What Pisses me off Page

[biglumber69]

When women look good from behind, then you say something, they turn around, and their face looks like it was made in a waffle iron.
If your face is jacked up, have a jacked up body too!

Do like the song says. " Face down ass up". Or just brown bag it

 

[Milk Man]

Constantly late people piss me off. Be courtious of other peoples time, if you say 30 minutes make it there in 30 fucking minutes.

 

[CdnGuy]

When women look good from behind, then you say something, they turn around, and their face looks like it was made in a waffle iron.
If your face is jacked up, have a jacked up body too!

You've never hit a "butterface" bro? Lol

 

[RodgerThat]

This ones for you @gr8whitetrukker as I know you ain't a fan of mechanics. I needed to get my rotors machined (I do all my own work that's outside of warranty but don't have the material to do rotors) anyways I took it to my dealership just so all receipts are from them for when I sell it and you know what they say. That rotors can't be machined.... I looked the guy behind the counter in the eye with this weird look waited a couple seconds to call him out but then I got clever.
Me: OMG I didn't realize I had ceramic rotors! That's awesome and even better ceramic would be a warranty issue if it's warped so thank you for going ahead and replacing that!
Toyota: no they aren't ceramic they are metal
Me: Oh okay so it's that kind of metal that can't be tooled or shaved? So what are we talking diamond infused tongue stone steel?
Toyota: no they just can't get machined you'll need to replace them
Me: can I see my keys? Thanks go fuck yourself.
Took Midas 30mind and 80bucks to machine them.

Weird eh?

 

[jaymaximus]

Law and Order SVU: No matter how hard I try, if I see it on TV I have to watch it.

 

[CdnGuy]

 

[OdieM]

Getting diesel all over you when you change a fuel filter. It's been 4 hours and my balls are still burning. Also I hate the smell of it.

 

[Melly Mel from hell]

Getting diesel all over you when you change a fuel filter. It's been 4 hours and my balls are still burning. Also I hate the smell of it.

I hate the smell of burning balls too...Kinda smells like diesel fuel.

 

[Milk Man]

Getting diesel all over you when you change a fuel filter. It's been 4 hours and my balls are still burning. Also I hate the smell of it.

You can smell that shit the rest of the day homie. Wash your hands all you want ..

 

[RodgerThat]

For all the Canadian guys out there I'm sure this pisses you off too, I hate going through tummies drive thru and feeling like I've been chucked thru I get that they're busy as fuck in the morning but cmon. A large coffee double double isn't the same as a large steep tea double double and now I'm sitting in traffic needing to take a coffee induced shit, when I ask for a toasted bagel I don't want it to have a black ring of toastiness around the edges and be soft in the middle because your rocket toaster throws it through so fast that it can't toast through but just char. And for fucking heavens sake I get 1 donut every week you better have a fucking Apple fritter and do not tell me you are out at 6am! 1 apple fritter that's all I'm asking for nothing more I'm not asking for a dozen or even a half dozen I just want one
@CdnGuy @Prairie Boy @Dimentio @Groundfighter @canadian mutant
I'm assuming you boys can understand this especially if you are on the west coast, east coast timmies is like heaven compared to west cast timmies

 

[Dimentio]

For all the Canadian guys out there I'm sure this pisses you off too, I hate going through tummies drive thru and feeling like I've been chucked thru I get that they're busy as fuck in the morning but cmon. A large coffee double double isn't the same as a large steep tea double double and now I'm sitting in traffic needing to take a coffee induced shit, when I ask for a toasted bagel I don't want it to have a black ring of toastiness around the edges and be soft in the middle because your rocket toaster throws it through so fast that it can't toast through but just char. And for fucking heavens sake I get 1 donut every week you better have a fucking Apple fritter and do not tell me you are out at 6am! 1 apple fritter that's all I'm asking for nothing more I'm not asking for a dozen or even a half dozen I just want one
@CdnGuy @Prairie Boy @Dimentio @Groundfighter @canadian mutant
I'm assuming you boys can understand this especially if you are on the west coast, east coast timmies is like heaven compared to west cast timmies

It's so true lol. I actually don't enjoy timmies since their bean change though so I hit McDonalds for coffee now, I'm pretty sure a few years back timmies refused to renew their old bean contract and then McDonalds jumped on it.

