What Pisses me off Page

customer service at walmart, theres usually only 1 perosn working there and 86 people in line for whatever reason and you have this stupid jerkoff with a cart full of shit you know he shoplifted because hes at the counter getting loud because the worker is not willing to take the shit back without a receipt and you stand and stand and stand until you just cant take it anymore :mad::mad::mad:
 
Old drunk fuckers that mentally are stuck in the 70 who still talk shit cause they think their hard. And even of you've smack them around just a few months a go they forgot about that cause their drunks.
 
Monkeys. Specifically chimps. I fuckin hate chimpanzees , and I hate the cold , and I hate those goddamn Manning brothers. Smoosh faced fucks.....

Also I used to live in redneck, bum-fucked Virginia , seriously k-5th grade was all of a 125 kids IF that, and they would serve us milk bags . No joke , white , chocolate, skim , see through plastic bags with those sharp yellow straws like juice boxes come with. Never thought about that being weird till now. Damn Meso just stirred up some memories for me ........
 
Monkeys. Specifically chimps. I fuckin hate chimpanzees , and I hate the cold , and I hate those goddamn Manning brothers. Smoosh faced fucks.....

Also I used to live in redneck, bum-fucked Virginia , seriously k-5th grade was all of a 125 kids IF that, and they would serve us milk bags . No joke , white , chocolate, skim , see through plastic bags with those sharp yellow straws like juice boxes come with. Never thought about that being weird till now. Damn Meso just stirred up some memories for me ........
Wow!!! Monkey's? I like monkey's they throw poop! [:o)]
 
I'll tell you what pisses me off, bitches who stick their fucking nose where it doesn't belong.

I'll set the scene. Last night I was talking to some adorable Asian chick. The bars start closing so she invites me back to her place.

As we're walking back I start mentally drafting a step-by-step game plan for all the nasty shit I'm going to do to this chick and even get a mild chubby just thinking about it. I'm ready to get my fuck on and there aren't any two ways about it.

Then out of no where one of her fucking friends shows up, whispers some bullshit into her ear, and takes her away. I spent the latter part of my Friday night waxing my carrot to random videos on xhamster. Absolutely ridiculous.

If I get cock blocked one more time by some chick's friends I'm going to go postal. I'm not even joking.
 
I'll tell you what pisses me off, bitches who stick their fucking nose where it doesn't belong.

I'll set the scene. Last night I was talking to some adorable Asian chick. The bars start closing so she invites me back to her place.

As we're walking back I start mentally drafting a step-by-step game plan for all the nasty shit I'm going to do to this chick and even get a mild chubby just thinking about it. I'm ready to get my fuck on and there aren't any two ways about it.

Then out of no where one of her fucking friends shows up, whispers some bullshit into her ear, and takes her away. I spent the latter part of my Friday night waxing my carrot to random videos on xhamster. Absolutely ridiculous.

If I get cock blocked one more time by some chick's friends I'm going to go postal. I'm not even joking.

That's the female MO. If she didn't get picked up, but her friend did, the broad that will potentially go home alone has to ruin it for everyone. I am so glad I am done with the bar/club scene.
 
People who think I'm all negative and cynical and shit because they choose to go through life with their head up their fucking ass. Then because they got those rose fucking colored glasses on they feel the need to express their concern for my well being... Eat shit
 
People who think I'm all negative and cynical and shit because they choose to go through life with their head up their fucking ass. Then because they got those rose fucking colored glasses on they feel the need to express their concern for my well being... Eat shit

AMEN!!!!!


-Myth-
 
When people leave dishes in the sink. And don't wash them, for days.


I just... I can't. I'm going to strangle someone.
 
When I eat all my daughters GoGurts and then she proceeds to yell at me!!!! No lie, I can eat 6 of these bad boys in about 3 minutes.....


-Myth-
 
Haha..I eat my kids fruit snacks. They yell at me too.
There wasn't enough fruit snacks in the baggie back then and there sure as hell aint enough in there today. I used to eat them 1 at a time. Now I just tear the the package open and down them like a shot.:D
 
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