2020 presidential primaries

Discussion in 'Political Discourse' started by flenser, Feb 24, 2019.

  1. flenser

    flenser Member AnabolicLab.com Supporter

    Not sure how you got "made up/satire" from the quote you posted.

    Just because you don't like their style of writing doesn't make it false. I like to quote them exactly because most people find them offensive. It's not like you can't verify exactly what was claimed from a dozen other publications, including the bill they were extracted from which I provided in a link.
  2. T-Bagger

    T-Bagger Member

    Their line exactly as written: Toniest, stoniest and phoniest headlines.
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  3. master.on

    master.on Member

    2020 lineup:

    Donald Trump: Make America Great Again

    comrade Bernie Sanders: Make America Venezuela-Like
  4. Swiper

    Swiper Member

    “For Latinos, 'Beto' O'Rourke is just another privileged white guy trying to manipulate them”

    “unlike the media, which is run by white liberals who are fascinated by other white liberals — refuse to go loco for Beto.”

    “They’re concerned that Robert Francis O’Rourke, who this week joined an already-crowded field of 2020 Democratic presidential hopefuls, is trying to put one over on Latinos by tricking them into thinking he’s one of them. Or, at the very least, they think that his strategy, or that of his handlers, is to come across to Latinos as a simpatico who connects with them the way that Bill Clinton — who writer Toni Morrison mischievously dubbed “our first black president” — connected with African-Americans. At least until Barack Obama came along, and the Clinton machine tried, and failed, to destroy him”

    more here:
    For Latinos, 'Beto' O'Rourke is just another privileged white guy trying to manipulate them
  5. master.on

    master.on Member

    Beto O'Rourke?
    Why not Mickey Rourke instead?
  6. Swiper

    Swiper Member

  7. brutus79

    brutus79 Member

    What would we do without your links? Amazing stuff you copy and paste- simply amazing.

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  8. Swiper

    Swiper Member

    you’re welcome
  9. brutus79

    brutus79 Member

    Not for nothing- I thought democrats couldn't possible do worse than Hillary clinton... how could it be possible? That neoliberal war hawk entitled cunt was as bad as it could get- I thought. The one trick sound byte oddities that are throwing their hat in the ring are the death throes of a party who have ceased to even pretend to be anything beyond what they are- Republicans who pretend to like fags, non whites and poor people. The fucking bullshit they make a priority that are such a minuscule portion of the country and their problems is absolutely pathetic. Trouble feeding your family? Sorry- that's not as important as Billy getting made fun of for cutting his dick off. What a fucking joke both sides of the aisle are in this corportocracy.
  10. Swiper

    Swiper Member

    “Democratic 2020 Hopefuls Back Four Policies That Require Constitutional Amendments”

    “-Lowering the voting age to 16

    -Introducing term limits for Supreme Court justices

    -Dissolving the Electoral College and adopting a National Popular Vote

    -Reintroducing the Equal Rights Amendment”

    Democratic 2020 Hopefuls Back Four Policies That Require Constitutional Amendments

    if you can’t win change the rules.
  11. brutus79

    brutus79 Member

    You would think the dumb fucks could spend less energy finding a candidate that doesn't make your skin crawl.
  12. flenser

    flenser Member AnabolicLab.com Supporter

    I think they use the opposite approach and ignore/slander anyone who seems remotely human. Vote for a swamp dweller, or don't vote.
  13. master.on

    master.on Member

    Michael Avenatti (former Stormy Daniels attorney) is a serious contender for Dem primaries

    He just got accused of several crimes like
    extorting Nike for $20M
    Michael Avenatti Is Accused in Nike Extortion Attempt
    bank and wire fraud
    keeping $4M of a paraplegic man settlement
    Michael Avenatti accused of 'improperly keeping a $4M settlement payout away from a paraplegic man' | Daily Mail Online
    domestic violence and many other crimes.

    While still short of crooked Hillary, he's learning the trade.

    His campaign would be a hit:
    Rent to high? YES WE CAN ...sue the landlord
    Doctors not prescribing opioids to you? YES WE CAN ...sue the doctors
    Got fired for sleeping in your job? YES WE CAN ... sue your employer
    and so on. Likely to get Dem nomination.
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  14. master.on

    master.on Member

    Now Joe Biden (sleepy Joe) will run for Democrat nomination

    I can imagine what his ads will be like:
    He'll drive a Delorean claiming he can turn back time
    That's funny because Bernie Sanders looks more like a mad scientist than Biden does
    Hell, Sanders looks even crazier than the original Dr. Brown in Back to the Future movie.
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  15. I remember a while back I wanted to Google search a picture of a nice Bernese mountain dog. I typed the first four letters, "bern", and the first suggestion on Googles drop down prediction was Bernie Sanders.

    I don't know much about this geriatric, but when I'm looking for pictures of nice dogs, I don't want to see a decrepit ostrich egg looking motherfucker.

    My point is, I'm tired of you Americans and your elections always ruining my life.
  16. brutus79

    brutus79 Member

    America is the wall that prevents all those pesky Mexicans from invading Canada. Deal with the highs and the lows bro.
  17. Yeah but imagine living in a country where you can't get a real burrito, one made with steak and shit and that's the size of your upper arm. No Mexicans = enjoy getting dogshit burritos from flannel wearing craft beer sipping hipster douchebag restaurants.

    People complaining about Mexicans need to take a breath and picture life without them. I can tell you first hand how grim it is.
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  18. brutus79

    brutus79 Member

    You should see the taco trucks near my job. One of those and you instantly speak fluent Spanish.
  19. Couchlockd1

    Couchlockd1 Member


    Dude you're fucking lost in fantasy land
  20. Mac11wildcat

    Mac11wildcat Member AnabolicLab.com Supporter

    Hey nice opinion fuckface. Really backed that up with any sort of tangible, thought out rationale. Go fuck yourself. :D

    See? I can insult people in place of having a brain, too. You cunt.