Bionic Labs - U.S.

[JC Grifter]

Yes we will

We would love that. But you have to show us and prove it to use consistently. I hope you take the advice you were given. Even though we give sources a hard time… we make it easy for them by telling you exactly what we need to feel comfortable to make an order.

as of right now you’re not there. The road map to success here is easily travelled if you take the time.

you also need to keep in mind we’re giving you a hard time because this is a harm reduction board… not a source board. We have standards that need to be met for our members for the safety of their health and wallets. We will also put the community first.

 

[MindlessWork]

Yes you might. Quit trying to cut corners and do this the right way. Go look at the GoodLyfe thread. See what he did for his into? Mimic that and you'll have a much easier time getting started.

Think GoodLyfe be the next 24k?

 

[MisterSuperGod]

Think GoodLyfe be the next 24k?

Nah. They need to cut their own path and leave the past behind. 24 set a standard that should be improved upon with each new iteration.

 

[MindlessWork]

Nah. They need to cut their own path and leave the past behind. 24 set a standard that should be improved upon with each new iteration.

Big true...every source that makes the cut should be raising the bar higher for others to follow. A winning strategy.

24K set the standard and they had a good run here.

 

[Test_Subject]

I’d like to know which US-based HPLC facility is risking having their license to handle illicit substances revoked in order to test this guy’s raws for him.

It’s pretty convenient that he can’t provide the results. He definitely has them, though. He pinky promises.

 

[JC Grifter]

I’d like to know which US-based HPLC facility is risking having their license to handle illicit substances revoked in order to test this guy’s raws for him.

It’s pretty convenient that he can’t provide the results. He definitely has them, though. He pinky promises.

I dunno. He didn’t cross his heart and hope to die. So there’s a good chance he doesn’t have them

 

[Obscured78]

We do test our raws and finished oils. I do not however use Jano and having documentation does not work the same where I have them tested. I have them tested in the United States. We will be happy to give store credit to anyone that wants to send to have tested. Double store credit for whatever it costs you to have tested, and double your money back in a refund if the results are less than perfect. Would any UGL really go through the expenses of building a lab , buying raws , all other ingredients , vials , labels , caps , laminar flow hood , autoclave , magnetic stirrer/hotplate , etc etc etc and risk putting out crap and wasting all of their money over a simple $200-$300 test ? I’m sure there are labs that have done this and they probably do not get away with it. But I don’t believe there are many labs that wouldn’t test their raws, if they don’t they’re exposed and they’re idiots . We’re working on getting what you all asked for, not the testing , but the results/documentation. If anyone wants to send our stuff off great - it won’t be a waste of your money or time and you will be compensated.

Lol ok. So you don’t use Jano; you use someone stateside. There would still be lab reports. The fact you can’t produce that and you keep saying it takes time leads me to believe you didn’t think we were going to ask for it but since we are you are stalling as try to type up some sort of fake report that resembles an hplc lab report. Just my opinion. Maybe I’m wrong. What’s the name of the lab stateside you use? Maybe they will be more feasible than using Jano all the time…

 

[Obscured78]

And you ask why would a lab not test their stuff. There are actually plenty of them, and as of now it looks like you are one of them. Just sayin….

 

[BionicLabs]

Lol ok. So you don’t use Jano; you use someone stateside. There would still be lab reports. The fact you can’t produce that and you keep saying it takes time leads me to believe you didn’t think we were going to ask for it but since we are you are stalling as try to type up some sort of fake report that resembles an hplc lab report. Just my opinion. Maybe I’m wrong. What’s the name of the lab stateside you use? Maybe they will be more feasible than using Jano all the time…

