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Nothing pisses me off more than stubbing my toe! I literally threw away a new high chair because the weird ass legs stick out and snag me like some kind of venus fly trap for toes. It felt good to smash it down small enough to fit in the garbage can.:D
 
Nothing pisses me off more than stubbing my toe! I literally threw away a new high chair because the weird ass legs stick out and snag me like some kind of venus fly trap for toes. It felt good to smash it down small enough to fit in the garbage can.:D

You did take the baby out of the chair before you threw it away?
 
What really, really pisses me off, is all these Wide Glide, and Double Wide people trying to get on and off of a Bus. They have to use the Gas Shocks to lower it enough for the Fat Bastards to get on.
Then they want to stand in the middle of the F-ing Isle, like their Thin.
Or worse, they take up 2 seats..............................JP
 
I thought of this thread tonight in the grocery store. Do you know what pisses me off? It's everybody asking me for a fucking donation, cashiers at grocery stores and even gas stations now. "You wanna donate to this? you wanna donate to that?" No you fucking dickhead, its getting hard enough to buy eggs and chicken, no I dont have an extra dollar!!!
 
Def true lol all the store do is use it for there tax write of claiming they donated x amount . Trying to feed a family at 200 a week just doesn't last then I have to go to Sam's or Costco t for me 150 that's 350!!! A week if I don't go over and usually I do about 50$ that almost like having a 2nd mortgage.
 
People driving next to each other on the interstate leaving no room to pass. And worse is the guy that crowds me from behind, even though we're at least 10 cars back with no hope of ever getting past.

Oh dude that shit pisses me off too, and mother fuckers trying to cut you off, they are fucking stupid... One of these days I am going to pit maneuver one of these mother fuckers instead of slamming on my breaks risking my ass getting slammed from behind... I don't do well in city traffic, that's why I live so far away from the cluster fuck, but I have to work out there so I have no choice, at least it's limited...
 
I watch the news and almost every morning, some No Driving MFer, flips their SUV over on a straight piece of Highway.
How the Fuck do you flip over on a straight road, I hate driving next to an SUV with a Woman at the Wheel, and she changes Lanes without Looking.
It's like Woopy, Here I Come..................................JP
 
Oh dude that shit pisses me off too, and mother fuckers trying to cut you off, they are fucking stupid... One of these days I am going to pit maneuver one of these mother fuckers instead of slamming on my breaks risking my ass getting slammed from behind... I don't do well in city traffic, that's why I live so far away from the cluster fuck, but I have to work out there so I have no choice, at least it's limited...

I'm with Smiles - I live in boondocks Oregon too but have to travel to the city via I-5 (the Indy 500 of the PacNW) and heres these slow SOB"s clogging up the left lane freeway talking on their cellphones looking stupid . I've seen em texting , putting on make-up , eating their full mealdeals with both hands , spanking their maggot offspring , all at 70MPH . I suggest a paint gun attack!!
 
I'm with Smiles - I live in boondocks Oregon too but have to travel to the city via I-5 (the Indy 500 of the PacNW) and heres these slow SOB"s clogging up the left lane freeway talking on their cellphones looking stupid . I've seen em texting , putting on make-up , eating their full mealdeals with both hands , spanking their maggot offspring , all at 70MPH . I suggest a paint gun attack!!

No doubt that freeway is crazy!! I have seen some stupid shit on there, also 405, i84 too, even the fucking dirty 30 has nut jobs... One time I saw this chick with her leg hiked up on the dash playing with her self going 60 plus, I couldn't help my self but smile and make jesters back and forth to her till we hit town, than the fun stopped... lol that is the one and only time I will except and condone crazy shit while driving... :) I don't know who that gal was, but she is alright in my book... ;)
 
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