Unsolicited Email - AAS

[DavidSlaton2015]

It bums me out to know you'll be gone in a matter of weeks. Trolls like you never last. CBS turns up some shit about you that is beyond forgivable or palatable. Bummer, you are an interesting little man.

I like your bird.

The parrot is great. The toucan is a mean bastard. But then again it takes about a year and a lot of bites to tame a bird.

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

Just want to know if I should feel threatened or not, thats all. So the question remains:

If you figured out who I am would you kill me?

To be honest, if you were sitting right across the table from me I would like to kick your ass. I wouldn't intentionally kill you.

 

[Docd187123]

You, my friend are a moron.

See what I'm talking about?

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

Wow, just wow.


Come on, Dave....you need to lighten up and humor us rather than all this shit talking. I have been rather diplomatic with you but you just keep up with the unwarranted attacks on respected people here. Too bad you burned your bridges here so cut your losses and move on.

You certainly do have a very disturbing dark side as well.

I will not leave voluntarily. If I get banned, oh well.

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

See what I'm talking about?

Ok, I can't speak for your intelligence. But I CAN tell you, I REALLY dislike you. Just an inch from hating you. And mixing 2 grams of hormone with 10 ml of oil does NOT make you a doctor.

 

[Wunderpus]

The parrot is great. The toucan is a mean bastard. But then again it takes about a year and a lot of bites to tame a bird.

I always preferred Apple Jacks to Fruitloops, anyway.

I have heard toucans can kill you with their beaks, yeah? Where is the appeal of owning an animal that clearly doesn't enjoy being domesticated??

 

[Wunderpus]

Ok, I can't speak for your intelligence. But I CAN tell you, I REALLY dislike you. Just an inch from hating you. And mixing 2 grams of hormone with 10 ml of oil does NOT make you a doctor.

He's the love doctor, David.

 

[Docd187123]

Ok, I can't speak for your intelligence. But I CAN tell you, I REALLY dislike you. Just an inch from hating you. And mixing 2 grams of hormone with 10 ml of oil does NOT make you a doctor.

Nobody said if did but you just made my day. Being hated my david slayton is what my life was meant for

 

[insertnamehere]

To be honest, if you were sitting right across the table from me I would like to kick your ass. I wouldn't intentionally kill you.

The threat of physical violence onto me. Now I feel threatened. Uh oh, that might just be your undoing here, David Slaton.

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

I always preferred Apple Jacks to Fruitloops, anyway.

I have heard toucans can kill you with their beaks, yeah? Where is the appeal of owning an animal that clearly doesn't enjoy being domesticated??

Actually I wanted a peregrine falcon. You know, train him, have the little helmet and all. Hunt with him. But they didn't have one. They DID have the toucan in a bag. They had to hide it because they are endangered. I felt bad seeing the little guy in a burlap sack so I took him.

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

The threat of physical violence onto me. Now I feel threatened. Uh oh, that might just be your undoing here, David Slaton.

Isn't it pretty obvious my undoing happened quite a while earlier?

 

[Wunderpus]

Actually I wanted a peregrine falcon. You know, train him, have the little helmet and all. Hunt with him. But they didn't have one. They DID have the toucan in a bag. They had to hide it because they are endangered. I felt bad seeing the little guy in a burlap sack so I took him.

Haha, I would've probably done the same thing. I wouldn't pursue the purchase of a toucan, but, to save him from a terrible life, he'd live with me.

 

[insertnamehere]

Actually I wanted a peregrine falcon. You know, train him, have the little helmet and all. Hunt with him. But they didn't have one. They DID have the toucan in a bag. They had to hide it because they are endangered. I felt bad seeing the little guy in a burlap sack so I took him.

Surprised you didn't try to get the burlap sack as a part of the deal, considering your choice in women.

 

[insertnamehere]

Isn't it pretty obvious my undoing happened quite a while earlier?

Yes for other reasons but making threats of violence is a banable offense.

 

[Docd187123]

Surprised you didn't try to get the burlap sack as a part of the deal, considering your choice in women.

Now that is funny

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

Surprised you didn't try to get the burlap sack as a part of the deal, considering your choice in women.

Actually I DID have to carry the toucan out in a sack.

Just for the record, that was the girl from last night. With the dreads, the tats, and the piercings. Tonight two other girls are coming over.

 

[ironwill1951]

the burlap bag is probably more juicy than that dried up skank, even if it was his mother.

Surprised you didn't try to get the burlap sack as a part of the deal, considering your choice in women.

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

Yes for other reasons but making threats of violence is a banable offense.

I bet it is.

 

[insertnamehere]

Actually I DID have to carry the toucan out in a sack.

Just for the record, that was the girl from last night. With the dreads, the tats, and the piercings. Tonight two other girls are coming over.

Like I've already said - You the fucking MAN, David Slaton! lol

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

Haha, I would've probably done the same thing. I wouldn't pursue the purchase of a toucan, but, to save him from a terrible life, he'd live with me.

I'll tell you, when I saw him the only thing I could think was I HAVE TO GET HIM OUT OF THERE.