Texting and driving, thanks for showing you don't give a fuck who you are sharing the road with. I ride a motorcycle a lot and you might get away with texting and driving and see a car in your peripherals but you won't see my jet black bike unless you actually pay attention and I'm sick and tired of playing fucking frogger just to ride my bike on the road. On that note I'm glad for every person who gets a distracted driving ticket he cops in my area are great at getting people just the fine isn't nearly large enough. I think it should be considered wreckless endangerment, this is coming from someone in the technology generation who is reliant on txting to make plans because my generation is social inept to Hong. Someone's house and knocking on their door... Which leads me to my next one.
People that text me that their here, fucking great it's called a front door come and knock my dog won't bite, texting me that your here is this day and ages equivalent to the douche that wild honk his horn and say hurry up toots for a date.
People who dive in a contact sport or any sport for that matter, I get it in soccer your a pussy but fuck your want to play hockey or lacrosse or rugby and pull that soccer player roll around shit after I hit you to draw a penalty let me make it clear next time I fucking rank you, you won't be to dive because you'll be taking a concrete nap.
The tough guy shit, also because of sports but I'm no a fighter. That being said don't chirp your beak unless you're ready to go toe to toe. I'm not going o say a single word or even give you the time of day but if you start talking M shit and shaking your gloves off I'm dropping the gloves and pulling off my helmet and we'll settle it like men and you better be a big enough man to shake hands when it's done.
Don't be the douche buying girls that extra drink to get them drunk enough to sleep with your pathetic ass if they won't do it sober respect that and kindly fuck off.
And finally an illustration to depict my final one
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cause if you do I ain't that nice teddy bear anymore that I'm known to be.