It is very easy to have hplc testing done by these companies in the United States. Almost all of them will accept your samples without asking you much of any questions. Don’t believe me then try it. I was fortunate enough to cross paths with a guy that works for the government and has the ability to test things for me. Not only would I be risking his job and livelihood by giving up where he works but I would also be tying myself to this person whom I’ve communicated with openly on my personal phone and email many times. With that said I am trying to get results from him right now but being Sunday and tomorrow being a holiday for government workers I am not sure. These results do not come to me with a company header and verification number like jano. Because they arent doing testing on anything for the same purpose that jano tests things. But that doesn’t change anything for me, I know that I have had the necessary tests done the problem is At the time I had this done I didn’t have it done to please you all , this is something I done to give my self peace of mind so having verifiable results for people to scrutinize was not my motive. That does not mean that I can’t get the results it means I have to try to convince him to send the most recent to me again and if he can’t I will send another sample to him and have it done again. Regardless the way the results will be sent to me may not please all of you and that’s fine we can’t please everyone. Again when I began this what mattered to me was that what I bottled up and allowed people to put in their bodies was what it was supposed to be , it is safe , and I could guarantee the quality with money back guarantee. The last thing I want is to have people asking for $1000’s of dollars back in refunds because my quality wasn’t 5star. So in order to be able to do that I have to be sure about what I am doing. Now you all may not be so sure yet but one way or another you will be. I promise you all that. We ain’t going anywhere we know what we have , we just have to show you all that.

 

[BionicLabs]

But for inquiring minds - you can absolutely contact just about any hplc lab in the United States and inquire about having for example test e tested. They will send you a form to fill out. Most of them will require you to pay for the standards to check your sample against and they will give you a price to do the actual test. They will send you intructions for sending in your sample and the address to ship it to. They will not (most of them) ask you any questions about who you are as a company or ask you to provide any documents to prove you are legally allowed to have said sample to be tested. If you do not believe me Google any hplc lab testing facility and email them and inquire about a price. You’ll see they do not ask much of any questions about who you are. However we did not go this route because it seemed entirely more risky doing it this way, but still it can be done, just in response to a comment some one made earlier.

 

[BionicLabs]

By the way guys. Obviously you do not care at this time but we also offer custom blends , you can select your carrier oil , compound(s) and dosage.

 

[Test_Subject]

 

[BionicLabs]

You guys suck being assholes but I understand.

 

[MindlessWork]

You guys suck being assholes but I understand.

You seem so upset. Wonder why...

 

[BionicLabs]

I’ve actually been speaking to him about buying all the necessary equipment to do hplc testing and flying him out to teach me how to do the tests myself. We’ve spoken to someone who is closing down his lab and selling off all his equipment and in talks about buying it. I am not comfortable sending shit overseas to have tested when I can have it tested here. If any of you want to send it off to be tested I’ll be happy to send you what you want. I do not want to be anywhere near a package being dropped off that’s going to janoshik.

 

[BionicLabs]

You seem so upset. Wonder why...

I’m not upset. Imagine me laughing a little when saying that. I’m not upset at all. Why should I be upset bro ? You all expect something I don’t have right now. I did not expect my original post to get so much traction so fast to be honest. But it’s all good bro. I’m not upset with anyone. I don’t think anyone is being unreasonable.

 

[MisterSuperGod]

Lol ok. So you don’t use Jano; you use someone stateside. There would still be lab reports. The fact you can’t produce that and you keep saying it takes time leads me to believe you didn’t think we were going to ask for it but since we are you are stalling as try to type up some sort of fake report that resembles an hplc lab report. Just my opinion. Maybe I’m wrong. What’s the name of the lab stateside you use? Maybe they will be more feasible than using Jano all the time…

Photoshop Analytics. Great company. Everything always tests spot on!

 

[justanoob]

I’d like to know which US-based HPLC facility is risking having their license to handle illicit substances revoked in order to test this guy’s raws for him.

It’s pretty convenient that he can’t provide the results. He definitely has them, though. He pinky promises.

A few months back a source came to SST claiming they had their test done by a US based company. If I’m not mistaken, they did end up providing test results, that @janoshik proved fake?

This seems eerily similar

 

[Test_Subject]

A few months back a source came to SST claiming they had their test done by a US based company. If I’m not mistaken, they did end up providing test results, that @janoshik proved fake?

This seems eerily similar

That’s exactly what I thought of when this guy made the claim.

 

[JC Grifter]

You guys suck being assholes but I understand.

It’s amazing how quickly you’re winning hearts and minds here.