mp46
New Member
I threw my back out, my doc said keep on taking the muscle relaxers. 11 days no shit.
So he finally gives me a suppository and some gallon of juice. I figured the juice made you poop, suppository breaks it up. So I throw the suppository in, and I realize I Have it backwards.
So I tell my woman, I need rubber gloves , Vaseline, bread sticks, water, magazines and stat. Let me tell you, 11 days of compressed shit the size of a softball hurts like hell.
Couldn’t even flush it, didn’t even try. Had to put on the rubber gloves, dig it out, and throw it away like some sort of Canadian.
Moral of the story is, fuck you @balco
Tying to earn back post of the day I see.