Tren sides affecting family relationships

so basically, I was at walmart last night and thought "I haven't had cereal in awhile"

So I walk down the cereal isle and saw a box of cinnamon toast crunch. That box was just staring me down like "you better fucking buy me"

So I decided I'd buy it and set it on top of the fridge, maybe bring it in for work today.

So this morning when I woke up, the box had moved somehow to the front of the fridge and was flush with the corner and front edge, staring right into my soul when I looked up.

I took it to work and set it on my desk.

An hour ago I clocked out for lunch, and somehow the box had gone from my desk to the top of the refrigerator in the office kitchen, I mean I guess someone moved it. I had stuck some sandwiches in there yesterday and went to go get them, the god damn box was front facing me, flush with the edge of the fridge again.

So basically, I said fuck it and I just got done eating an entire box of cinnamon toast crunch.

I just thought this was a better story than meso incest...
FUCK, I had the exact same thing happen to me, except it wasn't cereal. It was all my vials of gear. They rolled off the fridge and every vial broke at the same time! Wait, that wasn't me but it is still a good story.
 
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