What Pisses me off Page

Classic stuff right there. Friend zoned guys are hilarious!!

MEN, please stop gaping and eye fucking a chick as she walks by. Don't acknowledge them and their brains will short circuit. They will question if somethings wrong with them and THEY will be the ones to come up to you.
Spoken like a true legend
 
The rich piana mini me at my gym pisses me off. Tattoos like rich... Wears his clothing brand... Haircut like him... Can tell he is a tool just to look at him for five seconds and I shit you not - he's got a big 5% tattood on his calf. Looks like there might just be some light synthol action going on with him too... Something dont look right.
 
Credit card fraud... takes forever to setup a new number. The fucker wasn't even smart enough to hide the charges. Put $2.5K on the card in 2 days all from the same online store.
 
I have a tattoo on my arm of where Im from. What pisses me off is when dudes constantly stop me to tell me theyre from near there (even when its not really near). Then they always just stare at me, waiting for me to say something.

I dont know whats supposed to happen. Should I give them a capri sun and a cookie? Are we supposed to exchange numbers and get bff necklaces?
 
When your buddies with poverty status lifts tell you about that sick new supplement you have to try from GNC. Because it's "basically like steroids but not". And you're too nice to say something like "I see you in the gym twice a week if that, your lifts suck, physique average at best, and I don't need your shitty advice or your shitty supps" so you just sit there while it happens to you..
 
Personal trainer working with a new client. On the flat bench showing off, benching 275, he brings the bar down....but wait, it's a good 6-8 inches from coming all the way down to his pecs. You can guess what his skinny ass client did when he was up. 50 bucks down the drain for that session!
 
It pisses me off when I am chomping on food and I bite my lip. its always my lower lip. What pisses me off even more is when I bite on that exact same spot the next day even when I am consciously aware to be careful so I don't fucking bite my lip. Grrrrrrrr.
 
Personal trainer working with a new client. On the flat bench showing off, benching 275, he brings the bar down....but wait, it's a good 6-8 inches from coming all the way down to his pecs. You can guess what his skinny ass client did when he was up. 50 bucks down the drain for that session!

Lol I hate seeing idiots doing 1/4 reps!! They always say something stupid like, "I don't want my muscles to relax." What?? GTFO!!
 
When you forget to let the sink drip so the pipes don't freeze because it is zero degrees out side. I should not have to because my house is only 8yrs old. So I guess cheap as contractors also piss me off
 
Cold weather pisses me off. The older I get the more I hate it and the colder it gets the more pissed off I get. The wife and I already decided. When the kids are all out of the house were selling it all and moving to...I don't know yet but somewhere warm.
I hear you and agree 100%. Getting tired of the cold winters up here in the Northeast so thinking of moving West at some point.
 
I don't know if this is really a pet peeve or more of something that really destroys my pride and well being as a man. Caution - graphic.

When I sit down for a nice poop and I gotta push so hard thinking I'm about to drop a Hiroshima sized turd. I'm talking a mean shit, I can hear it screaming "fuck you" in rebellion as it claws it's way through my colon. But when it finally comes out its this measly Itty bitty thing. Oh but there's more, the torment doesn't end there. It's like it knows it needs to violate you more, so this small pebble of poop causes a massive splash of water that was aimed straight for your anus and scores a direct hit.

I hate it when the poop water splashes my.butthole. the amount of anger, confusion, violation, and torment I feel from it is unexplainable.
 
The only time I shit pebbles was when I was on dope. Yes it felt like I gave birth to a baby out my ass but it was only a couple of pebbles. I don't have that problem now. The only thing now that pisses me off when shitting is when my dick hits the water.
 
After I have my morning shit. I am 5 pounds lighter...always smooth coming out. Try some psylium husk...works like a charm.
 
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