What Pisses me off Page

Hahaha thanks azazul you pretty much beat me to it. Most things piss me off but in the spirit of promising my wife that I will try and not be such an angry fuck then I will decline listing them here. Would probably need my own thread anyways :)
 
Motherfuckers who insist on going out to the same bars I go to on the weekend who are fucking sick with a cold or the flu and get me fucking sick, STAY HOME MOTHERFUCKER!

Bitches at the bar or club who are old and fat and have cigarette breath who probably used to be hot but still think their hot trying to hit on me by grabbing all up on my biceps and shit, talking bout "oh your so lucky that I have a boyfriend or I would be all over you"
NO YOU WOULDN'T!
GET THE FUCK OFF ME FAT OLD DRIED UP BITCH BEFORE I KNOCK YOUR LAST TOOTH OUT
 
Motherfuckers who insist on going out to the same bars I go to on the weekend who are fucking sick with a cold or the flu and get me fucking sick, STAY HOME MOTHERFUCKER!

Bitches at the bar or club who are old and fat and have cigarette breath who probably used to be hot but still think their hot trying to hit on me by grabbing all up on my biceps and shit, talking bout "oh your so lucky that I have a boyfriend or I would be all over you"
NO YOU WOULDN'T!
GET THE FUCK OFF ME FAT OLD DRIED UP BITCH BEFORE I KNOCK YOUR LAST TOOTH OUT

I can't stand bad breath and bad hygiene, it's not just the old bitches @ the bar, its some of the younger too unfortunately. That's the sad point, and make no mistake, I Love me a blonde-hair,blue eyed slut, but dammit, keep some hygiene!!! Smh @ ["no-swagg sluts"] these days.
 
What pisses me off is going to the fridge and the fucking milk bag is empty and there 6 refills ...then then you wait it out strat·e·gize A little bit try and hold out for as long as you can then you say to yourself i taught them a lesson so you fill it ,and come back 45 mins later and its fucking empty .god dam i lose it lmao shake the fridge cause you know somehow its the fridges fault ..yep yep good times good times milk2.jpg
there it is the root of all fucking evil
 
When you said milk bags I was thinking tits, guess I am still 12 yrs old at heart.
BTW what the hell is a milk bag? Don't have them around here.

What pisses me off is going to the fridge and the fucking milk bag is empty and there 6 refills ...then then you wait it out strat·e·gize A little bit try and hold out for as long as you can then you say to yourself i taught them a lesson so you fill it ,and come back 45 mins later and its fucking empty .god dam i lose it lmao shake the fridge cause you know somehow its the fridges fault ..yep yep good times good times View attachment 13321
there it is the root of all fucking evil
 
People who say "I can't lose weight" while eating a donut.

My sister texts me all the time, about these retards, in her office.

How about "it's no problem I eat 15,000cal during
The day, as long as I don't eat past 8pm" :D
 
what pisses me off is young nerd harry potter looking group of dudes coming in a midnight when I work out to fucking play around on the weights they play on all the machines dont know what body part there working out. then leave weights every where!!!!!!! I pick up the weight after my work out cause I know the owner. pisses me off. :mad:
 
What pisses me off is going to the fridge and the fucking milk bag is empty and there 6 refills ...then then you wait it out strat·e·gize A little bit try and hold out for as long as you can then you say to yourself i taught them a lesson so you fill it ,and come back 45 mins later and its fucking empty .god dam i lose it lmao shake the fridge cause you know somehow its the fridges fault ..yep yep good times good times View attachment 13321
there it is the root of all fucking evil

lol.. hey! What the fuck is a milk bag!
Canadian thing or what eh?
 
When someone wakes me up by asking me if I’m asleep. Actually, only my GF does that. She just did that. Now I’m awake, and pissed off.
 
Yes, please tell us, WTF, is a milk bag. I thought I saw every possible container for milk. My old ass must have been asleep for this one.
Is it a Canadian or Overseas thing. In U.S. I've seen, Glass, Plastic, Cardboard with foil lining, Cardboard with Wax lining.
No milk bag, although I must admit, I was thinking about a Large Breast (infantile, yes I know), I guess I'm just young at heart.........................JP
P.S.
I'm with you BIGMESC, def Breasts !
 
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really no milk bags lol wtf ...must be a Canadian thing you can get cartons, jugs ,or bags in Canada. You learn something new everyday was not aware of that
 
LMao -they take 4 litres of milk and divide it into 4 plastic bags it took over most of Canada instead of glass bottles i guess Canada thought it saves on plastic cause it use`s less plastic then a jug i guess (fucked part is we sell jugs also ) .No wonder everyone thinks we are fucked up here ..Tell me your not fucking with me you really never heard of milk bags.. Its a fucking conspiracy i swear to god cause now i am wondering why we have milk bags ..
 
LMao -they take 4 litres of milk and divide it into 4 plastic bags it took over most of Canada instead of glass bottles i guess Canada thought it saves on plastic cause it use`s less plastic then a jug i guess (fucked part is we sell jugs also ) .No wonder everyone thinks we are fucked up here ..Tell me your not fucking with me you really never heard of milk bags.. Its a fucking conspiracy i swear to god cause now i am wondering why we have milk bags ..
Honestly, I never heard of it. I use to go to Canada, every few years, when I was a kid (family in Toronto, and North Bay).
Haven't been up there since 1973, they didn't have it then.
I do remember everything in Liter's. Gas, Wine, and Milk.
U.S. was supposed to make the transition back then, never did, thank God.
I could never get used to it.
I'm in Construction. 1 meter = 39.37". I wouldn't be able to build a Dog House................JP
P.S.
WTF do you do with the .37" !!!
 
Honestly, I never heard of it. I use to go to Canada, every few years, when I was a kid (family in Toronto, and North Bay).
Haven't been up there since 1973, they didn't have it then.
I do remember everything in Liter's. Gas, Wine, and Milk.
U.S. was supposed to make the transition back then, never did, thank God.
I could never get used to it.
I'm in Construction. 1 meter = 39.37". I wouldn't be able to build a Dog House................JP
P.S.
WTF do you do with the .37" !!!

Haha yep no milk bags near me either. The whole metric thing though works a treat. 1 metre = 100 centimetres = 1000 millimetres... Makes it easier for us simple people that can't work out where to put that the .37" :)
 
LMao -they take 4 litres of milk and divide it into 4 plastic bags it took over most of Canada instead of glass bottles i guess Canada thought it saves on plastic cause it use`s less plastic then a jug i guess (fucked part is we sell jugs also ) .No wonder everyone thinks we are fucked up here ..Tell me your not fucking with me you really never heard of milk bags.. Its a fucking conspiracy i swear to god cause now i am wondering why we have milk bags ..

lmfao for real, nope.
No milk bags around here.
Except for when the wife gets preg.
 
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