey and pedantic post about mass spec. I ran and read mass specs for five fucking years of indentured servitude in grad school, zippy. Thanks for the education, now just post them.

You don't want this thread to blow up? You want everyone to just play nice and trust you? Hmmm, looks like you are the only one making this thread blow up.

Honest, you're totally, honestly, as god is your witness, not a scammer, right? will you take a credit card? Fuck. You're not very bright. If I can steal a line: I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

 

[Kinikuman]

I haven't been looking for anything I've been busy doing other things since people here want to have this sort of pointless banter. I'd like to move the discussion forward but I don't know how. Posting any data will just make the thread explode. These are the types of outcomes I see. None of them look positive.

1) Results will be called fake because the numbers are too high
2) Results will be called inaccurate and useless
3) People will say I fabricated the results or stole them
4) People will claim it was done by a public analyst who is incompetent

You forgot:
5) Fail to respond to requests, however ridiculous they may seem and get ass-rammed out of business before you begin.

Trying to be helpful here: Just post the reports and take it from there. Fail to do so at your own risk.

Understand that this board is about one more abscess away from hunting down and taking retribution upon the next unscrupulous UGL operator found responsible. If you are everything that say you are, you will weather the storm and be stronger for it. If not, we didn't need you anyway.

 

[Marcus]

Answer my question and I'll consider it.

You'll consider it if I answer your question? NOT how it works around here. You came in here claiming to have mass specs on your raws. But you can't post shit and now are giving me an ultimatum.

POST THE MASS SPECS. This is the 4th time I've said this now. Lightspan has told you multiple times and you just avoid it. Post up

 

[lightspan]

Answer my question and I'll consider it.

What is your question? I can't suss it out of the fucking tomes you post. If scamming falls through for you, you can write the great American novel. Or not.

 

[strongsafety41]

There is a huge difference between a nice clean room with HEPA filters and a dirty public restroom. Wouldn't you agree? Just saying you have it or its clean is subjective, posting pics speaks objective volumes!

 

[Flounder]

1. Pics and description of brewing process. (Sterility equipment is a must)

a. Pictures MUST include your lab name with the date
Coming in next post.

b. Pictures will be taken from multiple angles
Coming in next post.

I think somewhere along the way you misunderstood what step #1 means in the source code of conduct. This is asking you for pics of your lab, not pics of finished product like you posted. Pics of your finished product are really useless to me. I want to see where you brew so I have an idea of the level of cleanliness. Why do you think this is listed as step #1? Maybe because it is vitally important to the people who may inject your gear. If you cannot abide by step #1 then you should leave. You have to earn respect here, it is not just given out.

 

[JackC4]

Pericles ? This fucking guy talks a lot....

 

[Y2JVD]

Hahaha pericles havent heard that name in awhile. He was king of broscience.

 

[clamz]

You should admit you have no mass specs because no dom src does have them. These kids are going to hound you for them anyway even though they don't exist. You might as well have told them you do clinical testing on unicorns. just give up n start over with a different name in a month, there are also smaller sponsor boards you can get in for$ 3-500. Peak or fitboard for instance.

 

[thane]

1. Pics and description of brewing process. (Sterility equipment is a must)

a. Pictures MUST include your lab name with the date
Coming in next post.

b. Pictures will be taken from multiple angles
Coming in next post.

I think somewhere along the way you misunderstood what step #1 means in the source code of conduct. This is asking you for pics of your lab, not pics of finished product like you posted. Pics of your finished product are really useless to me. I want to see where you brew so I have an idea of the level of cleanliness. Why do you think this is listed as step #1? Maybe because it is vitally important to the people who may inject your gear. If you cannot abide by step #1 then you should leave. You have to earn respect here, it is not just given out.

You forgot:
5) Fail to respond to requests, however ridiculous they may seem and get ass-rammed out of business before you begin.

Trying to be helpful here: Just post the reports and take it from there. Fail to do so at your own risk.

Understand that this board is about one more abscess away from hunting down and taking retribution upon the next unscrupulous UGL operator found responsible. If you are everything that say you are, you will weather the storm and be stronger for it. If not, we didn't need you anyway.

Thanks to both of you for rational explanations. Logic is how you get through to Thane.

Just being commanded to do something that I feel doesn't make sense or in the case of the specs being lead into a negative situation with no positives isn't rational. I got defensive thinking the intention was just to try and discredit instead of vet. That's how my mind works, that's why you see the long-winded posts explaining why the requests made don't make sense. That's why I'm "too organized" for you all to believe this is my first rodeo even though it IS my first time. Damnit. I'm sure you all just want to be certain I'm legit and not out to mass scam before being allowed to operate, can't argue with that.