 

[canadian mutant]

For all the Canadian guys out there I'm sure this pisses you off too, I hate going through tummies drive thru and feeling like I've been chucked thru I get that they're busy as fuck in the morning but cmon. A large coffee double double isn't the same as a large steep tea double double and now I'm sitting in traffic needing to take a coffee induced shit, when I ask for a toasted bagel I don't want it to have a black ring of toastiness around the edges and be soft in the middle because your rocket toaster throws it through so fast that it can't toast through but just char. And for fucking heavens sake I get 1 donut every week you better have a fucking Apple fritter and do not tell me you are out at 6am! 1 apple fritter that's all I'm asking for nothing more I'm not asking for a dozen or even a half dozen I just want one
@CdnGuy @Prairie Boy @Dimentio @Groundfighter @canadian mutant
I'm assuming you boys can understand this especially if you are on the west coast, east coast timmies is like heaven compared to west cast timmies

And the massive glob of cream cheese they always put in the hole of the damn bagel!

 

[Groundfighter]

Drive thru should be for small quick orders, I fucking hate it when people order their dinner and slow every thing down. I'm not talking about fast food drive thru, timmies drive thru is for a quick coffee and donut !!

 

[RodgerThat]

Drive thru should be for small quick orders, I fucking hate it when people order their dinner and slow every thing down. I'm not talking about fast food drive thru, timmies drive thru is for a quick coffee and donut !!

Yes and if you are one of those weirdos that needs to have 6 special things on your order like no tomatoes extra cheese light butter double toasted yada yada yada then go in and do it don't hold up 5minutes on the intercom cause they don't understand you

 

[OdieM]

It pisses me off when pop tart eatting foreigners get together and talk about bagels with cheese. Lol Nah I get it. I'm in a big city and it takes forever to do anything around here. People in general just really piss me off

 

[Melly Mel from hell]

It pisses me off when pop tart eatting foreigners get together and talk about bagels with cheese. Lol Nah I get it. I'm in a big city and it takes forever to do anything around here. People in general just really piss me off

I don't hate people...I just tend to feel better when they're not around.

 

[Dimentio]

I don't hate people...I just tend to feel better when they're not around.

Nailed it! haha

 

[Skull]

Had to get that first part out as I was nearly hit again today and by a margin of inches at 80mph I managed to survive and the rest was just ready to burst once I started going Its a rest day so ya know had to get things out some way lol

Was going up the cut yesterday in the far right lane rippin. A car drifted into my lane. 2 girls taking selfies while she drove!!!!!!! Let's just say I ruined their moment after that

Damn cell phones an driving will be the next biggest reason for fatal traffic crashes. I bet its going to surpass alcohol soon that tue rate its fucking going, if it hasnt already. I think they need to install some kinf of device on all vehicles that will not allow cell phones to work while in or operating a motor vehicle. If its that important then pull the fuck over an put your hazards on atleast. Its already ridiculous an only going to get worse. I have a fiancé an kids that have to share the road with these dipshits that have no care for their own lives let alone my familys. We have already almost been slammed into a bunch of times cuz of this bs. An not to mention how many times we've been going down the road behind someone watching them swerve side to side over the center line an back over the other line all half off in the fuckin ditches an still looking at their stupid ass phones. Makes me wana jus keep my family home an off the road now days smh. I feel yalls pain an im glad you guys have evaded being hit. Please be safe out their an on your toes at all times brothas!!!!!!

 

[Skull]

Skinny guys wearing stringers who walk around with invisible lats syndrome while carrying their gallon of water and mutant gym bag. Something about it just irritates me every time I seen them, I'm sure you've all seen them before.

What you talkin bou man??? I am one of those guys!!! Can't you see my lack of size in my avi??? Come on at me bro!!!!....Bahaha jk jk

 

[CdnGuy]

Damn cell phones an driving will be the next biggest reason for fatal traffic crashes. I bet its going to surpass alcohol soon that tue rate its fucking going, if it hasnt already. I think they need to install some kinf of device on all vehicles that will not allow cell phones to work while in or operating a motor vehicle. If its that important then pull the fuck over an put your hazards on atleast. Its already ridiculous an only going to get worse. I have a fiancé an kids that have to share the road with these dipshits that have no care for their own lives let alone my familys. We have already almost been slammed into a bunch of times cuz of this bs. An not to mention how many times we've been going down the road behind someone watching them swerve side to side over the center line an back over the other line all half off in the fuckin ditches an still looking at their stupid ass phones. Makes me wana jus keep my family home an off the road now days smh. I feel yalls pain an im glad you guys have evaded being hit. Please be safe out their an on your toes at all times brothas!!!!!!

Our province has got really tough on Dui's. Last yr 62 deaths on the road were contributed to cell phone use. So it's definitely catching up quick to alcohol fatalities. They just raised the fine to over $600 for using a cellphone while driving (if not hands free)