Who eats ass?

[T-Bagger]

When I was a kid, like 10ish, there was this ab crunch machine at the Y that made me jizz when I got the perfect amount of pressure on my abs. I’d cum strictly from the exercise, no contact with my wiener.

When I was a kid, doing certain exertions would make me have that feeling down there, like pull-ups on the monkey bars and other things. I think it had to do with the abs as well. Interesting.

 

[The Terminator]

When I was a kid, doing certain exertions would make me have that feeling down there, like pull-ups on the monkey bars and other things. I think it had to do with the abs as well. Interesting.

I was young enough that I had no clue what that white sticky substance in my underwear was, I just knew I liked it and used it until they changed the machines. Don’t remember if I felt anything from monkey bars, but I’m guessing the muscles that control ejaculation where being activated.

 

[T-Bagger]

I was young enough that I had no clue what that white sticky substance in my underwear was, I just knew I liked it and used it until they changed the machines. Don’t remember if I felt anything from monkey bars, but I’m guessing the muscles that control ejaculation where being activated.

LMAO, now we understand where your gym addiction comes from.

 

[The Terminator]

LMAO, now we understand where your gym addiction comes from.

lol you’ve figured me out T-b

 

[Logan44551]

Trenbolone...

Best answer yet! I've done it with the wife. It's funny she was all against any kind of ass play until we tried it once. Now she's more into it than I am. I'll tell you what though her pussy gets wet as fuck anytime I play with her butthole.

 

[Eman]

Best answer yet! I've done it with the wife. It's funny she was all against any kind of ass play until we tried it once. Now she's more into it than I am. I'll tell you what though her pussy gets wet as fuck anytime I play with her butthole.

My girl isn't into it, lol. But I'm fairly certain I went for it during my first tren cycle... She appreciated the gesture but said it didn't do anything for her. Weirdo...

 

[johntt44]

My girl isn't into it, lol. But I'm fairly certain I went for it during my first tren cycle... She appreciated the gesture but said it didn't do anything for her. Weirdo...

My wife likes it but with a lot of buildup. I can tell when she wants it, she gets on her hands and knees on the edge of the bed. Damn, now I'm horny at work

 

[Eman]

Damn, now I'm horny at work

I didn't know I had that kind of effect on you.

 

[johntt44]

I didn't know I had that kind of effect on you.

 

[TX_Hempknight]

Fresh out of the shower, Fuck yeah. After walking the mall all day, Hell no.

 

[hurricane]

How many of you crazy fuckers eat ass? Just curious why? FYI I don’t and never have.

That's a hard pass for me also brother. Ain't using my tongue as toilet paper. Lol

 

[T-Bagger]

Look what I just found: Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Finally Been Caught | 97.1 the Eagle

 

[Urgentfury12]

Look what I just found: Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Finally Been Caught | 97.1 the Eagle

The question is why did you just find that ?

 

[T-Bagger]

The question is why did you just find that ?

Believe it or not, I hopped on lamebook and someone posted the article.

 

[CensoredBoardsSuck]

I just threw up in my mouth a little. That's what happens when you frequent the Jersey Shore for too long I guess?

As bad as manwhore was, @Burrr drilled down until he hit bedrock. That would have ended it cold for most people but not Burrr. No sir. It didn't phase him a bit. He just kept going.

There are a few sexual deviants on meso.

Confession Box

 

[CensoredBoardsSuck]

You can ejaculate from prostate massage without having an orgasm, its not that commun tho

Sworder once asked how semen got in his rectum. I think it was his way of coming out.

 

[ickyrica]

As bad as manwhore was, @Burrr drilled down until he hit bedrock. That would have ended it cold for most people but not Burrr. No sir. It didn't phase him a bit. He just kept going.

There are a few sexual deviants on meso.

Confession Box

oh good lord, you said bedrock haha . Shall be called 'flintstoning'

 

[hurricane]

Sworder once asked how semen got in his rectum. I think it was his way of coming out.

I remember that. LOL.

 

[Mighty-mouse]

I had this one Slut eat my ass. And fuck it felt good. Then she stroked the meat while doing it I almost blew immediately

 

[Sk8man101]