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I take my 3 kids to Dunkin Donuts. and we're at the drive thru and they say how can we help you? I say I want three chocolate frosted donuts. they say we don't have any. Okay I'll take vanilla frosted. They don't say I'm sorry sir we don't have any donuts. Are you kidding me. Just close then. Now I got 3 upset kids

Im with you here. I eat out a lot and Im always at restraunts getting told they dont have certain items. Itll get to the point when I ask what DO you have?

And Dunkin Donuts without donuts is just bad coffee
 
Its the samething as fat guys that sell diet pills at gnc

What pisses me off is girls that try to tell me to not get too big because I'll end up looking disgusting. Or why i diet and i should enjoy life (i actually had an older guy at work one day lose his shit on me about this... Literally out of nowhere).
Let me fucking eat what i want and dont tell me what to do. Maybe i enjoy eating 3lbs of chicken everyday you fucks! Maybe i love oatmeal more than pizza. Fuck off
 
Its the samething as fat guys that sell diet pills at gnc

What pisses me off is girls that try to tell me to not get too big because I'll end up looking disgusting. Or why i diet and i should enjoy life (i actually had an older guy at work one day lose his shit on me about this... Literally out of nowhere).
Let me fucking eat what i want and dont tell me what to do. Maybe i enjoy eating 3lbs of chicken everyday you fucks! Maybe i love oatmeal more than pizza. Fuck off

Nothing tastes as good as being thick, solid, tight feels iirc
 
3 cop cars and 5 officers lights flashing on the side of the road. No accident , no suspects in the back of their cars. Just making traffic a fucking problem!!!! So I proceeded to wind down my window and suggested kindly " hey officers the Tim Hortons is 2 blocks away maybe go chat there" ? :eek:
 
Hahaha.

Down here, you'd be getting your car tossed and spreading your legs right now. You lucky, non police state having fuckers.

Really though, it's getting ridiculous with what they think they can get away with. I swear I'm going to snap on the next one who calls me "boy", or "son". Fucks sake, I don't care if we're in the South. I'm a 30 year old, clean cut, professional white dude. I'm not your fucking boy. . .

I couldn't imagine being a different ethnicity trying to live down here. That good old boy shit irks me something fierce as is.
 
Coming home from a long hard day a work and finding water bubbling out the front yard and running down the street? Then realizing it is my responsibily to repair because the break is past the shutoff . I'm sure that will be a few thousand. Not that pisses me off.
 
Coming home from a long hard day a work and finding water bubbling out the front yard and running down the street? Then realizing it is my responsibily to repair because the break is past the shutoff . I'm sure that will be a few thousand. Not that pisses me off.
Definitely an "oh shit" moment
 
all the new members at my gym show up at the same damn time. small parking lot, so you cant find a spot and have to use 4 wheel drive to back into the fucking snow on the side of the highway to park. truck leaning on at a 33 degree angle so you just swing door open and just fall out. camt wait until they all quit. so many fat people. well at least they are trying but jesus stop coming in herds.
 
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