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[DavidSlaton2015]

I thought this was kinda funny until you started molesting little girls,,

I like big girls too!

It reminds me of a poem I wrote. Let me clear my throat... aaahhhemmm

I like a fat bitch.
And I like em slim.
I'll take a fat bitch
And stick my dick right in
Her big fat ass
And make her come again.
That's right daddy.
I fucked her friend.

I hope you found that culturally enlightening.

 

[MindlessWork]

How old are you, Dave? Seems even 18 year olds are way too young for you.

 

[ironwill1951]

legally and morally are two different things . moron ...

18 is legal

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

How old are you, Dave? Seems even 18 year olds are way too young for you.

I'm 41. 42 in November. 18 may be too young for a serious relationship, but not too young to take out once in a while and fuck. The other one is 19. The fat one and the slim one were 24? 25? I don't really remember. The one last night was 30. A good variety.

 

[MindlessWork]

legally and morally are two different things . moron ...

Exactly. Now how long he been with these girls? In Mexico, under age girls are often prostitutes, so to me that's so wrong.

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

legally and morally are two different things . moron ...

I'm sure you would turn down a three way with those two girls. It's just wrong. I admire your moral fiber.

 

[CdnGuy]

You would get stomped for that shit where I live you fucking predator. And PC would be where you lived after you caught that case chomo.

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

Exactly. Now how long he been with these girls? In Mexico, under age girls are often prostitutes, so to me that's so wrong.

You guys keep on with that hooker angle. I am not paying the two girls coming tonight. I didn't pay for the girl yesterday. Or the day before that. And tomorrow I won't pay either. I just have to decide which girl I want to fuck. Don't feel bad guys. Not everyone can be a pussy magnet.

Exactly. Now how long he been with these girls? In Mexico, under age girls are often prostitutes, so to me that's so wrong.

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

You would get stomped for that shit where I live you fucking predator. And PC would be where you lived after you caught that case chomo.

By who? YOU? I'm shaking in my boots. What is a chase chomo? I'm not up to speed on gay slang.

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

OK, the girls just showed up. Time to make another dickumentary about life in Mexico. See you all in the morning!

 

[basco]

Kinda looks like Pauly Shore.

I'm sure this board is full of sources and a lot of them are right here in this thread.

Sorry to disappoint you but it was not a guy. But don't worry. I am sure one of your buddies here will let you suck his dick you polesmoker.

 

[bickel29]

That girl from last night claimed to be 30? Huh?! Hell, some of her tattoos themselves appear to be over 40 years old!

Look, I ain't hating on your hookups, I'm really not. I have hit my share of rough looking girls. Every dude hits what he hits, I am not judging. But damn that chick from last night has lived a long, hard, rough 30 years if that is her true age!

 

[ButtcrackBilly]

At this point I'm actually pretty ecstatic at how the "ButtcrackBilly is a douche" thread turned out in comparison to this. Thanks David!

 

[Docd187123]

At this point I'm actually pretty ecstatic at how the "ButtcrackBilly is a douche" thread turned out in comparison to this. Thanks David!

L-M-F-A-O

 

[MindlessWork]

That girl from last night claimed to be 30? Huh?! Hell, some of her tattoos themselves appear to be over 40 years old!

Look, I ain't hating on your hookups, I'm really not. I have hit my share of rough looking girls. Every dude hits what he hits, I am not judging. But damn that chick from last night has lived a long, hard, rough 30 years if that is her true age!

Those rough girls must have given you a real workout, haha

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

Kinda looks like Pauly Shore.

I hate to admit it, but I DO see a resemblance to Pauly Shore. Most of the time I looked at her straight on, but from the side you are right. Anyway, she fucked like a demon.

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

That girl from last night claimed to be 30? Huh?! Hell, some of her tattoos themselves appear to be over 40 years old!

Look, I ain't hating on your hookups, I'm really not. I have hit my share of rough looking girls. Every dude hits what he hits, I am not judging. But damn that chick from last night has lived a long, hard, rough 30 years if that is her true age!

She was 30. And an excellent fuck.

Kinda looks like Pauly Shore.

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

At this point I'm actually pretty ecstatic at how the "ButtcrackBilly is a douche" thread turned out in comparison to this. Thanks David!

Do you have a link to that thread?

 

[DavidSlaton2015]

Those rough girls must have given you a real workout, haha

That "rough girl" did. Last night the two college girls did as well. The video came out pretty good as well.

 

[element00]

Haha this dude is gold. I like how impressed he is with himself and likes to pay transsexuals to have photos taken with him. Such a shame he'll be gone so soon. There's the potential for weeks of fun here