Alright I've got to leave for work in a few hours..... when I get back this afternoon I'll get everything posted or at least shared privately amongst my personal terrorists in this thread. Ciao

 

[thane]

You should admit you have no mass specs because no dom src does have them. These kids are going to hound you for them anyway even though they don't exist. You might as well have told them you do clinical testing on unicorns. just give up n start over with a different name in a month, there are also smaller sponsor boards you can get in for$ 3-500. Peak or fitboard for instance.

False. There are at least two major domestic UGLs who test everything as well. I think they both are private now though.

 

[CensoredBoardsSuck]

Bull fucking shit.. This is way too organized, I'm sure this is your 3rd,4th, or maybe even 17th grab at the cookie jar here..

I gotta run but we'll be able to place you soon..

Pics???? You are not new here.

I just started reading this thread and I'm surprised no one has figured it out yet. The long-winded, exceptionally well written posts are a dead give away. Thane is Titan.

https://thinksteroids.com/community/threads/titan-labs.134356188/

Not only are their writing styles identical, but Thane hasn't been forthcoming with his mass specs, pics, etc. the same as Titan. And this might be a bit of a reach but the name Thane is unusual, however, it could be derived from Thanatos, the Greek god of death. (Titan was obsessed with Greek mythology.)

Another interesting clue is that after an absence from Meso, Titan suddenly reappeared on Oct. 27 and posted the following:

Hey everyone!
Long time since we have been here or posted

The content of Titan's post isn't significant other than confirming he had been away from Meso but the date of his return is interesting. Why do you suppose Titan just happened to be in the "neighborhood" on Oct. 27? I'll leave that to you to figure out.

 

[thane]

CBS you're killing me... I'm tired of people saying I'm someone else. Thane was a character in Mass Effect games that I liked - not Thanatos the whatever you said. Damnit man.

I do appreciate the exceptionally well written compliment though rofl....

 

[Marcus]

I just started reading this thread and I'm surprised no one has figured it out yet. The long-winded, exceptionally well written posts are a dead give away. Thane is Titan.

https://thinksteroids.com/community/threads/titan-labs.134356188/

Not only are their writing styles identical, but Thane hasn't been forthcoming with his mass specs, pics, etc. the same as Titan. And this might be a bit of a reach but the name Thane is unusual, however, it could be derived from Thanatos, the Greek god of death. (Titan was obsessed with Greek mythology.)

Another interesting clue is that after an absence from Meso, Titan suddenly reappeared on Oct. 27 and posted the following:



The content of Titan's post isn't significant other than confirming he had been away from Meso but the date of his return is interesting. Why do you suppose Titan just happened to be in the "neighborhood" on Oct. 27? I'll leave that to you to figure out.

Good fuckin call CBS, you are right... Just had specs done too a month or 2 ago. Hahaha. Done here! Thanks CBS

He doesn't want to post the mass specs because they're from angus and knows their bullshit

Bunk Test Prop that needed replacing, everything... All products fall in line with Titan. 100% correct after reading the other thread again.

 

[ebkallday]

Hahahah!! @CensoredBoardsSuck , good find.

@thane you are done here.

 

[lightspan]

What have we established here? Thane will not answer questions he doesn't like, won't comply with all of the SCOC, and is whiny as fuck. Good luck, bub.

Order from the guy, don't order from him, no skin off my ass. Caveat emptor. Maybe his shit is fire. Maybe it is used fryer oil. But he says it's quality, honestly, as god is his witness, and remember, no one lies on the Internet.

How quickly people forget the endless string of shitty labs and scammers. Cue the dick riders, bitching about how mean we are to sources and run them off. News flash, meso is NOT A SOURCE BOARD.

 

[Kinikuman]

False. There are at least two major domestic UGLs who test everything as well. I think they both are private now though.

If this is true, then those labs are worse than the ones that don't, because it shows that they are deliberately underdosing gear or substituting compounds. I'd lay odds that there is not a single UGL in the universe that has not pushed out sub-standard gear at one time or another, knowingly or not. Because they are all at the mercy of their raw suppliers, inevitably a shipment gets seized or the raws come in way under concentration. In this case the overwhelming majority of UGLs will stretch what they have to meet order volume, tested or not. The consumer is left dealing with the aftermath. What most UGLs fail to understand, though, is that this is clearly a business of customer loyalty, not customer volume if one wishes a sustainable enterprise.

 

[Oregongearhead]

When Thane starts asking for order codes (testosterone e = TE) then we know its Titan for sure. ~Ogh