Holy fuck!!

[MisterSuperGod]

Laughing till I can't stop coughing.

You have absolutely no filter at times sir.

Like that about you.

Pretty much how i am in person. Sometimes my mouth starts going and my brain is like "WTF! Stop. You haven't cleared this with me first!"

 

[legendary]

Actually come to think of it musclehead 320 is still active on the gram from his prison cell. Claims he stores the phone in his room mates butt though.

Lol

 

[mdhx3]

I've had the displeasure of removing cell phones from inmate rectums....That is NOT what they sent me to school for.
One of them reached in and pulled it out himself; and I can't unsee that episode. None of them were iphones though; but totally plausible.

The absolute worst thing was a toothbrush that was sharpened to a needle point, I guess for a shank. It got a little too far and turned. Damn that took forever to get out and I almost said screw it and sent him to the OR.

Weird ass thought processes there.

 

[Oldschool]

I've had the displeasure of removing cell phones from inmate rectums....That is NOT what they sent me to school for.
One of them reached in and pulled it out himself; and I can't unsee that episode. None of them were iphones though; but totally plausible.

The absolute worst thing was a toothbrush that was sharpened to a needle point, I guess for a shank. It got a little too far and turned. Damn that took forever to get out and I almost said screw it and sent him to the OR.

Weird ass thought processes there.

Guarantee you dont get paid enough

 

[legendary]

Guarantee you dont get paid enough

I'll take that bet also lol. Even just to see it he prob doesn't. That sucks.

 

[Oldschool]

I'll take that bet also lol. Even just to see it he prob doesn't. That sucks.

Have a few friends that are officers in Texas Department of Corrections. The fucking stories they have to tell will literally shock you. ABSOLUTELY INSANE. They dont get paid shit. They told me if you are going to go to jail in Texas make sure you fuck up enough to go to a federal prison. Lol

 

[x11]

Bunch of guys fronting on this thread tryna act like they don't take all manner of objects up their own ass every night for entertainment purposes.

 

[mdhx3]

Guarantee you dont get paid enough

Nope, nowhere near enough.

I’ll say this though, the inmates at least do it to serve a particular end; like smuggling.

Regular free world people do 10x the weird shit, only there is no reason behind it.
For instance: a full jar of Smuckers strawberry preserves....or a whole GIANT sweet potato.....or a sparkling ice drink bottle

Every month at least I have a WTF moment.
Footlong vibrating dildos are just normal stuff now.
The sad thing is that I live in a small town in the country. I saw one of my patients at church.
Freakin’ awkward.