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BUH-BYE, BLUBBER
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I know. I know. Donald Trump weighs more than 243 pounds, but I'm going with what his doctor claims.
When I came up with this idea (while trying to get one on another subject, as usual), my first thought was on how much to list his weight. I do my research so I looked up the last lie that came from his physical and it's listed at 243. We all know that's a lie. If you have eyes, you know that's a lie.
Political cartoons do make fun of people's appearances but that should never be the point (even though I made an entire cartoon recently on Kelly Loeffler's extremely long neck). But the rules on making fun of someone's weight can change depending upon their character. Like, if they're just generally a rotten human being, you can make fun of their weight. If they made fun of other people's weight, for example, calling a woman a "fat pig," you can make fun of their weight. And, if they make their weight an issue, you can make fun of their weight. Also, if they choose to look like an orange clown with a bleached ferret on their head, you can make fun of them.
Donald Trump's weight and health became another part of the chaos and insanity he brought to this nation. When his doctor comes out and says Donald Trump can live up to 200 years, you can go after them. Even his last physical became a major news item because they didn't just lie about the results, they lied about taking the physical.
Donald Trump unexpectedly went to the hospital in 2019 and no one knows why. The White House claimed he was taking his physical on different dates, like they were chopping it up. One day, he steps on a scale. The next day, they stick a finger in his ass. No, they don't do it like that. They do it all at once. Have you ever had a physical? If so, then you know the entire unpleasant experience is all at once. And for Donald Trump's doctor, really unpleasant for him.
The subject of Donald Trump's weight, his lying about it, and other people lying about it (how does he get people to do that?), is just one more bonus of dropping Donald Trump. There's a lot of crazy stupid shit we're getting rid of while also having a lot to clean up too.
And yeah, 243 can't be accurate and I know I'll be getting shit about it all day. The cartoon is dated for the first day of the year (in case you're a Republican, that's January 1), so I'll be getting additional shit then on GoComics. I already posted this cartoon on Facebook, and I swear I'm not exaggerating but within a minute, someone gave me shit about the 243. By now, there are about 20 comments about the 243 not being right. It has turned into a guessing game. 285? 340? 400? There should be a national contest for it. If you guess the correct weight, you get the coronavirus vaccine.
Anyway, it doesn't matter how much orange blubber there is, on January 20, it's gone.
Buh-bye, blubber.
Buh-Bye, Blubber
I know. I know. Donald Trump weighs more than 243 pounds, but I’m going with what his doctor claims. When I came up with this idea (while trying to get one on another subject, as usual), my f…
claytoonz.com
I know. I know. Donald Trump weighs more than 243 pounds, but I'm going with what his doctor claims.
When I came up with this idea (while trying to get one on another subject, as usual), my first thought was on how much to list his weight. I do my research so I looked up the last lie that came from his physical and it's listed at 243. We all know that's a lie. If you have eyes, you know that's a lie.
Political cartoons do make fun of people's appearances but that should never be the point (even though I made an entire cartoon recently on Kelly Loeffler's extremely long neck). But the rules on making fun of someone's weight can change depending upon their character. Like, if they're just generally a rotten human being, you can make fun of their weight. If they made fun of other people's weight, for example, calling a woman a "fat pig," you can make fun of their weight. And, if they make their weight an issue, you can make fun of their weight. Also, if they choose to look like an orange clown with a bleached ferret on their head, you can make fun of them.
Donald Trump's weight and health became another part of the chaos and insanity he brought to this nation. When his doctor comes out and says Donald Trump can live up to 200 years, you can go after them. Even his last physical became a major news item because they didn't just lie about the results, they lied about taking the physical.
Donald Trump unexpectedly went to the hospital in 2019 and no one knows why. The White House claimed he was taking his physical on different dates, like they were chopping it up. One day, he steps on a scale. The next day, they stick a finger in his ass. No, they don't do it like that. They do it all at once. Have you ever had a physical? If so, then you know the entire unpleasant experience is all at once. And for Donald Trump's doctor, really unpleasant for him.
The subject of Donald Trump's weight, his lying about it, and other people lying about it (how does he get people to do that?), is just one more bonus of dropping Donald Trump. There's a lot of crazy stupid shit we're getting rid of while also having a lot to clean up too.
And yeah, 243 can't be accurate and I know I'll be getting shit about it all day. The cartoon is dated for the first day of the year (in case you're a Republican, that's January 1), so I'll be getting additional shit then on GoComics. I already posted this cartoon on Facebook, and I swear I'm not exaggerating but within a minute, someone gave me shit about the 243. By now, there are about 20 comments about the 243 not being right. It has turned into a guessing game. 285? 340? 400? There should be a national contest for it. If you guess the correct weight, you get the coronavirus vaccine.
Anyway, it doesn't matter how much orange blubber there is, on January 20, it's gone.
Buh-bye, blubber.
“Something is profoundly wrong with the way we live today. For thirty years we have made a virtue out of the pursuit of material self-interest: indeed this very pursuit now constitutes whatever remains of our sense of collective purpose. We know what things cost but have no idea what they are worth. We no longer ask of a judicial ruling or a legislative act: Is it good Is it fair Is it just Is it right Will it help bring about a better society or a better world Those used to be the political questions even if they invited no easy answers. We must learn once again to pose them.
The materialistic and selfish quality of contemporary life is not inherent in the human condition. Much of what appears “natural” today dates from the 1980s: the obsession with wealth creation the cult of privatization and the private sector the growing disparities of rich and poor. And above all the rhetoric that accompanies these: uncritical admiration for unfettered markets disdain for the public sector the delusion of endless growth.
We cannot go on living like this. The little crash of 2008 was a reminder that unregulated capitalism is its own worst enemy: sooner or later it must fall prey to its own excesses and turn again to the state for rescue. But if we do no more than pick up the pieces and carry on as before we can look forward to greater upheavals in years to come.”
― Tony Judt, Ill Fares the Land [2010]
The materialistic and selfish quality of contemporary life is not inherent in the human condition. Much of what appears “natural” today dates from the 1980s: the obsession with wealth creation the cult of privatization and the private sector the growing disparities of rich and poor. And above all the rhetoric that accompanies these: uncritical admiration for unfettered markets disdain for the public sector the delusion of endless growth.
We cannot go on living like this. The little crash of 2008 was a reminder that unregulated capitalism is its own worst enemy: sooner or later it must fall prey to its own excesses and turn again to the state for rescue. But if we do no more than pick up the pieces and carry on as before we can look forward to greater upheavals in years to come.”
― Tony Judt, Ill Fares the Land [2010]
Michael Beschloss, a prominent presidential historian, in an interview with MSNBC this week said that historians will need time to fully assess President Donald Trump's legacy but that he'll never be able to escape the COVID-19 death toll.
"Donald Trump is not going to change the record. He was largely responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans who did not need to die," Beschloss said. "Millions of others who suffered from covid did not need to suffer…This is really Nero's fiddling while Rome burns."
The US has the highest numbers of reported COVID-19 cases and fatalities in the world.
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