Big Rob, loving Fridays

[Neodavid]

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in
despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down
here. You a drinking man?"
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.
Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till
we throw up and then we drink some more!"
The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"You better believe it!"
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the
world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already
dead, remember?"
"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker,
slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into
drugs?"
The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ."
"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of
crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the
drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never
realized Hell was such a cool place!"
The demon said, "You gay?"
"No."
"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"

 

[big rob]

Damn you are a witty bastard..... You see why nobody responded to this???? Because as far as jokes go, IT IS LAME...... If you are going to try and insult someone, at least do a good job of it.

 

[moneyman]

Lmfao

 

[Neodavid]

I wanted to post something you might understand.

Damn you are a witty bastard..... You see why nobody responded to this???? Because as far as jokes go, IT IS LAME...... If you are going to try and insult someone, at least do a good job of it.

 

[big rob]

Come on stud.... I speak English..... You could have saved yourself time and just said, "Big Rob sucks cock on Fridays"..... It would have carried more weight then that lame joke..... Posting all that shit allows people too much insight into what you have going on in your life...... Get it????

 

[Manuel_Hung]

Come on stud.... I speak English..... You could have saved yourself time and just said, "Big Rob sucks cock on Fridays"..... It would have carried more weight then that lame joke..... Posting all that shit allows people too much insight into what you have going on in your life...... Get it????

I'll say it litle rob sucks cocks on fridays!

 

[dolfe1]

Damn you are a witty bastard..... You see why nobody responded to this???? Because as far as jokes go, IT IS LAME...... If you are going to try and insult someone, at least do a good job of it.

Hey it was funny, instead of getting all worked up just say good one Neodavid.

 

[big rob]

Come on Dolfe you honestly think that was funny?????? Please say it isn't so.....

 

[big rob]

Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays and all major holidays....... Ooooooohhh ya got me there........

I'll say it litle rob sucks cocks on fridays!

 

[big louie]

Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays and all major holidays....... Ooooooohhh ya got me there........

LOL, robster - you have one hell of a fan club my brother! ahh fuck'em if they can't take a joke...


send me a pic of the pup......

 

[Massive690]

Come on stud.... I speak English..... You could have saved yourself time and just said, "Big Rob sucks cock on Fridays"..... It would have carried more weight then that lame joke..... Posting all that shit allows people too much insight into what you have going on in your life...... Get it????

lmfao, now that was funny

 

[Ian Smith]

I Gotta admit, that was funny...

 

[thick]

GOL!

I Gotta admit, that was funny...

 

[Neodavid]

I'm not against you dude, but you do suck... Racist jackass sort of thing, you know, but if you can't take it, don't dish it out, ya know?

I happen to be white, but take offense at morons who are racist or judgmental. I'll make fun of you until you get some common sense and realize your attitude is f*cking lame.

I was more or less pushing you to see what you were made of.

Seems like you are the center of your own universe... everything revolves around you... you are the one who can judge others by race, or whatever. Get the f over yourself man.

You ain't "all that", no one is, but you don't have to be a dick to guys because they have a different skin color, or don't use the same slang you do. That kind of thinking (or lack thereof), is for severe losers. Small minded self-centered guys need a kick in the pants, cause otherwise they go around spreading their shit forever, hurting people, because they are nothing but tiny toads thinking their important because no one knocks their little dicks in the dirt.

But unless someone comes along and tells you this, you'll be a dick forever, so consider me your best friend.

No need to be hatin, you know?

I know how this works, now you can be pissy with me, but in the back of your mind, you'll know someone cared enough to stand up to stupidity. Most people who are being stupid don't want to be stupid anyway... they are looking for a way out. I know I always am... but don't get me wrong, I'm a lot farther ahead than you are. (grin)

Some of my best friends are guys like you, so I know you can take it, cause their ain't no hate here. I'm a bro.

You bitch about black guys, I'll bitch about racists. And it's all cool.

Come on stud.... I speak English..... You could have saved yourself time and just said, "Big Rob sucks cock on Fridays"..... It would have carried more weight then that lame joke..... Posting all that shit allows people too much insight into what you have going on in your life...... Get it????

 

[Manuel_Hung]

I'm not against you dude, but you do suck... Racist jackass sort of thing, you know, but if you can't take it, don't dish it out, ya know?

I happen to be white, but take offense at morons who are racist or judgmental. I'll make fun of you until you get some common sense and realize your attitude is f*cking lame.

I was more or less pushing you to see what you were made of.

Seems like you are the center of your own universe... everything revolves around you... you are the one who can judge others by race, or whatever. Get the f over yourself man.

You ain't "all that", no one is, but you don't have to be a dick to guys because they have a different skin color, or don't use the same slang you do. That kind of thinking (or lack thereof), is for severe losers. Small minded self-centered guys need a kick in the pants, cause otherwise they go around spreading their shit forever, hurting people, because they are nothing but tiny toads thinking their important because no one knocks their little dicks in the dirt.

But unless someone comes along and tells you this, you'll be a dick forever, so consider me your best friend.

No need to be hatin, you know?

I know how this works, now you can be pissy with me, but in the back of your mind, you'll know someone cared enough to stand up to stupidity. Most people who are being stupid don't want to be stupid anyway... they are looking for a way out. I know I always am... but don't get me wrong, I'm a lot farther ahead than you are. (grin)

Some of my best friends are guys like you, so I know you can take it, cause their ain't no hate here. I'm a bro.

You bitch about black guys, I'll bitch about racists. And it's all cool.

Very well written brotha.....Life is way to short to hate because of race or religion......I try and judge the person by the content of their character not the color of their skin or what type of religion they practice.

 

[big rob]

Listen, we are all entitled to our opinion on any issue.... My viewpoint on inter-racial dating may not be the same as anyone elses and that is fine. You never hear me saying, dump that bitch etc...... As far as being a racist, call me what you will..... In many areas, I probably fit that bill. I am not going to start up the whole race issue again. I do thank you for your sick and twisted thinking as far as being my friend even though you are sooooo far past my level.... I'm also glad to hear you are white and have white friends. However, as far as preaching goes "bro" do it to them because after posting that lame ass joke to prove a point, your words really have no weight with me.....

 

[Neodavid]

Actually I wrote that to push and see what you were made of, not to make some big point with you or change your life. Wanted to see if you could take it as well as dish it out.

Your taking this (yourself maybe) way too seriously, but that's okay, I'm not knocking you.

The 'grin' thing by the way, is my way of saying I don't take myself that seriously either, after all, we're just posting on a forum. I just thought your threats were a bit over the top. Too much ego going on not to comment.

Listen, we are all entitled to our opinion on any issue.... My viewpoint on inter-racial dating may not be the same as anyone elses and that is fine. You never hear me saying, dump that bitch etc...... As far as being a racist, call me what you will..... In many areas, I probably fit that bill. I am not going to start up the whole race issue again. I do thank you for your sick and twisted thinking as far as being my friend even though you are sooooo far past my level.... I'm also glad to hear you are white and have white friends. However, as far as preaching goes "bro" do it to them because after posting that lame ass joke to prove a point, your words really have no weight with me.....